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Topic: The ULTIMATE REBUTTAL
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koiflower Knowflake Posts: 1258 From: Australia Registered: Jun 2008
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posted October 03, 2008 09:46 PM
Opportunities to self-evaluate have presented itself for me on several threads. One theme that has appeared for me is my complete disdain for rudeness!!! Now, actually sometimes rudeness can be appropriate, fun and serve its purpose. For example, telling builders who are hammering before the legal time on a Saturday morning after they have been EXTREMELY rude to me after my reminding them of the appropriate start time, that they are “[rude words]”. Thereby, the lesson of being rude to someone who is EXTREMELY rude has served its purpose! On that occasion I was ready/prepared/alerted to react to a rude person after listening to them bang away for 30 minutes from a deep sleep. HOWEVER, usually I am NOT prepared for rude people and I am usually stunned, immobilised and stuck for words when a person says something rude. I WANT to be ready for that comment, instead of looking like a wide-eyed possum with a dislocated jaw. I know that there are comments that attune to the verbal repository of Star Signs. So how would you see each sign having the “ ULTIMATE REBUTTAL” in preparation for the ULTIMATE JERK?? Let’s get started with this humble effort: ARIES – “F********** oorf, jerk”
TAURUS – {just stands and looks really p$ssed} GEMINI – “How dare you have the audacity to prognosticate my abilities when your own intellectual facilities are not sufficiently advanced to understand such bombastic phraseologies” CANCER - “What would your mother say if she heard you?” LEO – “Did you just say [blah, blah] to ME? I’m not leaving ‘til you apologize” {Head goes up and chest puffs out} VIRGO – {Counts back from 10, takes a breath} “Comments like that can be hurtful” LIBRA – “Not only have you done yourself a disservice with that arrogant comment, but you’ve let your workmates down. What a poor ambassador for your company you are” SCORPIO – “I’ll be back” SAGITTARIUS – {belly laughs} “You’ve got balls to say that when you’re wearing that t-shirt. Where DID you get it from?” CAPRICORN – {Sternly, of course} “Give my business card to your manager. I’ll be giving him/her a call before 1 o’clock straight after my scheduled meeting”. AQUARIUS – {Takes out a stun gun and zaps them with cold calculated aim}. PISCES – {with sincerity} “I’ve got the number of a good psychoanalyst that could really help you”. Whether I’m on or off the mark, or even re-used some ideas – that vent felt GREAT!!
Have a great day, knowflakes!!
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savanna20 Knowflake Posts: 370 From: Malibu, CA Registered: Sep 2008
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posted October 03, 2008 10:09 PM
So funny! Yup! That's me.Scorpio Sun, Libra rising, taurus moon IP: Logged |
OzMeg222 Knowflake Posts: 1079 From: Registered: Jul 2006
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posted October 03, 2008 10:56 PM
Seems spot on to me, lol!First my gemini rising has its say, then my leo moon, then finally my pisces sun. ALWAYS in that order IP: Logged |
VirgOh Knowflake Posts: 236 From: JC,NJ,USA Registered: Sep 2008
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posted October 03, 2008 11:05 PM
Dont downplay us Virgo's, I have a very sharp tongue that lashes back "Politely" to both men and women alike and I've been told that my rebuttals actually hurt!IP: Logged |
koiflower Knowflake Posts: 1258 From: Australia Registered: Jun 2008
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posted October 03, 2008 11:20 PM
Okay, let's update the Virgo rebut:“Comments like that can be hurtful. What a shameful individual". Does that work? IP: Logged |
VirgOh Knowflake Posts: 236 From: JC,NJ,USA Registered: Sep 2008
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posted October 03, 2008 11:23 PM
You uare improving ... A tiny bit IP: Logged |
CoralFrequency Knowflake Posts: 1432 From: Registered: Feb 2007
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posted October 04, 2008 12:25 AM
lol I think a typical Aries reaction would go more like this: IP: Logged |
augentier Knowflake Posts: 893 From: KS Registered: Nov 2007
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posted October 04, 2008 01:48 AM
LOL! If i were the ambitious Capricorn that would be my response When someone is really rude to me my instinct is always to punch them, or spit at them..something physical and really rude right back at them..BUT because society has "norms" I settle with "F*** you buddy!" (no one said merc in sag was classy...) ------------------ Capricorn sun / Scorpio rising / Sagittarius moon Mercury:: Sagittarius Venus::Scorpio Mars::Pisces IP: Logged |
deuxantares Knowflake Posts: 1197 From: Meet Me in Sofia Registered: Nov 2006
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posted October 04, 2008 02:05 AM
I'll be back. ------------------ Sun:Scorpio, Moon:Scorpio, Asc:Gemini IP: Logged |
savanna20 Knowflake Posts: 370 From: Malibu, CA Registered: Sep 2008
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posted October 04, 2008 02:26 AM
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koiflower Knowflake Posts: 1258 From: Australia Registered: Jun 2008
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posted October 04, 2008 02:54 AM
Even animals plot deadly revenge Excellent!!!
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blue moon Moderator Posts: 4700 From: U.K Registered: Dec 2007
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posted October 04, 2008 05:00 AM
I didn't know you'd met my mother, Koiflower. You've got her nailed. "How dare you" is another one of her favourites. IP: Logged |
Atlenta Knowflake Posts: 501 From: Registered: Jun 2002
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posted October 04, 2008 05:18 AM
to add on: SCORPIO "You won't get away with this"LIBRA "How nice of you to say that. well, goodbye for good." SAGITTARIUS "Hahaha, you're no better yourself, arse!" IP: Logged |
GemLover Knowflake Posts: 371 From: Registered: Aug 2008
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posted October 04, 2008 05:56 AM
Taurus, Scorpio and Sagittarius ones are all SO true of me. First I stand there and just look ****** . Then it's "I'm gonna GET YOU BACK", followed by a blunt, smart-ass approach. I will argue back to someone for ages, and when I don't win that way, I threaten them with revenge. IP: Logged |
koiflower Knowflake Posts: 1258 From: Australia Registered: Jun 2008
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posted October 04, 2008 06:27 AM
I wonder which sign would say "What a @$%@#$ liberty"
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Dervish Knowflake Posts: 463 From: California Registered: Nov 2006
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posted October 04, 2008 11:39 PM
LIBRA – “Not only have you done yourself a disservice with that arrogant comment, but you’ve let your workmates down. What a poor ambassador for your company you are”Gods, I've actually said things similar to that before. IP: Logged |