posted July 23, 2007 04:39 PM            

"Happiness isn't the lottery, Jason! You have to choose it."

posted July 24, 2007 09:26 AM              

You're insane!

The Joker:

I thought I was a Pisces.

Come, have a whiff of my poesy.

posted August 05, 2007 09:41 PM            

They gave me candy
and called me "the light."

That'll do it.

posted August 07, 2007 09:15 PM            

James: Everybody's born knowing all the Beatles lyrics instinctively. They're passed into the fetus subconsciously along with all the amniotic stuff. Fact, they should be called "The Fetals".

- Sliding Doors
________________________________________________________________________________________

James: Well, if it makes you feel any better... do you see that bloke over there?
[Points to his friend at the end of the bar]
James: Not only does he own a personalized matching set of crocodile-skin luggage, but his favorite TV program is Baywatch. So you see there's always someone sadder than you.
[Helen starts to cry]
James: Do you love him?
Helen: No, I could never love a Baywatch fan.

- Sliding Doors

[Helen has broken up with her boyfriend]
Helen: Bollocks to him. I'm over him.
Anna: [skeptically] Oh. You're over him.
Helen: Yes. Totally and utterly and completely over him.
Anna: No you're not.
Helen: I am.
Anna: You're not.
Helen: Anna, I'm over him! What do you mean I'm not? How do you know I'm not?
Anna: Well, two things really. One, you're still counting how long you've been apart in days - and probably hours and minutes - but the big-flashing-red-light way of telling you're not really over someone is when you're still reading their horoscope in the hope that they're going to get wiped out in some freak napalming incident.
Helen: Smartass!
[tosses the paper at Anna]
Anna: [opens the paper] What is he?
Helen: A wanker.
[pause]
Helen: Oh. Aries.
Anna: Aries... Aries... well, just shows how much I know.
[reads]
Anna: "With Mars your ruler in the ascendancy, you will get wiped out in a freak napalming incident and Helen says bollocks to you." This guy's very good.

posted August 08, 2007 12:20 AM              

- Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain

posted August 08, 2007 11:57 PM            

Giosué Orefice: "No Jews or Dogs Allowed." Why do all the shops say, "No Jews Allowed"?
Guido: Oh, that. "Not Allowed" signs are the latest trend! The other day, I was in a shop with my friend the kangaroo, but their sign said, "No Kangaroos Allowed," and I said to my friend, "Well, what can I do? They don't allow kangaroos."
Giosué Orefice: Why doesn't our shop have a "Not Allowed" sign?
Guido: Well, tomorrow, we'll put one up. We won't let in anything we don't like. What don't you like?
Giosué Orefice: Spiders.
Guido: Good. I don't like Visigoths. Tomorrow, we'll get sign: "No Spiders or Visigoths Allowed."

- Life is Beautiful

De Gankelaar: Who taught you that senseless self-chastisement? I give you the money and you take it! People who can't accept a gift have nothing to give themselves.

posted August 13, 2007 04:04 PM            

Dead actors faking lines
over
and
over
and
over again
she cries

Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken

Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything seems like the movies

grew up way too fast
And now there's nothing to believe
And reruns all become our history

All that is, ever
Ever was, will be, ever
Twisting, turning, through the never

On through the never we must go
On through the never, out to the
Edge of forever we must go
On through the never, the never comes

posted October 22, 2007 10:22 AM            

She shakes her head.

JOE
Come on, I'm not going to write him. Is
that what you think?

KATHLEEN
NY 152.

JOE
One five two. One hundred fifty two.
Very interesting. He's 152 years old.
He has 152 hairs remaining on his head.
He's had 152 moles removed and now he
has 152 pockmarks.

EXT. FARMER'S MARKET ON BROADWAY - LATER

As they walk past tables of bread and flowers, etc.

JOE
His combined college board scores.

KATHLEEN
His IQ.

JOE
The number of women he's slept with.

KATHLEEN
The number of times he's seen The
Godfather.

JOE
That's the first good thing I've heard
about him.

KATHLEEN
His address. No, no, no. He would never
do anything that prosaic.

On Joe, looking a little wounded.

KATHLEEN (cont'd)
The only thing I really care about
besides the married thing... and the
jail thing... is the boat thing.

JOE
The boat thing?

KATHLEEN
I could never be with anyone who has
a boat.

JOE
Oh.

So that clinches it. We'll never be
together. I'll take care of these.

He picks up a mango, squeezes it.

JOE (cont'd)
I could never be with anyone who likes
Joni Mitchell.
(singing, imitating Joni)
"It's cloud's illusions I recall, I
really don't know clouds at all."
What does that mean?

Joe waits for Kathleen to say she likes Joni Mitchell.

But Kathleen doesn't say anything.

She starts intently picking over apples, trying to find what
she wants.

(You've Got Mail)

posted October 22, 2007 12:46 PM              

"Forgiveness is never going to be easy.
Each day it must be prayed for and struggled for and won."

"You have dignity now,
nobody can ever take that from you.
You are a son of God."

"I want the last thing you see in this world to be the face of love.
So you look at me when they do this thing.
I'll be the face of love for you."

Sister Helen Prejean
"Dead Man Walking"

posted October 25, 2007 04:23 PM              

"Im just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round
I really love to watch them roll
No longer riding on the merry-go-round
I just had to let it go

Ah, people asking questions lost in confusion
Well I tell them theres no problem, only solutions
Well they shake their heads and they look at me as if Ive lost my mind
I tell them theres no hurry
Im just sitting here doing time

Im just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round
I really love to watch them roll
No longer riding on the merry-go-round
I just had to let it go
I just had to let it go
I just had to let it go"

posted October 29, 2007 08:59 PM              

They are a colony of singers
(its how they attract their mates),
and he can't sing to save his life,
but he can dance like nobody's business.
They all think he is a freak.
He's an outcast, its so sad, and CUTE,
omg, so cute. Poor little Mumble.

Man, sometimes I get totally locked-in to a movie.
Maybe its that Pisces South Node,
or that receptive first house moon...
I just lock-in.
If its a good movie, and I lock-in,
I'm right there with it.
After the movie is over,
it takes me ten minutes to realize I'm not a baby penguin.

posted October 30, 2007 06:19 PM              

And I knew you would, too.

posted October 31, 2007 02:00 PM              

"It takes a movie to laugh, and it takes a dancing peguin to cry."

posted November 01, 2007 11:19 AM            

"Well, one thing I will say. The Fire Swamp certainly does keep you on your toes."

BUTTERCUP

We'll never succeed -- we may as well die here.

WESTLEY

No. No. We have already succeeded.

I mean, what are the three terrors of the Fire Swamp? One, the flame spurts. No problem. There's a popping sound preceding each, we can avoid that. Two, the Lightning Sand. But you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too.

BUTTERCUP

Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s?

WESTLEY

Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist...

posted November 04, 2007 08:34 PM              

Yeah, dont forget the baby part,
that's where it got its hooks in, lol.

Baby Gloria is SOOOOOOOO cute!

I just want to gobble her up,
pick her out of my stool,
hose her down,
and gobble her up again!

posted November 04, 2007 08:35 PM              

"It is."