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Topic: DON'T KILL THE NEWBIES...
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26taurus
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posted August 23, 2007 03:06 PM
 
Ah yes, an air singleton. Yep, that'll do it!
I figured it was an issue involving the Air element in your natal chart. Either that or you might even possibly be a big Johnny Cash fan.   When I was just a baby, my mama told me, "Son,
Always be a good boy; don't ever play with guns."
But I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
When I hear that whistle blowin' I hang my head and cry. Great song. Yes, unfortunately occassional murder sprees and Pluto go hand in hand. What's going on with your Venus and Jupiter? Do they lighten the load a bit?  IP: Logged |
jane
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posted August 23, 2007 10:45 PM
Gotta love Johnny Cash. Not only was he a fine musician, but he lent his voice to one of the best Simpsons episodes. My Venus is in dark Cap, increasing the delight I take in evil deeds, and my Jupiter trines it in Virgo. I think the Virgo influence helps me clean up well after a killing. Not a hair out of place, very Christian Bale "american psycho". Do you have a strong air influence? Hiding your true colors behind a cuddly, taurus moniker?  IP: Logged |
26taurus
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posted August 24, 2007 03:21 PM
oooooo....i've got an 8th house Virgo moon and Pluto hiding behind a big fat Taurean Sun.  shhh. Strong air sign influence....well...
There's my Venus in Gemini mutually recepting my Taurus Mercury in the 3rd...
Pluto in Libra, too. Aqua intercepted in the 1st.. ...we might make a good team. mwhaha IP: Logged |
AcousticGod
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posted August 24, 2007 03:42 PM
Seems like a gang I could belong to...except my Gemini Ascendant makes me non-violent. Air will do that to you.IP: Logged |
Azalaksh
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posted August 24, 2007 03:55 PM
If you wish to add a Mercury in Scorpio in the 3rd to the "gang" I'm available -- my business card reads Plotting Is My Forte', especially *Evil Plotting*..... IP: Logged |
26taurus
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posted August 24, 2007 04:07 PM
lol!...i'll have to check with jane first, but i think we may be able to make use of the two of you... First and foremost, what kind of shape are your Neptune's in? Afflicted or not? IP: Logged |
NeptuneLove
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posted August 24, 2007 04:10 PM
me air too !! Pluto conjunct Mars in Libra  IP: Logged |
Azalaksh
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posted August 24, 2007 07:18 PM
quote:
First and foremost, what kind of shape are your Neptune's in? Afflicted or not?
How afflicted do you *need* it to be???  (**best Peter Lorre voice**) Heh heh heh..... yes Master, yes!!" Now then, it's dinnertime. What about that roast haunch of Newbie?? Or Newbie sweetbreads?? What would go well as a side dish?? IP: Logged |
pidaua
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posted August 25, 2007 02:22 AM
Okay Zala.. I am ready to cut one from the herd.. Hmmmm.. how about a nice vegan one? Roasted Haunch of noob with a nice chianti sounds like tomorrow's meal .. hee hee...IP: Logged |
AcousticGod
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posted August 25, 2007 03:22 AM
Neptune?Positive aspect to Pluto (sextile)
Opposite ascendant
Conjunct Venus
Nearly conjunct Mars in Scorpio I'm probably out, huh? IP: Logged |
Node
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posted August 25, 2007 03:53 AM
I want in! My Neptune meets the requirements, and I will cater the event free of charge.  Quote: What would go well as a side dish?? An entire head of wok-smoked cauliflower. Not only because of it's striking resemblance to the human brain, but for it's complementary properties to the thymus gland [sweetbreads] when do you want me to tie the apron on? 
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belgz
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posted August 25, 2007 06:35 AM
WHy ıs everyone makıng such a bıg fuss over thıs topıc ?IP: Logged |
belgz
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posted August 25, 2007 06:37 AM
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ASC: Vırgo Sun: Cancer
Moon: Gemını
Mars: Cancer
Mercury: Cancer
Venus: Leo IP: Logged |
jane
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posted August 26, 2007 03:57 AM
My, my, this escalated quickly. 26 - Good team? We'd be better than good, we'd kill. Proof is in the (blood) pudding: your Sun is in my 7th, good for all kinds of partnerships. I'm thinking my Sun (Sag) probably falls in your 12th, so I'd help you tap into all those unconscious, sociopathic desires. I'd assist you in your self-undoing, since our crime spree would likely lead to life in prison or the chair. I could also help you access your intercepted aquarius, since I have that sign on my IC & Uranus is my most prominent planet. We're clearly meant to be partners in crime. I get to be Bonnie. BTW, I don't meet the Neptune requirement (it trines my moon & conjuncts my sun), but I think that helps me gain the newbies' trust. I'll be the Neptune flytrap. IP: Logged |
jane
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posted August 26, 2007 04:04 AM
acoustic god - Your lovely Neptune & Gemini asc don't bar you from the gang. What sort of homicidal maniacs would we be without our very own theme music? I'd love if you could play live during our reign of newbie terror.zala - Ooh, I'm a Merc in Scorpio too & I'm loving your business card. Does it have a watermark? Perhaps a newbie's head on a stick? I'd consider you joining our gang a great honor. Node - Sounds scrumptious! You're in. (You had me at "free of charge" .) I'm worried about myself though. I'm so much newer than all of you, what if you turn on me when the bloodlust gets too strong?  belgz - We should meet up sometime to discuss astrology. I find dark allies conducive to astrology talk. There'll be snacks. IP: Logged |
Azalaksh
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posted August 26, 2007 11:40 AM
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zala - Ooh, I'm a Merc in Scorpio too & I'm loving your business card. Does it have a watermark? Perhaps a newbie's head on a stick? I'd consider you joining our gang a great honor.
I'm worried about myself though. I'm so much newer than all of you, what if you turn on me when the bloodlust gets too strong?
Why, jane!! How did you know about my business card?? Your psychic powers ability to sense true depravity do you credit -- what an asset that will be for the Gang!!  As for your very appropos concern about the oldies turning on you if the bloodlust overcomes us..... well, you have a very creditable 500+ posts going now, and that number will increase by the day. So, unless the unthinkable happens, and we actually run out of newbies, I'd say you're pretty safe.....   IP: Logged |
darkdreamer
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posted August 26, 2007 12:00 PM
This is INSANELY hilarious! 
Oh and btw I do have also an afflicted Neptune I guess.
Neptune conjunct Mars / ASC - poisening is my weapon, I guess.
Square Jupiter: Doing it big, really big style. Venus in Capricorn square Pluto -
darkness is my second nature, and when I kill (WHEN, not IF), nothing will remain to clean up after me. 
Oh and Jane, I LOVE those dark alleys. They are just perfect to have some bloody good...astrology talk.
DD
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lotusheartone
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posted August 26, 2007 02:24 PM
Everything we say, write, do, and think..makes vibrations that are sent out into the ethers...
Thinking LOving thoughts for ALL, for the Good of ALL. ...
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NeptuneLove
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posted August 26, 2007 03:58 PM
Loving thoughts to you too dear Lotus
Everything you say is so soothing, so sweet !
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AcousticGod
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posted August 27, 2007 12:15 AM
Jane,Here's some music to get you guys started: http://www.acidplanet.com/components/embedfile.asp?asset=895461&T=3296
http://www.acidplanet.com/components/embedfile.asp?asset=895461&T=3296 IP: Logged |
jane
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posted August 27, 2007 04:49 AM
zala - I've never seen someone look so full of cheer when having his head impaled on a stick! That must've been a deliciously evil plot you cooked up to bring such an impressive result. Your card is truly a thing of beauty. Kudos.
Thanks for reassuring me about my safety, but you will of course understand (as a fellow Merc in Sco) that I don't believe a word of it & will be ready to go to fisticuffs when I get the slightest inkling that you're imagining my head on that stick. Nothing personal, & it doesn't mean we can't have our fun together in the meantime.
(Is it wrong that I'm very...um...intrigued by Mr. Burns' tongue?)Maybe it's just my own Neptune aspects making me a softy, but perhaps we're being too harsh. I'm sure we all know what it's like to be new...so lost, intimidated by the unfathomable depths of google. We should reconcile with the newbies...maybe invite them all to a large banquet dinner? Oh Darkdreamer (poison guru) & Node (chef), it's your time to shine...
AcousticGod - Perfect! I'm going to practice my kung fu so that I can time my killer moves in sync with the climactic ending of the song. IP: Logged |
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