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Tranquil Poet
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posted April 30, 2005 01:11 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I shouldn't exagerate. My boyfriend is s cappy with aqua rising and moon and he never acts like that LOL. We cuddle afterwards.


I was just trying to be funny


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DayDreamer
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posted April 30, 2005 01:14 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I am an Aquarian!!! And I am not like this! If we love and are in love with the person we don't want them out of our sight...like any other sign.

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Isis
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posted April 30, 2005 02:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Isis     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The AQ I know are totally not the kind of people who won't let their loved one out of their sight. As a matter of fact, they're the one sign I've found that needs the most space.

Maybe those of you that feel differently have moon/venusian aspects that alter that? Cancerian influences or possessive influences (Taurus/Scorp/Leo)? In my experience AQ can be possessive, but it's more, "you're mine, now gimme space till I'm in the mood for your presence again"...

BTW, many of those were hilarious! Did you all make those up or did you get them from somewhere?

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Tranquil Poet
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posted April 30, 2005 04:23 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The AQ I know are totally not the kind of people who won't let their loved one out of their sight. As a matter of fact, they're the one sign I've found that needs the most space.
Maybe those of you that feel differently have moon/venusian aspects that alter that? Cancerian influences or possessive influences (Taurus/Scorp/Leo)? In my experience AQ can be possessive, but it's more, "you're mine, now gimme space till I'm in the mood for your presence again"...

HE:

Sun - Capricorn
Moon - Aquarius
Ascendant - Aquarius
Venus - Sagittarius
Mars - Gemini


ME:

Sun - Gemini
Moon - Taurus
Ascendant - Cancer
Venus - Taurus
Mars - Libra

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Secret Garden
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posted April 30, 2005 06:07 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
lol @ everyone

Aries: where are u going??? WAHHHH! i wanna do it again....FASTER FASTER FASTER this time!

Taurus: lets try to reach heaven: have sex and try to eat lemon herb chicken at the same time.

Gemini: wait but we havent penetrated every opening possible yet! we have to try EVERYTHING!!!

Cancer: wait lemme call my mom and tell her everything that happened

Leo: groaaaaaaaaaaar! so do you like the size of my ----- of do you LOVE the size of my -----??

Virgo: oh that was so sweet. do you want me to clean your teeth out for you or wax your legs now?

Libra: im so sorry i wasn't up to the mark...do you want to make a wishlist and i can jus follow that next time?

Scorpio: shut up and do it again already.

Sagittarius: lets try this again at the pyramids in egypt while discussing the categorical imperative! that would be so COOL!

Cappy: move, i need to check the stock market--dammit i think it took a nosedive again

Aqua: lets try this with some machinery and costumes involved! or better yet, how about invent a new kind of cybersex? how about u pretend being a lab retreiver and ill pretend to be a mime? then we can try to have sex again without even touching each other! kool....or wait i have another idea...

Pisces: cool! the first time ive done it with a flesh and blood human being! before i always jus dreamt of it....

tranquil: im curious to see how u look with all those venusian planets (Taurus/libra), do you have a pic in lindaland? i dont know ur rising, but i think that would make u pleasant on the eyes esp to the opposite sex?

Love
SG

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Isis
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posted April 30, 2005 07:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Isis     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
TP:

quote:
HE:

Sun - Capricorn
Moon - Aquarius
Ascendant - Aquarius
Venus - Sagittarius
Mars - Gemini

ME:

Sun - Gemini
Moon - Taurus
Ascendant - Cancer
Venus - Taurus
Mars - Libra


Aren't Cappies generally posessive (about people and things)? I'm not that well versed in the traits of Capricorn, but I know two, both of whom are extremely possessive - however not sure if that's indicitave of Cappies or just the two I know...

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future_uncertain
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posted April 30, 2005 07:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for future_uncertain     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Too, too funny! I wish I could come up with something...

No one's touched on the naughty Virgo side yet. Ohhhhh, the possibilities!

And the one about Sag at the pyramids discussing the categorical imperative... you know~ that really does sound cool!

You guys are fabulous!

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lovely*
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posted April 30, 2005 09:30 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i think virgos should be:

let me go to the bathroom first so i can wipe myself up~

sorry~but true..

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marcia
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posted April 30, 2005 09:37 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Neptunnian Arial, YES, I MEAN YOU!

Get out of this discussion! This is about sex!!!!!

You are too sweet and innocent for that!


LoL lemme stop

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peta
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posted April 30, 2005 10:02 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I find having a cancerian sun partner frustrating sometimes. One occasions it can be "I feel like a f*ck" and other occasions it can be "you're so gorgous, i just want you to hold me"....i swear he's got split-personality disorder. he does have moon in aires though. mars in cancer,venus in leo.
The good side is that variety is the spice of (sex) life

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histrionix
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posted April 30, 2005 10:14 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well you guys, I'm glad you identified, cause I sure as hell am always amazed at the similarities in the experiences of people in bed.

Tranquil Poet - my boyfriend is a Gem, I took that one right outta real life! Hehe, but if you identify with it, too, hell - it can't only be me interpreting it that way.

Peta -

Marlene - funny ain't it. The Leo bit is actually me. *blush* :P So I like wigglin it in my Gem's face, cause he always wants to get outta bed so damn quick (see Tranquil's comment). Hihi!


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peta
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posted April 30, 2005 10:19 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
another capricorn comment - what? thats it? what a waste of time. if your gunna do it do it WELL!
omg im so horrible ;P

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histrionix
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posted April 30, 2005 11:34 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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Tranquil Poet
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posted May 01, 2005 01:08 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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tranquil: im curious to see how u look with all those venusian planets (Taurus/libra), do you have a pic in lindaland? i dont know ur rising, but i think that would make u pleasant on the eyes esp to the opposite sex?


I don't have a pic. I hate pics. I feel I look better in person. I have a cancer rising.


I'd say I look innocent, sweet, and cuddly

Yet provocative

quote:
Aren't Cappies generally posessive (about people and things)? I'm not that well versed in the traits of Capricorn, but I know two, both of whom are extremely possessive - however not sure if that's indicitave of Cappies or just the two I know...

I am curious as to what moon rising and venus or mars your cappy friends have. Do you know there birthdates?

My sister is a cappy and shes possessive. When her boyfriend goes out. Which he hardly does. She starts getting all hysterical and physcotic. Im like calm down.

I thought I was bad. I'm glad my boyfriend hardly goes out.


She has a taurus rising so that might explain it.


The rest I know are kind of possessive but not in a bad way. They usually hide it.

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26taurus
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posted May 01, 2005 03:02 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Alright you freaks. Enough with the Taurus/Food thing. ROFL!!

We like good food but come on, what sign doesnt??? Get over it!
Cant you think of anything better? Obviously, none of you have ever layed a Bull - the best lovers of the zodiac (most sensual sign....hello!!!!! ).

Taurus - "It's over already??? Lets do it again.......& again....."

Now that's more like it, you nutters.

*pause*

......mmmmmm .....nuts.

PS. Secret Garden, the Lemon Herb Chicken thing cracked me up!
Yummmm!!! ....heaven. LMAO

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Secret Garden
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posted May 01, 2005 03:38 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
26t its not even food but every taurus i know is obsessed with lemon herb chicken.... hehehehe . but ur right, taureans are very sensual. the reason its difficult to create one for them is coz they will usually sit back and look at u like ur a work of art, give u that sultry glance, their body language is very unified and distinct and communicates their message so powerfully that words cant really describe it. kind of like scorpios... or the scorpio gaze, but with taurus its more soft, sensual.

i once went out with this taurus guy who was very very sweet and cute and had this foot fetish. he loved women with cute, clean feet. i didnt know it on our first date but he was totally turned on by the fact that my feet were clean, 'cute' (according to him), looked soft, had nailpolish on my toes and toe rings etc, plus in heels. all night he kept giving me sideways sensual looks like 'i wanna make love to u ' kind of looks and i thot it was coz of my flirting or face or bod but all along it was the feet! hahahah , who knew? he later confessed to it himself! so who knows whats goin on behind the solid demeanor?

SG

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cancerrg
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posted May 01, 2005 05:02 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hey guys,
we cancers are not like that , ok all the comments were ok , i wont call my mom each time . its become a joke now . they know what they are doing and they dont need thier moms here(lol)

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26taurus
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posted May 01, 2005 05:12 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LMAO Secret! Yes, we do like that Lemon Herb Chicken. ...AND sexy feet and hands.
Yes, we are alot like our opposite, Scorpio, but in a more gentle, sensual ....less vindictive way.
.... K, I've experienced the Scorps.....I'll stop here before I say something I regret.

Indeed, do not let that solid earth demeanor fool you, there's fire under there.
......if you can reach it.

26,
Taurus Sun
Virgo Moon
Cap Rising

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aries-chick
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posted May 01, 2005 08:13 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hehe These are hillarious.. Here's mine:

Aries - You call 5 secs fast? Damn, you need practice.. I mean what are you? A man or a snail?

Taurus - *falls asleep* I need to preserve my energy, we'll be doing this again in a month..

Gemini - Hey what's that smell? *change of subject* ewwwwwwww what IS that dot next to your *points at genital area* is that a mole? I THINK THAT'S A MOLE.. You should really get that checked you know *change of subject* Do you think that when dinosaurs had sex it caused an earthquake? Wait.. did dinosaurs have moles?

Cancer - Goochie Goochie Goooo *pinches other person's cheeks*

Leo - I am the one, the greatest, the only.. *stares at his own penis for a considerable amount of time* Is that not the biggest you've ever seen, Gorgeous? Man I'm so amazing you know, it even amazes me sometimes..

Virgo - *glaring at the ceiling, obviously distressed :O* You know, while we were having sex I noticed THERE'S A SPIDER WEB ON THE CEILLING AHHHHHHHH

Libra - Finally our wedding night, I've been waiting my whole life for this moment *note* it was NOT their wedding night.

Scorpio - Did I ever tell you how much I love sex? I really do love sex! *opens windows - shouts SEX at the top of his/her lungs* *gets arrested for disturbing the peace .. but... has sex with the police officer on the way to the station * Go scorp!

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aries-chick
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posted May 01, 2005 08:15 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sagittarius - K baby gotta go.. There's a flight to Tibet leaving in 30 min with my name on it, you understand but err give me a call sometime (Sags always tell ppl who DON'T have their no. to give them a call sometime) *runs out the door leaving pale faced shocked girl lying on the bed*

Capricorn - *glances at watch* ARGH I have to go, I have a meeting.. "ITS 4 AM" I know I have a meeting! "AT 4 AM? :O" Well money wont make itself ya know..

Aquarius - So when did you decide to become a transsexual? Was it before or after you became the star in that circus, two headed freak act?

Pisces - You're really beautiful to me, just the way you are *pause* You know your friend, she's really beautiful too *pause* and that girl we saw at the shop today... she was realllllly beautiful.. Oh look it's a puppy - Love is all around.

Just thought of another one for Leo from 'The Sweetest Thing' - "Your body is a movie, my penis is the star"

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Aqua: lets try this with some machinery and costumes involved! or better yet, how about invent a new kind of cybersex? how about u pretend being a lab retreiver and ill pretend to be a mime? then we can try to have sex again without even touching each other! kool....or wait i have another idea...

lols SG that one cracked me up

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posted May 01, 2005 08:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for future_uncertain     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
26... you're one funny chica!

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suzyque
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posted May 01, 2005 08:57 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I sooooooo hate generalizations about people!!!!!!!!!!

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I am cancer and my bull has brought whipped cream to bed.................

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