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Everlong
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posted April 23, 2005 04:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Everlong     Edit/Delete Message
People say really funny things. Especially in my classes. So I thought I might share some of them with you .

For April Fool's, my entire class ran into a different classroom and into its storage closet while our teacher went to use the restroom. She went back into class, and to get us back she was going to hide under her desk. Little did she know, one of us had hidden under there too, so she screamed when she saw him.

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Guy#1: Dude, get your feet off my seat.

Guy#2: No.

Guy#1: I'll write on your pants!

Guy #2 doesn't take feet down.

Guy#1 writes on Guy#2's pants.

Guy#2: He wrote on my pants!

Teacher: What's going on?

Guy#2: He wrote on my pants!

Guy#1: He put his feet on my desk, and I told him if he didn't take them off I would write on his pants, so I did.

Teacher: Do you realize how stupid you guys sound? 'He wrote on my pants!'

Guy#1: Well, yeah, it sounds stupid coming from your mouth.

Entire class: OOOOOOO! DO SO'ING!

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A girl reads Britain as Brutane.

"Brutane? That sounds like a gasoline."

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My math teacher draws a graph of exponential decay on the board.

"Hey look! It's my grade point average!"

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This kid and I were talking about acronyms.

Guy: I played this video-game, and it had a POW. Do yoooooou know what that means?

Me: Yeah, prisoner of war.

Guy: Oh. I thought it meant Pow.

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In my AP European History class, there's a poster that just says CHURCH on a high window, because previously another poster hung next to it reading "Anglican", for a project we'd done earlier in the year. Below it, someone put a Skittles wrapper on the bookcase ledge. So one of my classmates climbed up and put a post-it note that says 'Of' in between them. He tapped me on the shoulder and pointed it out to me.

CHURCH of Skittles.

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This girl named Minerva in my class has a twin sister named Michita, which you pronouce Mi-shee-ta. But of course:

Guy: Hey Minerva, where's MyCheetah?

Guy#2, casually: Oh, MyCheetah's at the zoo.

Different person: Hey, since she's MyCheetah, you should be MyTiger.

I'll remember some of the funnier ones later. Have any funny quotes from your genius peers?

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Randall
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posted April 24, 2005 12:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message

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"There is no use trying," said Alice; "one can't believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." Lewis Carroll

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SunChild
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posted April 25, 2005 07:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SunChild     Edit/Delete Message

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Randall
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posted April 26, 2005 11:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message
You don't get any of that in college.

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"There is no use trying," said Alice; "one can't believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." Lewis Carroll

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QueenofSheeba
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posted April 30, 2005 02:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for QueenofSheeba     Edit/Delete Message
My school is hella sarcastic, I don't know how to tell the stories without tone and expression... plus, I can't remember any of them.

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Hello everybody! I used to be QueenofSheeba and then I was Apollo and now I am QueenofSheeba again (and I'm a guy in case you didn't know)!

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Randall
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posted May 02, 2005 01:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message
I am such a big fan of sarcasm. Actually, that remark was quite sarcastic, which tends to indicate that I am not--or am I?

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"There is no use trying," said Alice; "one can't believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." Lewis Carroll

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Everlong
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posted May 02, 2005 11:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Everlong     Edit/Delete Message
Sarcasm doesn't bother me, only if it's actually being outright insulting.

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Randall
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posted May 03, 2005 01:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message
I was just joking above. I'm very sarcastic.

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"There is no use trying," said Alice; "one can't believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." Lewis Carroll

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SunChild
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posted May 03, 2005 08:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SunChild     Edit/Delete Message
I LOVE Sarcasm...I've found that all the Virgo's in my life are very sarcastic people, and sometimes it's hard to tell if they're joking or not, they can keep a very straight face!

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"The dream was always running ahead of me. To catch up, to live for a moment in unison with it, that was the miracle." Anais Nin

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freebird
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posted August 06, 2005 11:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for freebird     Edit/Delete Message

Found it interesting and even chemistry teacher thread.

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aqua
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posted August 09, 2005 06:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for aqua     Edit/Delete Message

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Randall
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posted August 10, 2005 11:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message

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"There is no use trying," said Alice; "one can't believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." Lewis Carroll

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Everlong
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posted August 11, 2005 05:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Everlong     Edit/Delete Message
From my AP Music Theory teacher:

"I did some genealogical research this summer and found out that my mother's from Cuba and my father's from Iceland. I guess that makes me an ice-cube."

Me, in math class, struggling to stay awake:

"He's a magician. He pulls rats out of habbits."

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posted August 12, 2005 09:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message

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"There is no use trying," said Alice; "one can't believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." Lewis Carroll

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