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Tranquil Poet
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posted May 01, 2005 09:28 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I once went out with this taurus guy who was very very sweet and cute and had this foot fetish. he loved women with cute, clean feet. i didnt know it on our first date but he was totally turned on by the fact that my feet were clean, 'cute' (according to him), looked soft, had nailpolish on my toes and toe rings etc, plus in heels. all night he kept giving me sideways sensual looks like 'i wanna make love to u ' kind of looks and i thot it was coz of my flirting or face or bod but all along it was the feet! hahahah , who knew? he later confessed to it himself! so who knows whats goin on behind the solid demeanor.


My boyfriend has a foot fetish with me also. Maybe its a gem thing?

He loves it when I wear sandals and toe rings.

I almost dated a taurus once. He worked at my job and we were all at a party. I thought he was pretty cool until he tried getting me alone in the bathroom. I was like ew.


I left the party with my other friends that night and he started getting all jealous and looked very ****** off. He wanted to take me home in a cab since he lived near me. But I refused. I don't think it's the fact that he was a taurus that he acted this way. He was a tramp. But I never knew his birth details either so who knows what he had in his chart.


Guys like that are huge turn offs for me. To bad I really thought he was a cool guy.
Maybe he was very attracted to me because my venus was in taurus and so is my moon.

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sweetlibra
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posted May 02, 2005 01:24 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
my taurus asc liked this

Taurus [to a sag guy ] "If you cheat on me I'll kill you!"

Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!" 100% correct

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Secret Garden
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posted May 02, 2005 02:18 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
every bull has brought whipped cream to bed....just like they're brought potato chips, lemon herb chicken, fruit salad, and roast lamb to bed...

the thing, is, do they then proceed to eat the whipped cream and put sex down as number 2. on the list (to be done AFTER the whipped cream is finished!), OR.... do they proceed to eat the whipped cream and put sex down as number two...to be done after eating....

ok ok ill stop!

Love
SG

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Secret Garden
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posted May 02, 2005 02:18 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
lol btw that last post was addressed to bluemoon hehehe it wasnt a random thot.


SG

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Bluemoon
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posted May 02, 2005 08:57 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
roflmao, Secret! How did you know? He ate the whipped cream, not me. and made sure there wasn't too big of a mess. I am always taking chip bags, ect, out of the bedroom. Most of the food is not used for sex.

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amisha121877
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posted May 02, 2005 08:59 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL, alright, alright, alright – I’ve come to the conclusion after reading all of these that I’m definitely a sagicorn (sagittarius/capricorn) – I’m guilty of every single last one of those phrases. How refreshing. good one everybody.

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suzyque
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posted May 02, 2005 09:31 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sorry to be a wet blanket, i just feel extremley strongly about any kind of generalizations whether or not they turn out to be true, that's where predjudice begins. Even the most innocent comments can be dangerous.Just keep in mind there are no absolutes in life. If i see any generalizations on this board i am going to remind them of this and if people don't like it tough.

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scorpiongal
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posted May 02, 2005 10:48 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This thread is really cool.....liked many comments and really couldn't hold my laughter.

GAL

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aries-chick
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posted May 02, 2005 11:14 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
okies Suzyque I agree. I don't like generalizations either.. It's like people forgetting that we ARE all people not signs and we each have our own individual personalities..

But in this thread, its really just for fun. I don't see why it'd bother anyone. I mean there's a difference between generalising in a nasty manner ..and just plain joking.

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scorpiongal
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posted May 02, 2005 11:23 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Hey this is right on the nail.,,,

Libra - *14 yr old Libran* (they start early) Finally our wedding night, I’ve been waiting my whole life for this moment *note* it was NOT their wedding night

and even

Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."

I don't know I read about Scorps but didn't really find the perfect.

GAL

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scorpiongal
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posted May 02, 2005 11:29 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey this is right on the nail.,,,
Libra - *14 yr old Libran* (they start early) Finally our wedding night, I’ve been waiting my whole life for this moment *note* it was NOT their wedding night

and even

Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."

I don't know I read about Scorps but didn't really find the perfect or intersting one.
No wonder some scorpios are angry...ha ha.ha..


GAL

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Bluemoon
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posted May 02, 2005 02:02 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Suezq and ArisGirl you are hereby appointed to the Generalization Police Swuad. Please join our thread

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blue flame
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posted May 02, 2005 02:25 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Aries - hey babe, let's try the harness this time and then we'll pull out the bondage straps and other toys....

Taurus - you can tease me all night...never give me full release and i'll cook dinner for you until you finally let me explode..

Gem - wow! the unfinished closet floor wasn't too uncomfy..just a scratch or 2! and the guests in the next room, enjoying the party are none the wiser! good thing we brought a blanket!

Cancer - i haven't felt that in 2 years....will you be mine?

Leo - please just pet me and tell me i'm fabulous

Virgo - again, this time forget about the rules, i'm not the NEAT FREAK everyone keeps saying i am...just #*(&^ all over me

Libra - i love holding you, and her, and her and her, and you're mine right? and i can be yours if you want me to be...until i forget that i jsut said that!

Scorpio - please don't expect too much of me now....

Sag - still friends...right?

Capricorn - are all the files back in order?

Aquarius - i'm floating

Pisces - this time with the new toys, and i'll tie you up in silk scarves, and then you telll me your fantasy,,,very detailed...

Taurus - zzzzZZZz

Gem - Let's watch porn!

Cancer - I bet he's hungry, I should make him a sandwich.

Leo - oh yeah...he's officially pu***-whipped

Virgo - Ugh, get off my hair!

Libra - I made the right decision...no, I should have waited longer, wait...nevermind.

Scorpio - that was intense, our souls merging as one, IF HE EVER CHEATS ON ME HE'LL WISH HE WAS NEVER BORN!

Sag - that was fun! Next time we should do it somewhere exciting... like church!

Capricorn - Jeez would you shutup already, I should have been asleep 5 mins ago!

Aquarius - Am I real? What is real? Does time exist? What's his name again?

Pisces - I like candy

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virgo smiling on the edge of shamelessness...

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astro junkie
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posted May 02, 2005 02:47 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Heavy breathing followed by "Mmmmmm ..."

Libra Sun

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blue flame
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posted May 02, 2005 02:55 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
yeah...this mid-day sex talk has got me riled up and ready to - speak rationally to someone about somethings we should do later!

though my monthly blessing is upon me....

i suppose it may just be the perfect night for a bath for one...
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suzyque
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posted May 02, 2005 03:36 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I have been thinking about why this subject has bothered me so much and i realized it is because i am ultra sensitive to anyone making fun of other people even if it is all in fun. I was picked on unbearably in middle school and i has really left a scar, so if i am harsh in my responses sometimes it is usually because something someone has said has triggered that memory. I don't want to be percieved as the pain in ass complainer in this forum, just so people understand where i am coming from.

And thanks blueroamer i will join your generalization squad!!

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suzyque
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posted May 02, 2005 03:37 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
oops! i meant blue moon not blue roamer.sorry.

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amisha121877
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posted May 02, 2005 03:59 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
SUZY
I was picked on too and still am and you know what? I don't care. this thread is harmless fun. i don't get it.

**claps**

"Sag - still friends...right?
Capricorn - are all the files back in order?"

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL - WOAH!!!!!!!!

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The Mutable Night Force
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posted May 02, 2005 04:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Mutable Night Force     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This thread has cracked me up constantly.
Nish one!
Didn't know if there was anything I could add though considering I haven't had sex yet, but then if people feel comfortable with writing about after sex comments with signs they've never slept with before then hey! I can do it too!

Hasn't anyone ever met a Capricorn before who's said something like-

"You're so right for me honey! Now I'm going to write a song about you!"

No? ok then.

A Cancer one-
"Although that was great, it's not half as great as lying here in your arms, knowing we're in love and soon to be married! Fiddledeedee!"
-partner- "Huh?"

Scorpio- "That was so fantastic it makes all those years I spent stalking you worthwhile! You complete me." *intense stare*

Virgo- Have I ever told you I love you? And how wonderful you are... you know there's no one I'd get dirty for but you!"


Oh well.... anyone?

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suzyque
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posted May 02, 2005 04:48 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I know i am making a big deal about this thread but you know what all i want is for people to understand what it is i am trying to say. Everyone responds differently to similar situations. I am sorry that your experience hasn't given you the insight that it has given me on how to treat other people with respect. Just because something is done in fun doesn't mean that i am going to stifle my responses.

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amisha121877
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posted May 02, 2005 05:11 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL - okay suzy. hope you come along. what you said is a two way street - you just judged/assumed you know me, by the way.

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Secret Garden
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posted May 02, 2005 05:30 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
suzy i usually would totally agree with you, but here not a single person claimed that they felt their sun sign was wrongfully assaulted/insulted, and even you arent leveling that charge but only saying that generalizations, in general, are not ok....

well isnt the entire sun signs book generalizations? but theyre not negative ones. linda makes really funny, sweet and kind comments about how every 'typical' sun sign can capitalize on his or her strengths and avoid the tendencies to certain weaknesses. nowhere does she say that because geminis for example *(using my own sun sign dont want to upset anyone)* can be liberal with other ppls checkbooks, that they're thieves or miser or selfish. she doesnt use judgemental words, she simply describes the behaviors that signs are prone to--and everyone is prone to different behaviors, both positive and negative.

at the end of love signs she has these pages of famous people who were all the different signs. under each sign she has something 'generalized' and funny like, under Gemini it says,
"Your friendly car salesman". now i hate sales and could not convince an ape to eat a banana , but i thought that was funny, coz most Gems are thought of as being glib and talking up a storm and being able to convince ppl of stuff through that charm.

etc etc.

Unless we start posting after-sex comments by signs as in 'sun sign/ moon sign/venus sign/ mars sign' of course it will be a little general. and no body is saying this applies to all people in that sun sign.

heck the things written for gemini, EVEN BY MYSELF, do not apply to me as a gemini. i have venus in aries and a stellium in scorpio. i am more likely to initiate sex with a man and then proceed to make all his unsaid fantasies true (lol), yes tmi but i was married so im allowed to say that u know

i just think that if that sentiment was to be carried to all threads, all the astrology related threads would disappear , except maybe the
1. im feeling this/that today help me
or
2. can somebody plz read this chart for me.

and with only that left, i would never come to this forum again, coz it just wouldnt be fun anymore.


SG

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blue flame
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posted May 02, 2005 05:33 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i would say it may be wise to stay away from censor free bulletin sites if you are in the least bit "offended" or tend to "internalize" what others say openly without restraint...

your feelings may be unintentionally hurt due to the fact that people come to sites such as these (which are censor free) in order to voice their personal opinions, experiences and thoughts freely without reserve...

thus if you become offended, or experience personal injury from these posts, i would recommend not reading.

freedom of expression is a beautiful thing...
as well as knowing your limits when visiting open forums...

sometimes abstinence is the only solution.
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CNO732
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posted May 02, 2005 06:05 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOOOOOVE THIS POST ...

Blue flame is so on target ... lol

Folks we shouldn't take sex so serious ... It's a fun thing with all types of experiences -- high peaks and letdowns ... ENERGY, it's about ENERGY, and oh yeah ... PASSION ...

If 2 people are not on the same page mentally it ain't gonna work no matter how many times you try and how many enhancements you use to spice it up

ARIES: One more time, this time more talking and more wrestling

TAURUS: lick me all over again like I'm chocolate, hold on let me get the Hershey's syrup

GEMINI: Next time we do it in the car, no wait the hallway ... Ummm, the beach ...

CANCER: That was hot .. do u luv me?

LEO: U licked my feet and now I know you love me forever

VIRGO: I want to smell u again

LIBRA: *dreamy-eyed thinking " ... U buy me those shoes and u can do anything to me

SCORPIO: We're not done ... get up and come into the living, bring the lube ... be quick about it

SAGITARIUS: That was hot, u wanna go jogging? or go get some ice cream?

CAPRICORN: Gotta go, I'm late for that meeeting

AQUA: That was cool, u like the B-52s?

PISCES: It the wine bottle empty? ... can u pass it me?.

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MoonDuchess88
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posted May 02, 2005 07:23 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Now I know yall can do better than that for cancer! ROTF @ all the gemini and scorpio ones

here's a few:

Aries: Awww come on baby, one more time,pleeeze?! *already sunrise*

Taurus: *contently, w/ chocolate syrup all over the place* :grinning smilie:

Gemini:Oh yeah! I gotta beat that last level of *insert your video game here*
(I've been w/ one just like this-no lies)

Cancer: Honey,We should do it w/ whip cream more often! (that's me baby )

Leo: I was thinking of installing a mirror over the bed, great Idea or what?

Virgo: there's laundry to be done!

Libra: Was I good or not?

Scorpio: *carefully puts away all the S & M*

Sagittarius: I know! Have we ever tried an airplane before?

Capricorn: "Stocks & Bonds...Stocks & Bonds....Stocks &Bonds...."

Aquarius: How would you feel about a 4th partner?

Pisces: Lets save the ocean baby, two to a shower!!!

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