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Petron unregistered	posted March 14, 2005 06:43 PM continued from last nights show tune in tonight as Petron's sidekick jwhop tries out for jeff gannons "position" in the whitehouse press corps here is a preview as jwhop throws cottonball questions scripted by rush limbaugh that even bush jr. cant catch... ******* "Almighty President Bush sir, what was your assessment of jeff gannon?" ***** " President Bush sir....do you have any advice for the young whippersnappers preparing for spring break this year?" ** "yes, ...something i learned while still a wild, young, undisciplined lad of only 39 years........" "Never drink and drive!!!!" "you might hit a bump and spill your drink!!!!" ***** "oh and btw jwhop...i've already made my 'assessment' of you for your press pass so you can replace gannon..." "congratulations......." IP: Logged
Petron unregistered	posted March 14, 2005 07:48 PM well there you have it peeps.... our own local 'conservative' is the new administration headman at the whitehouse press gaggle... maybe this will be the jwhop and Petron show after all..... stay tuned after this 'obscene profits' commercial break...... IP: Logged
Petron unregistered	posted March 14, 2005 08:13 PM your lovable fuzzball rush limbaugh here..... ladies and gentlemen, do you see this ancient tree? i'd like to saw it in half and then rip it out of the ground by the roots for you at a discount price so you too can spill soda on one of the oldest and finest species of hardwood flooring known to man!! dont worry after we drill holes all thru it and run the damned squirrels and owls out of it, we'll scrape all the nasty bark off before we chop it down!! we just burn up the scrap with the leaves and the branches we cant use for our executive line of toothpicks.... act now it's going fast!!! just listen to my show and i'll tell you how to order!!!! thats the rush limbaugh show...... remember...i watch the news so you dont have to!...... IP: Logged
Petron unregistered	posted March 15, 2005 12:36 AM PLEASE STAND BY WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES...... IP: Logged
Sweet Blue Moon unregistered	posted March 15, 2005 12:10 PM ROFL IP: Logged
26taurus unregistered	posted March 15, 2005 01:51 PM bangs on the TV IP: Logged
26taurus unregistered	posted March 15, 2005 01:53 PM When I read "The Petron and Jwhop Show", I hear it to the voice of "The Itchy and Scratchy Shoooow" from the Simpsons. LOL IP: Logged
Philbird unregistered	posted March 15, 2005 03:38 PM Hey! I found Michael Jackson's monkey, chim, chim! IP: Logged
Petron unregistered	posted March 15, 2005 07:45 PM wow!! it looks like chim chim is even further up in the press gaggle than jwhop!! hehe i love the simpsons!!! and yea!! that does remind me of me and jwhop too!!!! (of course I'M itchy!!! jwhop is scratchy the cat ) IP: Logged
Petron unregistered	posted March 15, 2005 09:18 PM here we are, back at the whitehouse, the president has called a press conference for no apparent reason...... jwhop has been called front and center ....... President Bush--"you there!! the man i've never met before..." wink "you may ask of me what you will....." HERE YOU GO JWHOP.....ASK AWAY.....ANYTHING YOU LIKE........ ALL EYES ARE ON JWHOP... WHAT WILL JWHOP ASK THE PRESIDENT??!! (the tension mounts) IP: Logged
Petron unregistered	posted March 15, 2005 09:41 PM President Bush--"please make it a question with some connection to reality, would you like time to refresh your newsmax page?" IP: Logged
Petron unregistered	posted March 15, 2005 09:44 PM audience laughter IP: Logged
Petron unregistered	posted March 15, 2005 09:59 PM president bush jr---"Hey!!that wasnt suppose to be a joke people,now be quiet so you can hear rushs' question!!" Ari Fleischer--"the president simply mispoke, he meant to say 'jwhops' question" IP: Logged
Philbird unregistered	posted March 15, 2005 10:27 PM "Uh, Mr. Petron, how old are you? I do believe Chim Chim is the monkey from Speed Racer, not the Simpsons." I love The Simpsons! Carry on! IP: Logged
Petron unregistered	posted March 15, 2005 11:15 PM oh i thought you said he was micheal jacksons pet so i thought...... yes he is surrounded by all those administration members.... i'm just waiting for jwhops question too... IP: Logged
Petron unregistered	posted March 15, 2005 11:21 PM President Bush-"hurry up jwhop, or else chim chim gets the first question...." President Bush-"hey, stop copying me...stop that!!! i command you to quit mimicking me!!....stopthatrightnow.....chim chim you.....ooohhhhh damn i hate monkeys!" IP: Logged
Petron unregistered	posted March 15, 2005 11:41 PM bush jr.--"still waiting jwhop....any question at all...." IP: Logged
Danny unregistered	posted March 16, 2005 11:03 AM Petron, Jwop, what is it about politics that you enjoy so much? IP: Logged
Philbird unregistered	posted March 16, 2005 11:13 AM Sorry Petron, I called the monkey Chim Chim because I didn't know his real name. But what's The Simpson's reference? I loved the mirror images of Mr. Bush! IP: Logged
Petron unregistered	posted March 16, 2005 05:45 PM Pb....chim chim sounds good to me!! the simpsons reference is from 26t's post right before yours.... now im hearing the itchy & scratchy theme song too!! stay tuned for more of.... The Petron & jwhop shoooooow!! IP: Logged
Philbird unregistered	posted March 16, 2005 08:37 PM "Mr. Petron. Do you honestly think Mr. Bush is thinking the same thing as the monkeys?" "Sh!t, an F, I spelled nuclear wrong!" IP: Logged
Philbird unregistered	posted March 16, 2005 08:56 PM Did ya notice I only come here when there's pictures? IP: Logged
Petron unregistered	posted March 16, 2005 10:58 PM Dan as you can see ...i have to go very far out of my way to actually enjoy politics, and Pb .....youd think jr. would know that word by now after seeing it go by so often on his teleprompter, IP: Logged
Petron unregistered	posted March 16, 2005 10:58 PM bush jr.---"i wonder where jwhop went.....?" IP: Logged
Petron unregistered	posted March 16, 2005 11:00 PM mr. president....do you realize that everyone can see what you're thinking? IP: Logged

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