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koiflower
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posted October 03, 2008 09:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for koiflower     Edit/Delete Message
Opportunities to self-evaluate have presented itself for me on several threads. One theme that has appeared for me is my complete disdain for rudeness!!!

Now, actually sometimes rudeness can be appropriate, fun and serve its purpose. For example, telling builders who are hammering before the legal time on a Saturday morning after they have been EXTREMELY rude to me after my reminding them of the appropriate start time, that they are “[rude words]”.

Thereby, the lesson of being rude to someone who is EXTREMELY rude has served its purpose!

On that occasion I was ready/prepared/alerted to react to a rude person after listening to them bang away for 30 minutes from a deep sleep.

HOWEVER, usually I am NOT prepared for rude people and I am usually stunned, immobilised and stuck for words when a person says something rude.

I WANT to be ready for that comment, instead of looking like a wide-eyed possum with a dislocated jaw.

I know that there are comments that attune to the verbal repository of Star Signs. So how would you see each sign having the “ ULTIMATE REBUTTAL” in preparation for the ULTIMATE JERK??

Let’s get started with this humble effort:


ARIES – “F********** oorf, jerk”

TAURUS – {just stands and looks really p$ssed}

GEMINI – “How dare you have the audacity to prognosticate my abilities when your own intellectual facilities are not sufficiently advanced to understand such bombastic phraseologies”

CANCER - “What would your mother say if she heard you?”

LEO – “Did you just say [blah, blah] to ME? I’m not leaving ‘til you apologize” {Head goes up and chest puffs out}

VIRGO – {Counts back from 10, takes a breath} “Comments like that can be hurtful”

LIBRA – “Not only have you done yourself a disservice with that arrogant comment, but you’ve let your workmates down. What a poor ambassador for your company you are”

SCORPIO – “I’ll be back”

SAGITTARIUS – {belly laughs} “You’ve got balls to say that when you’re wearing that t-shirt. Where DID you get it from?”

CAPRICORN – {Sternly, of course} “Give my business card to your manager. I’ll be giving him/her a call before 1 o’clock straight after my scheduled meeting”.

AQUARIUS – {Takes out a stun gun and zaps them with cold calculated aim}.

PISCES – {with sincerity} “I’ve got the number of a good psychoanalyst that could really help you”.


Whether I’m on or off the mark, or even re-used some ideas – that vent felt GREAT!!

Have a great day, knowflakes!!


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savanna20
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posted October 03, 2008 10:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for savanna20     Edit/Delete Message
So funny! Yup! That's me.

Scorpio Sun, Libra rising, taurus moon

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OzMeg222
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posted October 03, 2008 10:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for OzMeg222     Edit/Delete Message
Seems spot on to me, lol!

First my gemini rising has its say, then my leo moon, then finally my pisces sun. ALWAYS in that order

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VirgOh
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posted October 03, 2008 11:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for VirgOh     Edit/Delete Message
Dont downplay us Virgo's, I have a very sharp tongue that lashes back "Politely" to both men and women alike and I've been told that my rebuttals actually hurt!

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koiflower
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posted October 03, 2008 11:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for koiflower     Edit/Delete Message
Okay, let's update the Virgo rebut:

“Comments like that can be hurtful. What a shameful individual".

Does that work?

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VirgOh
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posted October 03, 2008 11:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for VirgOh     Edit/Delete Message
You uare improving ... A tiny bit

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CoralFrequency
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posted October 04, 2008 12:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CoralFrequency     Edit/Delete Message
lol I think a typical Aries reaction would go more like this:

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augentier
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posted October 04, 2008 01:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for augentier     Edit/Delete Message
LOL! If i were the ambitious Capricorn that would be my response

When someone is really rude to me my instinct is always to punch them, or spit at them..something physical and really rude right back at them..BUT because society has "norms" I settle with "F*** you buddy!" (no one said merc in sag was classy...)

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Capricorn sun / Scorpio rising / Sagittarius moon

Mercury:: Sagittarius
Venus::Scorpio
Mars::Pisces

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deuxantares
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posted October 04, 2008 02:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for deuxantares     Edit/Delete Message

I'll be back.

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Sun:Scorpio, Moon:Scorpio, Asc:Gemini

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savanna20
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posted October 04, 2008 02:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for savanna20     Edit/Delete Message

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koiflower
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posted October 04, 2008 02:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for koiflower     Edit/Delete Message

Even animals plot deadly revenge Excellent!!!


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blue moon
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posted October 04, 2008 05:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for blue moon     Edit/Delete Message

I didn't know you'd met my mother, Koiflower.

You've got her nailed. "How dare you" is another one of her favourites.

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Atlenta
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posted October 04, 2008 05:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Atlenta     Edit/Delete Message
to add on:
SCORPIO
"You won't get away with this"

LIBRA
"How nice of you to say that. well, goodbye for good."

SAGITTARIUS
"Hahaha, you're no better yourself, arse!"

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GemLover
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posted October 04, 2008 05:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for GemLover     Edit/Delete Message
Taurus, Scorpio and Sagittarius ones are all SO true of me. First I stand there and just look ****** . Then it's "I'm gonna GET YOU BACK", followed by a blunt, smart-ass approach. I will argue back to someone for ages, and when I don't win that way, I threaten them with revenge.

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koiflower
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posted October 04, 2008 06:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for koiflower     Edit/Delete Message
I wonder which sign would say "What a @$%@#$ liberty"

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Dervish
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posted October 04, 2008 11:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dervish     Edit/Delete Message
LIBRA – “Not only have you done yourself a disservice with that arrogant comment, but you’ve let your workmates down. What a poor ambassador for your company you are”

Gods, I've actually said things similar to that before.

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