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Topic: The Holy Gift of Laughter (humor & jokes)
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mirage29
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posted December 15, 2016 09:22 PM
  
  (music) The 12 Pains of Christmas  (song, Maria Cook) [4:46] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bXRXq0RHLE IP: Logged |
PixieJane
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posted December 31, 2016 01:49 AM
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Randall
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posted January 01, 2017 04:55 PM
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PixieJane
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posted February 23, 2017 05:00 PM
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Randall
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posted February 24, 2017 01:18 PM
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hypatia238
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posted February 28, 2017 12:31 AM
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PixieJane
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posted April 02, 2017 03:15 AM
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PixieJane
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posted May 04, 2017 09:15 PM
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Randall
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posted May 05, 2017 10:21 AM
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anonymidarkness
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posted May 12, 2017 10:09 AM
And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.
But John came fifth and won a toaster.IP: Logged |
Randall
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posted May 12, 2017 12:21 PM
quote:
Originally posted by anonymidarkness:
And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
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anonymidarkness
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posted May 12, 2017 01:12 PM
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Originally posted by PixieJane:
[b]Mean, but funny (IMO):A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through The Afghan desert, when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish man standing at a small makeshift display rack selling ties. The Taliban terrorist asked, "Do you have water?" The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5." The Taliban shouted hysterically, "Idiot Infidel! I do not need such an over-priced western adornment - I spit on your ties. I need water!" "Sorry, I have none - just ties - pure silk - and only $5." "Pahh! A curse on your ties, I should wrap one around your scrawny little neck and choke the life out of you but I must conserve my energy and find water!" "Okay," said the little old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you don't want to buy a tie from me or threaten my life. I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has the finest food and all the ice-cold water you need. Go In Peace." Cursing him again, the desperate Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he crawled back, almost dead and gasped, "They won't let me in without a tie!"[/B]
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Randall
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posted May 13, 2017 07:34 AM
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anonymidarkness
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posted May 14, 2017 05:11 AM
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Randall
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posted May 15, 2017 02:08 PM
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Randall
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posted May 16, 2017 06:25 PM
It looks like a real knock. IP: Logged |
anonymidarkness
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posted May 17, 2017 01:21 AM
Haha, hadn't noticed that, hope nobody's home.Reminded me of this quote:
Knock! Knock! "Who's there?" cried Grandma from her bed. "It's me, Little Red Riding Hood."
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anonymidarkness
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posted May 18, 2017 08:30 AM
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Randall
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posted May 19, 2017 02:49 PM
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Randall
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posted May 20, 2017 03:12 PM
Poor JWs are the subject of many jokes.IP: Logged |
anonymidarkness
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posted May 25, 2017 02:10 PM
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anonymidarkness
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posted May 25, 2017 02:13 PM
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge fish for supper. A man was walking by and said "Wow what a godd@mn fish!" The sister said "Sir you shouldn't talk to me like that, I'm a nun", and the man said "But that's the name of it, a godd@mn fish".
So the sister took the fish back to the rectory and said "Mother superior, look at the godd@mn fish I caught."
The mother superior said "Sister, you shouldn't talk like that!", and the sister said "But mother superior, that's the name of it: a godd@mn fish".
So the mother superior said "Well give me the godd@mn fish and I'll clean it."
While she was cleaning the fish the monsignor walked in and she said "Monsignor look at the godd@mn fish that the sister caught."
The monsignor said "Mother superior you shouldn't talk like that!", and the mother superior said "But that's the name of it: a godd@mn fish".
So the monsignor said "Well give me the godd@mn fish and I'll cook it". That evening at supper there was a new priest at the table, and he said "Wow what a nice fish". And the sister said "I caught the godd@mn fish."
And mother superior said "I cleaned the godd@mn fish". And the monsignor said "I cooked the godd@mn fish". And the new priest said: "I like this f@king place already!" IP: Logged |
Randall
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posted May 26, 2017 03:10 PM
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PixieJane
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posted June 01, 2017 10:26 AM
Oldies but goodies...   IP: Logged |
mirage29
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posted June 01, 2017 06:39 PM
Literally laughing so hard!! omg. Some of these are hilarious!  IP: Logged |
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