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Astrostar
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posted May 01, 2009 04:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Astrostar     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What in a chart shoqs a big dick? Is it Mars in Scorpio?

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savanna20
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posted May 01, 2009 05:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for savanna20     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Perv~!

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Lara
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posted May 01, 2009 05:14 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
nooooooooooo it's MARS IN TAURUS!!! (and maybe moon)
and i can vouch for this cos one of my ex's has mars in taurus and huge. His son has mars in taurus and HUGE!

Penis to you too

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posted May 01, 2009 05:15 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LMFAO ROFLCOPTER haha, I can't breath..x.x

I mean after all the Moon in a woman's chart talks about her breast and the Asc does too and so do 1st house placements and planets on the Asc. >.>;

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posted May 01, 2009 05:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Deliverance     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My guess is Jupiter in the 8th square Mars (Johnson) in Sagittarius (Large). Perhaps a bit of Uranus/Aquarian energy in the mix for the shock/unusual size.

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AcousticGod
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posted May 01, 2009 05:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Not the first time this topic has been brought up.

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scrappydog
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posted May 01, 2009 05:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for scrappydog     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The guy I'm seeing now has the biggest shlong ever! He has an angular mars in sag conj neptune. He is also a pot head. Lol. Been with two mars in scorpio guys and they were both small! Did date a moon in taurus with a big one too. My son is sun conj mars in taurus and his is little though he is really big??

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posted May 01, 2009 05:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for katatonic     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
acoustic are you saying morrissey is a big dick?

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posted May 01, 2009 05:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
No, I just like the cleverness of accidentally combining "Pen is" in the sign in the background.

In previous threads, I think Mars in Scorpio got good marks. I have that, so that's really all I remember. I think Taurus got similarly high marks. It's probably all genetics, though.

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Lara
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posted May 01, 2009 06:00 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
yes i think it could be also genetics... i know several father/sons who share a big **** a doodle doo!
(and no, l don't know them personally!!!!)

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posted May 01, 2009 06:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cynnared     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ummmmmm, I do believe we already have a thread on Penis size kicking about the 1st astrology board....though I am not sure....oh look at this I found it. I remembered I posted a link on my FB page....here is the thread...
http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/011844.html

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posted May 01, 2009 06:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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yes i think it could be also genetics... i know several father/sons who share a big **** a doodle doo!
(and no, l don't know them personally!!!!)

That's a curious statement. How do you know without knowing them personally?

...Oh, maybe it's the wife/mother who tells you. That would make sense.

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posted May 01, 2009 06:17 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
women love to talk about their hubby's and kids.

Also, l have friends who have dated men who then went onto to marry and have kids

So not so curious

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posted May 01, 2009 07:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MyVirgoMask     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Maybe it's a Mars in air sign thing for it to be less than impressive? Two guys I dated with Mars in Libra were like a roll of dimes.

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posted May 01, 2009 07:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for swirl-kitt     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hahaha

I agree with both Mars in Taurus being huge and Mars in Libra being smaller !

Thanks to astrology we now can guess the size of body parts lol

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posted May 01, 2009 07:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Astrostar     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
And what is big balls and needle dick?

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posted May 01, 2009 08:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Are you trying to get a guy's astrological stats based on this? That would be an amusing "Guess the sign" thread.

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posted May 01, 2009 09:14 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
big bollocks i think is Taurus moon or mars too...

Lets just say that the bull has it all round

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posted May 01, 2009 09:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MyVirgoMask     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Great idea, AG

Now that I think of it, the most beautiful penis I have ever seen belonged to my ex-husband, who had Sagittarius Mars conjunct Neptune. Gosh it was purrrtttty

I think that Neptune was very generous in it gifts....

....But maybe it'll give a guy some weird grandeur that he's better hung than he really is too

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posted May 01, 2009 09:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MyVirgoMask     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I honestly have not been impressed with a Moon Taurus doodle (why am I even using that word? Oh ok, I think Lara used it earlier LOL)
But I have seen Mars in Taurus bestow favors on a boy

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posted May 01, 2009 09:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cynnared     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I knew this Aquarius man - Moon in cancer, Mars in Pisces. I swear no woman would EVER feel Penis envy around him. I'm sure his girlfriend might say in her mind....is it in YET? Like a pin being dropped in a mine shaft.....

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posted May 01, 2009 09:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Deliverance     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Now that I think of it, the most beautiful penis I have ever seen belonged to my ex-husband, who had Sagittarius Mars conjunct Neptune. Gosh it was purrrtttty

Mars in Sag has the size. I would imagine that Mars in Taurus gives girth & "fatness" but Jupiter/Sagittarius ultimately enlarges anything it touches.

Hmm big sacks could be moon in Sag or Moon/Jupiter. Small Johnson = Mars in Gemini perhaps?

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I guess Capricorn men also Scorpio men have a likely chance of gaining huge dongs?O.o

Too bad I don't care for the male equipment sexually but an expansion of Jupiter, Mars or Venus creates busty girls I've noticed. My old Sag friend that I talk to on and off..is so curvacious I envy her..Imma stick..-.-;.

Also they say Mars in Leo people have huge sex drives...x.x

I want to know of teh boobage (.)(.) XD lalwz..

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posted May 01, 2009 10:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MyVirgoMask     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Good point about Jupiter, Deliverance. I'd definitely say that makes sense. I had a boyfriend with Moon in Sag, and his sack seemed kinda average.

Cheshire I totally was going to ask about boobies next as well. I wonder. Moon? Venus? 1st house? Mars?
I love my boobies

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Cynnared
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posted May 01, 2009 11:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cynnared     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Breasts.....Over time they can change on a woman....I went from wearing just "bandgaes" (small cup size) to large breasts due to age, gravity and pregnancy. It's weird actually having a massive cleavage now.

I'm a Gem riser who is small...um was small.....

Women don't need implants..wait for time to catch up and gravity sets in pulling them down and if they get pregnant they really expand....

My 2 cents worth.....

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