posted September 10, 2004 10:15 AM         

> > As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all.

> > Here are just a few reasons why:

> >

> > A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,

> > "What are you thinking?"

> > She doesn't care what you think.

> >

> > If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around

> > whining about it.

> > She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more

> > interesting.

> >

> > A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what

> > she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a

> > damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

> >

> > Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you

> > at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if

> > you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can

> > get away with it.

> >

> > Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what

> > it's like to be unappreciated.

> >

> > A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women

> > friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend

> > because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.

> >

> > Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends

> > because she knows her friends won't betray her.

> >

> > Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a

> > woman over 30. They always know.

> >

> > A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick; this is not true

> > of younger women or drag queens. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a

> > woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

> >

> > Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you

> > are a jerk or if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder

> > where you stand with her.

> >

> > Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,

> > it's not reciprocal.

> >

> > For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald,

> > paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with

> > some 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

> >

> > Andy Rooney

> >

> > For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk

> > for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against

> > marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire