posted April 23, 2005 04:05 AM
People say really funny things. Especially in my classes. So I thought I might share some of them with you .For April Fool's, my entire class ran into a different classroom and into its storage closet while our teacher went to use the restroom. She went back into class, and to get us back she was going to hide under her desk. Little did she know, one of us had hidden under there too, so she screamed when she saw him.
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Guy#1: Dude, get your feet off my seat.
Guy#2: No.
Guy#1: I'll write on your pants!
Guy #2 doesn't take feet down.
Guy#1 writes on Guy#2's pants.
Guy#2: He wrote on my pants!
Teacher: What's going on?
Guy#2: He wrote on my pants!
Guy#1: He put his feet on my desk, and I told him if he didn't take them off I would write on his pants, so I did.
Teacher: Do you realize how stupid you guys sound? 'He wrote on my pants!'
Guy#1: Well, yeah, it sounds stupid coming from your mouth.
Entire class: OOOOOOO! DO SO'ING!
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A girl reads Britain as Brutane.
"Brutane? That sounds like a gasoline."
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My math teacher draws a graph of exponential decay on the board.
"Hey look! It's my grade point average!"
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This kid and I were talking about acronyms.
Guy: I played this video-game, and it had a POW. Do yoooooou know what that means?
Me: Yeah, prisoner of war.
Guy: Oh. I thought it meant Pow.
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In my AP European History class, there's a poster that just says CHURCH on a high window, because previously another poster hung next to it reading "Anglican", for a project we'd done earlier in the year. Below it, someone put a Skittles wrapper on the bookcase ledge. So one of my classmates climbed up and put a post-it note that says 'Of' in between them. He tapped me on the shoulder and pointed it out to me.
CHURCH of Skittles.
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This girl named Minerva in my class has a twin sister named Michita, which you pronouce Mi-shee-ta. But of course:
Guy: Hey Minerva, where's MyCheetah?
Guy#2, casually: Oh, MyCheetah's at the zoo.
Different person: Hey, since she's MyCheetah, you should be MyTiger.
I'll remember some of the funnier ones later. Have any funny quotes from your genius peers?