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jason from oz
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posted December 19, 2006 08:57 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Lets have a slightly naughty pre chrissie post!!

Any observations???!!

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ciao
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posted December 19, 2006 09:39 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
lol at this topic...anyway, i hear taurus and sag men are well endowed

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posted December 19, 2006 09:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 23     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
well male genitalia is ruled by scorpio. Genitalia in general is ruled by sco but if you look closely at virgo's sign and sco's sign, they are female and male genitalia respectively.

So I mars/pluto would determine something about male genitalia, I'd say mars in particular. Maybe if its trining jupiter or conjunct it (or any aspect to it really), it would make it bigger esp if mars is in aries/sco.

Otherwise for tau, well they are bulls and they're known for their big dingdongs, maybe its on that theory

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shirty
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posted December 19, 2006 10:16 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
this is hilarious...

Aries maybe..?

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Ausra
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posted December 19, 2006 10:25 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You know I looked at the title for this thread, and my first reaction was "That is sooo Aussie" I laughed when I saw Jason from Oz.

Well from one Aussie to another - Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi.

Okay back to serious topic *lol*

I would look at Pluto and Mars but I'm not that sure about sign placement. Hey maybe Jupiter???!!!

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mysticaldream
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posted December 19, 2006 10:37 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Now that's a funny thought.......Jupiter conjunct Mars...very large........... Saturn conjunct Mars .......very small! LOL
I'm sure that isn't true.......is it?

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teaologist
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posted December 19, 2006 11:23 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Ika
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posted December 19, 2006 11:23 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ohhh, YUM!

I mean, what?

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eatbooks
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posted December 19, 2006 11:25 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
mars/jupiter makes sense.

what a naughty topic....

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Ika
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posted December 19, 2006 11:29 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Woo hoo!!!
So I checked my crushes horoscope to see if he had any Mars/Jupiter aspects ( oh, c'mon I'm sure you ALL did it) and he has Mars Trine Jupiter. Does this even have any validity whatsoever?!

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teaologist
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posted December 19, 2006 11:33 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What about Mars/Uranus conjunction? Hard to control? Unpredictable? ...or just plain detached...

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Hahahha regarding the generational planets or at least very slow moving like Jupiter, and I see we're looking at Mars which does move quicker, but that'd still make it so a whole group of men born around a certain time of year within a few years to have big penises, right? Hahah!

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Amelia
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posted December 20, 2006 12:18 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"...Saturn conjunct Mars .......very small! LOL
I'm sure that isn't true.......is it?"
- mysticaldream

Oh my, ahahaha. Call me a little 'cruel' but the last guy who ummm let's just say we ended up not getting along so well (he seriously thought he was Brad Pitt to woman) had this aspect...LOL. So, personally I'm hoping that this is true (only for his case though...)


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What about unaspected or a singleton mars? They say that unaspected/singletons are something special about the person...

Teaologist - erectile dysfunction or up at the wrong time?

I'd say the squ/opp of mars and jup would make it real big, but the positive aspects, nicely big

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posted December 20, 2006 02:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hmmm... the one thing I wasn't going to bring up in the "physical traits of your sign" thread (one of only two traits that I seem to get comments on). I'm a Cap guy, and I'd guessed it was primarily earth suns with the occasional oddball other sign thrown in. Looking at what people are saying here, though, I do have Mars in Scorp (only fixed sign, only water sign), and it's tied with Jupiter in Cap (in the 8th) as the least aspected.

On a related subject, right now I'm giving best nipples (and generally boobs as well) to Aries women. Always wanted to have that thread, but never went there.

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posted December 20, 2006 02:58 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Tommy Lee...

Jupiter Parallel Uranus...(Magi Influenced post)

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I personally have mars sextile pluto, and have been deemed fairly unendowed...

(My mars is also EXACTLY 135 degrees from my jupiter)
I ALSO have a saturn, sun, mercury triple parallel aspect, which would seem to me to tend to the (ahem) "shrinkage" of male energies..(LOL)

I'm goin with the Magi association of Uranus to "extreme largeness", and would nominate mars and uranus combined, to be astro indicators of big wangs....(in harmonius aspect though....)

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posted December 20, 2006 03:09 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i've wondered about vag size and astrology? thoughts?!!

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posted December 20, 2006 03:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 23     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
maybe the houses would have an influence on size too.

Something like the 1st or 8th house. Maybe even 5th

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well size of the muff isn't such a big deal. I think virgo would rule it and therefore mercury (but you'd really think venus wouldn't you). Again same principals, venus with a (negative)aspect to jupiter

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posted December 20, 2006 03:19 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
haha speak for yourself. (i'm a guy). so merc sq/opp jupiter = smaller/shorter muff?

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posted December 20, 2006 03:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 23     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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karmafx
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posted December 20, 2006 03:29 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
fair enough but are you saying mercury or venus rules the almighty love canal? (you mentioned both)? i thought venus might be breasts...

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posted December 20, 2006 03:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 23     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
well, I think virgo. The sign for virgo is actually the tunnel of love, while sco is the rod of love so to speak. However, since only women have it, you'd think it would be venus as it would compliment mars. Still ovaries etc are ruled by libra, so it might be it. I need to do some research.

Breasts is definitely ruled by cancer

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