posted October 03, 2005 07:17 AM              

"But Amen to the not a Cap thing. Definitely not a Cap. *Walks away mumbling incomprehensibly about how Jesus was not dirty enough to be a Capricorn* God bless "

How could anyone follow that sentence with "God Bless".. That seriously baffles me.. Is this person mentally impaired? or should I say emotionally impaired? or maybe both

posted October 04, 2005 11:50 AM              

there is a chart. tell me what you think.

for additional information on an explanation for this particular chart - you can read http://www.templeofsolomon.org/chrono.htg/chrono.htm#Dionysius

it's a pretty interesting read

posted October 11, 2005 06:55 PM              

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THREE CHARACTERISTICS SUGGEST THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:
1. He went into his father’s business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God.

THREE CHARACTERISTICS SUGGEST THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:

1. He called everybody “brother.”
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.

THREE CHARACTERISTICS SUGGEST THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN:

1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He started a new religion.

THREE CHARACTERISTICS SUGGEST THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

THREE CHARACTERISTICS THAT SUGGEST JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:

1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was bilingual.
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.

THREE CHARACTERISTICS SUGGEST THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:

1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He worked in the building trades.

(and the most compelling observations . . .)

THREE CHARACTERISTICS SUGGEST THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN:

1. He had to feed a crowd, at a moment’s notice, when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.
3. Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.

[Author unknown]

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posted October 11, 2005 06:58 PM              

Then I will not state his birthday is on a certain date.

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posted December 28, 2006 02:41 PM              

I say Pisces sun, because of all the self sacrifice. Definately a hevy neptune influence with all the spiritualism.

Some aqua somewhere, because let's face it, the man was a rebel and couldn't give a damn what people said about him. He was revolutionary and changed a lot, which suggests a strong uranian aspect or planet, at the very least.

Could be a highly evolved scorpio. He was magnetic and powerful, so definately pluto aspects or planet.

posted December 28, 2006 06:41 PM              

Please see these sites: http://www.eclipse.net/~molnar/ http://entertainment.webshots.com/photo/2289354200057808112GVqKoa

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Jupiter was the regal "star" that conferred kingships - a power that was amplified when Jupiter was in close conjunctions with the Moon. The second occultation on April 17 coincided precisely when Jupiter was "in the east," a condition mentioned twice in the biblical account about the Star of Bethlehem. In August of that year Jupiter became stationary and then "went before" through Aries where it became stationary again on December 19, 6 BC. This is when the regal planet "stood over." - a secondary royal portent also described in the Bible. In particular, there is confirmation from a Roman astrologer that the conditions of April 17, 6 BC were believed to herald the birth of a divine, immortal, and omnipotent person born under the sign of the Jews, which we now know was Aries the Ram. Furthermore, the coins of Antioch and ancient astrological documents show that there was indeed a Star of Bethlehem as reported in the biblical account of Matthew.

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posted December 28, 2006 06:45 PM              

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Jesus Christ was born in Bethlehem, Israel around 11:00 a.m. on Saturday, April 17, 6 B.C. with the influence of the Mercury & Mars on the Taurus, the Sun, Jupiter & Moon on the Aries (Ram), and the Saturn, Venus & Uranus on the Pisces. The Jupiter means Zeus of the Greek Mythology and the King. Also the Aries (Ram) means Israel and a sacrifice. The eclipse of the Jupiter means that Jesus Christ would be killed by the others in the future. In addition, he was the King of the planets on the solar system. AB blood type. Since the parents of Jesus carried the albino gene, Jesus had blond hair, pale blue eyes, and white skin.

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posted December 28, 2006 06:47 PM              

if it means anything, that will be up for you to decide.

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Virgo Rising 8'57, Sagittarius Sun/4thH 3'26, Pisces Moon/6thH 8'22

"People see you as an object, not as a person, and they project a set of expectations onto you. People who don't have it think beauty is a blessing, but actually it sets you apart" - Candace Bergen

posted December 28, 2006 07:00 PM              

Wht's the big deal about Jesus's sign anyways?

people please keep your peace and *try to* refrain from making statements tht might hurt others. (i knw thts easier said than done, tht is why i put in the 'try' clause) or if u already have, atleast let others voice their resentment. i mean u knew whn u called cappy's dirty tht some feathers wud get ruffled, didn't ya? so just take it in your stride....

Jesus was all about love, so lets just show some deference to that on a thread about him

posted December 28, 2006 08:34 PM            

And based on what I studied about Muhammad in my World Religions course (Senior year in highschool)....I kinda get the Neptune vibe from him too..with a touch of Jupiter.

Hmmm Moses, that one is interesting. He musta had soem fire in him, not sure.

Oh, and LMAO @ Jacqueline's post...mad funny

posted December 29, 2006 03:37 AM              

Actually, according to the documentary I saw, the prophets had been waiting for ALL the planets to align in Aries for ages, and when it finally occured they went out looking for a birth, and there he was - baby jesus!

So he was an aries in every sign, if you believe this theory.

It makes sense to me, because according to abook i read, jesus was basically sticking it to the establishment, who said that educated people, who could read and understand the scriptures, must not associate with the 'untouchables,' who could not.

Apparently these 'untouchable's' afflictions were basically psychosomatic, due to being outcast; the 'healing' jesus practised was basically being friends with them, or more namely eating dinner with them, which was totally forbidden - once jesus ate with them and reassured them that they were not scum, their 'aflictions' would 'magically' dissapear, as documented in the bible.

So, Jesus was basically a real socialite who partied everynight and invited all the 'homeless' people around, and even told his parents where to go when they told him that it was unseemly that a person of his class should associate with such people!