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purplezen Knowflake Posts: 470 From: outer space Registered: Aug 2003
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posted May 11, 2004 01:57 PM
Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. lol.
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juniperb Moderator Posts: 4612 From: www.Heaven.Home Registered: Mar 2002
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posted May 11, 2004 05:25 PM
------------------ If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans. ~James Herriot IP: Logged |
lalalinda Knowflake Posts: 262 From: nevada Registered: Feb 2004
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posted May 11, 2004 08:37 PM
You're so cute (had me going) I'm lalalaughingIP: Logged |
LibraSparkle Knowflake Posts: 127 From: Vancouver USA Registered: May 2004
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posted May 11, 2004 09:16 PM
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astro junkie Knowflake Posts: 2408 From: orlando, fl Registered: Nov 2003
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posted May 11, 2004 09:59 PM
SNAP!!IP: Logged |
purplezen Knowflake Posts: 470 From: outer space Registered: Aug 2003
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posted May 24, 2004 06:34 PM
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jwhop Knowflake Posts: 1420 From: Registered: Aug 2001
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posted May 25, 2004 02:43 AM
Hmmm, and they say men are cynical. What happened to all the women? All you used to think about was sex! Or is sex #6? IP: Logged |
pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 2312 From: Ontario, Canada Registered: Aug 2003
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posted May 25, 2004 02:59 AM
I still always think about sex.... *don't want to disappoint Tell me about it! My #2 almost met my #4!! Whoa!!! Just think of the reaction from #1!!
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sthenri Moderator Posts: 1506 From: New England US Registered: May 2003
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posted May 25, 2004 10:50 AM
It's important that a man trust you,It's important that a man respects you, it's important that a man has stamina, sex is a given:> Natasha Taurus IP: Logged |
sthenri Moderator Posts: 1506 From: New England US Registered: May 2003
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posted May 25, 2004 10:56 AM
It's important that a man trust you,It's important that a man respects you, it's important that a man has stamina, sex is a given:> Natasha Taurus IP: Logged |
jwhop Knowflake Posts: 1420 From: Registered: Aug 2001
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posted May 25, 2004 11:30 AM
quote: sex is a given:>
Not when the "headache" defense is deployed
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sthenri Moderator Posts: 1506 From: New England US Registered: May 2003
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posted May 25, 2004 11:59 AM
That goes both ways you know:>I've had that headache ploy thrown my way, and the TV schedule! Natasha
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purplezen Knowflake Posts: 470 From: outer space Registered: Aug 2003
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posted May 25, 2004 12:49 PM
with my venus is scorpio, you better believe I think sex is a given IP: Logged |
jwhop Knowflake Posts: 1420 From: Registered: Aug 2001
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posted May 25, 2004 07:08 PM
Well, the TV defense is understandable But that's only 21 minutes per a half hour show I guess if he stretched it out, beer, nuts, burps, bathroom and adjusting the throw pillow could eat up the other 9 minutes.Never heard of a man using the "not tonight, I've got a headache" excuse. I'm not sure with Venus in Scorpio that sex is a given---more like a demand IP: Logged |
pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 2312 From: Ontario, Canada Registered: Aug 2003
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posted May 25, 2004 09:50 PM
What about Sun, Mars, Uranus and True Node in Scorpio, plus a fifth house Venus?
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sthenri Moderator Posts: 1506 From: New England US Registered: May 2003
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posted May 25, 2004 10:18 PM
Fifth house Venus here too pixie:>The Taurus has to do the serving of those snacks so that cuts down the time available, for romance:> Movie theaters are more fun. The best romance is out of the house, or even outdoors, too many distractions at home. The only time I have a headache is when I've been yelling, or angry. My best partners could out do me in the passion department and loved to fight, but then after the romance, I stayed mad. For that reason I tend to have more sex when I have a headache. Forget it, let's go back to the several men theory again, a little goes a long way too, who needs to buy the cow to get a little milk? Give me five men with a little kiss from each one:> Natasha
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pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 2312 From: Ontario, Canada Registered: Aug 2003
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posted May 25, 2004 10:27 PM
With tongue?IP: Logged |
jwhop Knowflake Posts: 1420 From: Registered: Aug 2001
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posted May 26, 2004 12:44 AM
Have to laugh! Let's see aren't the two most common complaints women have about men, (1) they won't commit or slow to commit and (2) they leave the toilet seat up? And here you girls are talking about having a different man for each of the qualities you want Now if a man said something like that, you'd call him a MCP. Pixie with Scorp in Mars, you must be a bad Mama Jama. What sign is Venus in? IP: Logged |
pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 2312 From: Ontario, Canada Registered: Aug 2003
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posted May 26, 2004 01:41 AM
Venus in Sagittarius in the fifth house conjunct Neptune.IP: Logged |
astro junkie Knowflake Posts: 2408 From: orlando, fl Registered: Nov 2003
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posted May 26, 2004 03:01 AM
jwhop -If a guy said that, I'd say the same thing... internally they are compartmentalized, and they project each facet unto a certain lover. IP: Logged |
sthenri Moderator Posts: 1506 From: New England US Registered: May 2003
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posted May 26, 2004 11:00 AM
Jwhop, if a man said to a woman that he wanted to complain, why would she think he is a MCP? And if he demanded sex when she had a headache, wouldn't she ask he was being so demanding? I think you men women can be angry and hostile towards men in general and they take it out on them in the sexual department. That's not really a relationship problem, that's a fear problem. It's true that men are afraid of women sometimes, but men and women are equally afraid of rejection sexually. Usually when men and women fight about sex it's about something else, usually money or relatives. Fear of talking about what you want to talk about and beating around the bush can make a woman really hostile and have a headache. Then the insults fly... A MCP to one person is a straight shooter to another, a flirt is a waste of time to another.. Everyone has different styles of loving, the challenge is accepting that. In my opinion, if two people have different styles of loving it's too hard to make it work, sexual and financial differences are hard to accept. I can make it work, with anyone who has a different style of loving because i have practiced so much acceptance in that department, but sometimes it's nice to be pushy too. Yes pixie, a little tongue;> that's all I need.... I would be faithful.. I would keep the same 5:> Natasha IP: Logged |
pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 2312 From: Ontario, Canada Registered: Aug 2003
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posted May 26, 2004 11:23 AM
*snicker* I could TOTALLY stay faithful to five! I say that with assurance!IP: Logged |
sthenri Moderator Posts: 1506 From: New England US Registered: May 2003
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posted May 26, 2004 11:51 AM
Jwhop, don't be shocked, we're not that bad, sometimes a woman will understand her lover's state of mind so well, she will see into it, and it doesn't contain just one lover. It's an ego bust but it's true. I imagine it's the same for everyone. I am used to the idea that sexual love doesn't have to be so extreme to be good, and the fear of losing someone to someone else can push the emotions higher than they need to be.If a woman or man asks for too much or too little to make you prove your love, then find another lover. I don't know what you call that? But when a person does that to me, wears me out wanting me to prove my love, I find it self centered. I have tried to change my own ideas that way, so respect and full appreciation are part of the package Makes sense? BTW on an unrelated note, the Gemini recently sprained his tongue kissing me and I felt so bad. Especially since he blamed fme or days. He needs to stop trying to prove himself, even if it's silly because otherwise he will get resentful, so it's up to me to slow him down. Anything a person can use imagination wise to slow things down is okay in my books.. Natasha
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astro junkie Knowflake Posts: 2408 From: orlando, fl Registered: Nov 2003
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posted May 26, 2004 02:26 PM
... he sprained his tongue doing WHAT to you? ...(everything is about sex except sex) .gloria ------------------ it's better to light a candle than curse the darkness... IP: Logged |
sthenri Moderator Posts: 1506 From: New England US Registered: May 2003
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posted May 26, 2004 04:32 PM
Gloria:> We were kissing, like I just said, he is a very energetic mercury driven kisser so I guess he was doing tongue acrobatics. He sprained the muscle on the bottom, and was pretty irritated about it. We pretty much do a lot of kissing, which I am sure frustrates him but waiting is good. People ought to do more kissing, especially in public. There are kiss-a-thons in Paris, I tell him. He's kind of vanilla...after all he IS an air sign..I thought he would be a good kisser and he is. I like it when I'm right...sometimes people have one special skill..heee heeee I know you will have a response to that, Vanilla! Natasha Taurus IP: Logged |