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purplezen
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posted May 11, 2004 01:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for purplezen     Edit/Delete Message
Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. lol.

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juniperb
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posted May 11, 2004 05:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message

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lalalinda
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posted May 11, 2004 08:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lalalinda     Edit/Delete Message
You're so cute (had me going)
I'm lalalaughing

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LibraSparkle
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posted May 11, 2004 09:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LibraSparkle     Edit/Delete Message

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astro junkie
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posted May 11, 2004 09:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for astro junkie     Edit/Delete Message
SNAP!!

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purplezen
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posted May 24, 2004 06:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for purplezen     Edit/Delete Message

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jwhop
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posted May 25, 2004 02:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message
Hmmm, and they say men are cynical.

What happened to all the women? All you used to think about was sex! Or is sex #6?

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pixelpixie
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posted May 25, 2004 02:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
I still always think about sex....
*don't want to disappoint


Tell me about it!
My #2 almost met my #4!!
Whoa!!!
Just think of the reaction from #1!!

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sthenri
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posted May 25, 2004 10:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for sthenri     Edit/Delete Message
It's important that a man trust you,

It's important that a man respects you,

it's important that a man has stamina,

sex is a given:>

Natasha
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sthenri
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posted May 25, 2004 10:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for sthenri     Edit/Delete Message
It's important that a man trust you,

It's important that a man respects you,

it's important that a man has stamina,

sex is a given:>

Natasha
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jwhop
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posted May 25, 2004 11:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message
quote:
sex is a given:>

Not when the "headache" defense is deployed


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sthenri
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posted May 25, 2004 11:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for sthenri     Edit/Delete Message
That goes both ways you know:>

I've had that headache ploy thrown my way,
and the TV schedule!

Natasha

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purplezen
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posted May 25, 2004 12:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for purplezen     Edit/Delete Message
with my venus is scorpio, you better believe I think sex is a given

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jwhop
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posted May 25, 2004 07:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message
Well, the TV defense is understandable But that's only 21 minutes per a half hour show I guess if he stretched it out, beer, nuts, burps, bathroom and adjusting the throw pillow could eat up the other 9 minutes.

Never heard of a man using the "not tonight, I've got a headache" excuse.

I'm not sure with Venus in Scorpio that sex is a given---more like a demand

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pixelpixie
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posted May 25, 2004 09:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
What about Sun, Mars, Uranus and True Node in Scorpio, plus a fifth house Venus?


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sthenri
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posted May 25, 2004 10:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for sthenri     Edit/Delete Message
Fifth house Venus here too pixie:>

The Taurus has to do the serving of those snacks so that cuts down the time available, for romance:> Movie theaters are more fun.

The best romance is out of the house, or even outdoors, too many distractions at home.

The only time I have a headache is when I've been yelling, or angry. My best partners could out do me in the passion department and loved to fight, but then after the romance, I stayed mad.

For that reason I tend to have more sex when I have a headache.

Forget it, let's go back to the several men theory again, a little goes a long way too, who needs to buy the cow to get a little milk?

Give me five men with a little kiss from each one:>

Natasha


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pixelpixie
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posted May 25, 2004 10:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message

With tongue?

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jwhop
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posted May 26, 2004 12:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message
Have to laugh! Let's see aren't the two most common complaints women have about men, (1) they won't commit or slow to commit and (2) they leave the toilet seat up?

And here you girls are talking about having a different man for each of the qualities you want Now if a man said something like that, you'd call him a MCP.

Pixie with Scorp in Mars, you must be a bad Mama Jama. What sign is Venus in?

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pixelpixie
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posted May 26, 2004 01:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
Venus in Sagittarius in the fifth house conjunct Neptune.

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astro junkie
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posted May 26, 2004 03:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for astro junkie     Edit/Delete Message
jwhop -

If a guy said that, I'd say the same thing... internally they are compartmentalized, and they project each facet unto a certain lover.

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sthenri
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posted May 26, 2004 11:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for sthenri     Edit/Delete Message
Jwhop, if a man said to a woman that he wanted to complain, why would she think he is a MCP? And if he demanded sex when she had a headache, wouldn't she ask he was being so demanding? I think you men women can be angry and hostile towards men in general and they take it out on them in the sexual department. That's not really a relationship problem, that's a fear problem.

It's true that men are afraid of women sometimes, but men and women are equally afraid of rejection sexually. Usually when men and women fight about sex it's about something else, usually money or relatives.

Fear of talking about what you want to talk about and beating around the bush can make a woman really hostile and have a headache.
Then the insults fly...
A MCP to one person is a straight shooter to another, a flirt is a waste of time to another..

Everyone has different styles of loving, the challenge is accepting that.

In my opinion, if two people have different styles of loving it's too hard to make it work, sexual and financial differences are hard to accept.

I can make it work, with anyone who has a different style of loving because i have practiced so much acceptance in that department, but sometimes it's nice to be pushy too.

Yes pixie, a little tongue;>
that's all I need....
I would be faithful.. I would keep the same 5:>

Natasha

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pixelpixie
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posted May 26, 2004 11:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
*snicker*

I could TOTALLY stay faithful to five!
I say that with assurance!

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sthenri
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posted May 26, 2004 11:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for sthenri     Edit/Delete Message
Jwhop, don't be shocked, we're not that bad, sometimes a woman will understand her lover's state of mind so well, she will see into it, and it doesn't contain just one lover. It's an ego bust but it's true. I imagine it's the same for everyone. I am used to the idea that sexual love doesn't have to be so extreme to be good, and the fear of losing someone to someone else can push the emotions higher than they need to be.

If a woman or man asks for too much or too little to make you prove your love, then find another lover. I don't know what you call that? But when a person does that to me, wears me out wanting me to prove my love, I find it self centered. I have tried to change my own ideas that way, so respect and full appreciation are part of the package
Makes sense?

BTW on an unrelated note, the Gemini recently sprained his tongue kissing me and I felt so bad. Especially since he blamed fme or days. He needs to stop trying to prove himself, even if it's silly because otherwise he will get resentful, so it's up to me to slow him down. Anything a person can use imagination wise to slow things down is okay in my books..

Natasha

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astro junkie
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posted May 26, 2004 02:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for astro junkie     Edit/Delete Message
... he sprained his tongue doing WHAT to you? ...

(everything is about sex except sex)

.gloria

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sthenri
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posted May 26, 2004 04:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for sthenri     Edit/Delete Message
Gloria:>

We were kissing, like I just said, he is a very energetic mercury driven kisser so I guess he was doing tongue acrobatics. He sprained the muscle on the bottom, and was pretty irritated about it. We pretty much do a lot of kissing, which I am sure frustrates him but waiting is good. People ought to do more kissing, especially in public. There are kiss-a-thons in Paris, I tell him.

He's kind of vanilla...after all he IS an air sign..I thought he would be a good kisser and he is. I like it when I'm right...sometimes people have one special skill..heee heeee

I know you will have a response to that, Vanilla!

Natasha
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