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Topic: A New Writing Game: Non-Sequitor Sherbet
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dafremen unregistered
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posted August 01, 2003 10:16 AM
"Don't tell me you're done PLAYING already!?", Chort exclaimed in mock disbelief, "I just had the carpets done for this!"There wasn't any denying that his two-tone rubby muscles were flaring redder than usually, but he had it under control. "You just flipped the last wink you'll tiddle over on me!", came Dinson's chuckled reply. "Oh come now, it wasn't that bad. We did have lemon tarts and Wheedle Dee tea after all. You should feel invigorated after that!" Dinson smiled, put his jelly jar of tea down and left. After he had gone, Chort gathered up the dirty dishes and tossed them into a suitcase that he had waiting at the end of the sofa for just that purpose. He then grabbed the sides of his head, and proceeded to twist it off. 14 revolutions later, he was holding it in his hands, staring up at himself. IP: Logged |
Meili Zhiwei Knowflake Posts: 256 From: Registered: Jul 2003
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posted August 01, 2003 10:50 AM
He looked at himself and thought "I am not very careful or cautious", I like to invite blue suits and five stars to my house. He also thought, "I am not very observent either since it was only six minutes after I unscrewed my head that I would have had the right Codes for the treasure I wanted." And he promised himself to be better in the future.IP: Logged |
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posted August 06, 2003 10:17 PM
"That's right, I said BUTTER is a feature. Particularly when the salmon start hitting their stride down by the quarry.", explained Flenig Boxnopolus, snake groomer extraordinaire.Then he: Blinked twice and jumped through the needle. Hopped thrice and leapt o'er the spring. Knocked once and hopped past the puddle. Come his last pass he sputtered, spleened and bittled at the champ. "Never a fot bottle around when a good glarving is called for. What a waste of perfectly delicious smarvy", he sighed. Not a soul around to hear him. IP: Logged |
dafremen unregistered
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posted April 01, 2004 08:32 PM
However a halibut or two answered the call and they all dance sminglingly down the lane toward the maestro's yurt."Maestro!", Flenig snoorled in his snoorliest tone of voice, "How you do make ones eyes twirl in a twittery sort of way." "Why THANK you", Maestro snorted, "and may your drizzling stay as smug as a limpette's bottom you old farnel!" IP: Logged |
pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 5343 From: Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 2005
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posted April 02, 2004 02:12 AM
"Why would I spank you?" the twittering reply came from a finless fish in the corner of the typoon spooning rooming house. "I have no fins to speak of or spank of, and besides, you never did butter my crumpets well enough. Nor sputter the trumpets with the saxophone juice.. the spittle valve's half sewn up and stuffed with cottonelle fluff." "Well aren't you the saucy one." he conceded defeat, allowing the crippled cricket eating crustacean dwelling creature to have his way. It was the least he could do.. After all, he didn't butter the crumpets right, he used marzipan and marmelade and mexican toe-jam. ( And sometimes flan.) Serves him right, the little shite!!!IP: Logged |
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posted April 05, 2004 01:53 PM
Shite strangler's bane Was Marley McFane Streudel borne as a matter-of-fact Left what he'd not And got what he ought From the emptier half of the packBeatnik's reply "Skeedley dee Skiddley Die.." Came the answer to Marley's refrain In a half of a wink He did float down the sink Twas the fate of that rascal McFane.
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posted December 27, 2007 11:36 PM
Blah! Cream rinse storage tanks hold all comets in their places until strangling fails to calm them. You wouldn't sno0ze through net fishing hoops with half of those noses in your bag. See if she doesn't cabbage up your Meersham cherry come autumn.IP: Logged |
NosiS Moderator Posts: 947 From: ) Registered: Apr 2004
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posted December 28, 2007 05:03 PM
Distant are the poets With their calming effervescence Or, at least, the meat upon their beats Holds strong to such discretion. I wonder long for short, sustaining delicacies In the flying rolls of hills in purest violets edging over abundantly. Their source in the Four Variables of Time May quiet be the very distance of the poets Whose bubbling serenity makes milk of trodden time.IP: Logged |
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posted December 29, 2007 12:54 AM
Very soon.. Within the sacred arms Of a poet's lullaby You'll awake, our fairest sibling In your dearest by and by And know between it's sleepy passages The greatest secret ever told To those who know And if it maybe tumbles down in folly Then perhaps who knows? You may feel foolish then Or perhaps alive again It's there for you, my friend Between those bubbling, milken peaceful paths Woven of trodden time.
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NosiS Moderator Posts: 947 From: ) Registered: Apr 2004
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posted December 29, 2007 02:32 AM
Perhaps? I guess... Suppose I know This secret no one's after: In time the clime shall climb the dime And drop in fabrics dafter. What facts may lie in blatant lies? All seem to seek the end Which in the truth may find their peace: A space in four ways bent. Know: No one cares to lather All this "inconsistent" blather From a flock of foreign, distant beings There calling as to gather.In secret are the soulful led To Laws that bind by magic And loveless are the loving kinds That, there, are ever-changing. IP: Logged |
MysticMelody Moderator Posts: 3584 From: Registered: Dec 2005
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posted December 29, 2007 12:40 PM
maybe if I came to play through snowy silent hills at bay to seek what only lamplight seeks while treasured plaques refuse to rest and gold flecked sparkles circle on near green glowing plastics that contain and connect with burning or consuming light that makes it hot.medicate to stop the ache and pressure and the yellow clear with flowers are umbrellas near the music and that which contains the music and where I see myself amidst the pink, yellow and blue stars... a jug of Venus filled with drumsticks and vines intertwine around the art and lights and wind chimes and memories. I see a dwarf. IP: Logged |
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posted December 29, 2007 02:42 PM
A short, but stoutish fellow Somewhat grumpier than mellow But whose loyalty Can be questioned by none Does no smithing Is no miner But instead he runs a diner Down the street Two blocks up Left at Hill & Dunn.It was very odd to see that my server's name was 'Dung' at the airport Burger King in Seattle. Dung and Whopper Jrs do not look very good together on the same receipt. IP: Logged |
MysticMelody Moderator Posts: 3584 From: Registered: Dec 2005
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posted December 29, 2007 10:21 PM
Is a whopper junior really dung or is it just the seattle sound and all the grunge and darkness that's been movin round it's dark it's dark it's reality it's street it's night it's tragedy it's lumps of tire tracked meat that used to be bunnies and the sun only comes up in my dreams help me where am i and is this what is sounds like when doves cry or is that only in the movies and is life just a bore until you can't take it anymore and do you wish for bad things to happen and when? so dwarfs mean what? and does everything have a meaning because that's all exhausting and really quite funny when you look at it even though you can't see it or be it or believe it or weave it or use a pen to retrieve it from the depths of your memories or from the primordial dung of kings and their sons.I'm hungry
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Charlotte Knowflake Posts: 1269 From: USA Registered: Apr 2004
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posted December 30, 2007 02:58 AM
Music, food for the hungry flower. Might I give you a piece of advice aardvark, keep quiet! you talk so little. I can't find my umbrella, I know I left it near the moon dust. If only I could trust my hands. I never thought to hear the rocks and sand swimming in the choir.
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NosiS Moderator Posts: 947 From: ) Registered: Apr 2004
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posted December 30, 2007 11:04 AM
A smile with crooked teeth Absolutely shows the motions Of the Eyes that move in Minds Supporting oceans of emotion.Yes, my smile is one as such And from that I've quite learned much Like the lofty lengths Between a man and woman. Like us, we are all like you And like you I think I do; For what purpose to accrue These loving courses? For we're one and all the same In these turnabouts mundane Which whose purpose is asleep in cultivation. Therefore, why should there be fear When 'tis ever insincere? Is there such a thing that "possibled" creation Other than a polar meet Of two opposites complete? When has, once, there ever been unsound negation? Now, as usual, I digress From the aim that should progress. As a victor, you may use my name in comfort. In this candid "in"vitation Lies a solid-rule exception: You shall know it in your deepest heart's complexion. As you may know I am not "me" When I, thus, speak To you as Three. Upon these words are bound the multitudes of Spirit. And now I do, thus, Speak to you For all the wonder That is you To bear upon a message fleeting from reception: Speak in Spirit, not in tongues: Give this note to all the sons And all the daughters that have gone for alabaster! For extremity anew Finds religion super-glued To the causes of the two Devils' a"bridge"ment. Who am I? I think you know, Though, i am not a one you've known. This is a meeting of two stars that have not yet met. I am a one with living ties To my own bachelor's paradise. As a result, I here await my graduation. I am an artist, just like you (And everyone within this zoo), And I use caffeine as a source of inspiration. Please, do take light my alibi But don't forsake my love for lies For I am not a likely one to lie with candor. If there could ever justice be For anyone who speaks to Trees Then, I shall take my coat and wander on for Ever. IP: Logged |
26taurus Knowflake Posts: 13463 From: * Registered: Jun 2004
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posted December 30, 2007 07:12 PM
remind me to ask you something about this later. IP: Logged |
NosiS Moderator Posts: 947 From: ) Registered: Apr 2004
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posted December 30, 2007 08:19 PM
A fond memory I have from life:I was sitting in the theatre watching one of those commercials they always show before the previews begin. It was about the movie Will Smith starred in with his son, The Pursuit of Happyness. The actor (Smith) was talking about the man upon which the movie script was based and he used the word "possibled" in his description. Now, I know that the word "possible" is not orthodoxically accepted as a verb but instead of being a critical, knit-picking Moon in Virgo, I looked at the man at that moment in admiration. When I reflect on that moment, I realize that it's often these little occurrences in life that show us where we are. I, personally, thought it was ingenious of him and I've used the word "possible" as a verb since. Disclaimer: I haven't really done much research on the word possible outside of "dictionary.com" and it would be really funny if the Oxford dictionary actually documents the word "possible" as a verb, making me a total jackass. IP: Logged |
MysticMelody Moderator Posts: 3584 From: Registered: Dec 2005
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posted December 31, 2007 01:49 PM
Cryptic clues and lookey-lues and heh? whadja sayagain? my umbrella lays upon it's side and it is lightly snowing again. Let's Ride! Friends Forever the #1 Horse Adventure reminds me of the old west and tombstone and young guns and fighting to the death. Beads strung together on wire keep circling an island memory and drinks with lime in the coconut every time. Reality tries to intrude and do I really believe as I do? But look, it's Narnia and this coat is so warm... but what of mr timnus or whatever his name is and other goats and other coats and oooo the witch shall remain nameless. What is that delicious treat, that weak traitor Edmund... but maybe it is really sweet... turkish delight heaven. oooo afternoon deliiiiight skyrockets and july when you don't need coats but there is no snow and it gets hot as hello do we ever really Know it's all so intermingled we try our best like the rest and try not to point fingers
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MysticMelody Moderator Posts: 3584 From: Registered: Dec 2005
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posted January 04, 2008 01:17 AM
Gemini why oh why and Neptune has us done in swirling about in clouds of doubt and can't tell which twin has come in to the barn so save us from harm and silver cyborg turns red as Mars leaps ahead and my idea is green with a little pink thrown in to contain it. It's like a worksheet or a photo but not mystical, oh no should I continue to be confusing? But fine, what is wine but a brief moment in time and what are we actually losing. It's all kind of pink with silver speckles floating between and sometimes it gets kind of goopy and telemarketers scream and so does t.v. but water is blue in between. She holds a candle and sways softly in her coat of green and her red dress hides beneath it. IP: Logged |
26taurus Knowflake Posts: 13463 From: * Registered: Jun 2004
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posted January 04, 2008 11:10 AM
invisible strings, braided and bowed. rain gives a minor g-listen that is heard through its pupils. professors own up to their positions on saturdays. flopping around out of water, in hammocks. the early birds songs are closer to noon because just yesterday, they left home.IP: Logged |
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posted January 04, 2008 11:18 AM
When they left her there and sighed with tears in their eyes..it was as though the crimble cakes had gone soggy with overmerdled butterance; the plate they topped gathering the crumbs like chain link fences corral toddlers at a daycare.
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26taurus Knowflake Posts: 13463 From: * Registered: Jun 2004
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posted January 04, 2008 11:47 AM
a grade-schooler notices Ms. Betty Sue's locks can't breathe. she's wrinkled, the gentlest breeze tears up her eye. down the line, it is noticed. she left out the salt and pepper in the mashed potatos and replaced them with an escapee strand of the same un-colors that doesnt spice up the dish. her tawny once-upon-a-time pigtails are awol.IP: Logged |
NosiS Moderator Posts: 947 From: ) Registered: Apr 2004
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posted January 04, 2008 12:12 PM
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posted January 04, 2008 03:03 PM
And wouldn't he be the laughing stock of all Redlamshire showing up to the Countish fair with his aimless drift of tailless pigs? Bredalv could barely contain his anger; scanning for the missing snips of corkscrew with teeth madly grinding away at his frustration while a herd of plain-butted oinkers kept on his heels like loose shoelaces.. IP: Logged |
26taurus Knowflake Posts: 13463 From: * Registered: Jun 2004
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posted January 04, 2008 06:13 PM
..which cannot contain their lapping tongues. while speaking in those, rubber soles, you are then, bound. to get tripped up by your own double-knotted lines requires a window pane of racing raindrops.Unlike the un-unkempt, with their heir of scholarly words that fly fruitlessly round 'a bedazzled crown beneath a hunk of rotting flesh, Bredalv always walked with the scent of hornets trailing behind him and reveled in it. Those tiny buzzards dipped and dove in unison like a flock of Black Boned Silky Fowl, drowning out his droning in all the mean wile. You shouldve seen it. I tell you! Silver medal synchronized swimmers suddenly resembled sopping circus clowns. IP: Logged |