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posted October 01, 2007 12:43 PM            

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8th Moon - The Pisces one made me laugh the most. I have the sense of direction & driving skills of a Pisces, apparently.

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posted October 01, 2007 09:42 PM            

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Jane...Sense of direction is highly overrated anyway. How do serendepitous events happen when you always know where you're going ahead of time!?

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posted November 18, 2007 11:31 PM              

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I LOVE thrift stores.

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posted December 14, 2007 08:32 PM            

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I hardly ever feel like i am anything like my Pisces Sun but now I do because that Pisces fits me like a glove!
All these are great. thank you. i laughed outloud.

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posted December 15, 2007 02:36 PM            

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VIRGO: Hell for a Virgo is being locked up in an elevator for eternity with a naked Aquarius. That is because in hell, Aquarians are allowed to bring beer, which they leave all over the floor. Virgos, however, have to surrender their brooms and squeegees to God.

HAHAHAHA!!! I met my best Aquarian friend when I moved in across the hall from him. Trouble was, he didn't know anyone was moving in across the hall from him, so he had his door wide open and was only dressed in his boxers. We still joke about me meeting him when he was half naked.

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posted January 29, 2008 05:18 AM            

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"Aries have ramlike eyebrows and smug expressions. They should not be quite so smug because they are constantly clunking themselves in the skull."

LOL! I played soccer in high school, and My coaches told me I was hit in the head with a soccer ball more than any player they ever met. This one time during a game I was struck twice in the same spot (my left temple) within two minutes. I had a concussion and a deep bone bruise on my face.

This was great. thank you for the link. it made me laugh so hard.
"Being infallible, God is probably an Aries." that had me rolling too.

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posted January 29, 2008 05:27 AM              

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You cry over dead animals in the road but feel no remorse about mowing down humans you don't like. Cancerians say one thing and do another. Scorpios say one thing and do it just for spite. Pisceans say far too much and do whatever the hell they want.

OMG! this is so true of these signs!!!

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posted January 29, 2008 08:22 PM              

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the capricorn one reads like someone has a major problem with caps.

and frankly, every capricorn i know (my self included) is terrible at math.

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posted January 30, 2008 10:58 AM            

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Oh this site points out the negitive side of all signs Belle; Not just Caps. It makes em all sound like either boring drabs or Neurotic maniacs Lol! Its all in good fun.

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posted January 30, 2008 12:09 PM              

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Genghis Khan was a Leo, and so is Barney the Dinosaur.

haha aww

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