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Peri
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posted October 17, 2009 03:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Peri     Edit/Delete Message
let's play a game: if planets in your chart could speak what would they say?

I'll start:

Sun/tau 4 - there is nothing like home

Moon/sag 11 - freedom above all

Merc/tau 3 - I may say nothing but I notice everything

Mars/ari 2 - it's now or never

Venus/ari 2 - love me now and forever

Jupiter/gem 5 - lover and friends, friends and lovers

Saturn/leo 7 - I am my own boss

Uranus/sco 9 - I can change my mind in a heartbeat

Pluto/lib 8 - dont feck with me or I'll destroy you

Neptune/sag 11 - let me dive into the astral realms

Chiron/ tau 3 - words can hurt so bad

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swirl-kitt
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posted October 17, 2009 05:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for swirl-kitt     Edit/Delete Message
sun- saturn- pluto in 5th--- what the hell guys ???

and all of them in scorpio of course.

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GypseeWind
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posted October 17, 2009 07:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for GypseeWind     Edit/Delete Message
K, Peri, I'll play with you!

Sun/Sag: *puts back of hand dramatically to head as she stares at the fading sunlight* "Tomorrow is another day!"

Aries/Asc: Lets just say road rage. You get the picture.

Moon/Libra: *sits on ground picking the petals off a daisy* "I love him, I love him not, I love him, I......"

Merc/Sco: I see right through you, don't even start! Talk to the hand!!

Mars/Libra: Okay, if everyone would all just be quiet and get comfortable, I'm sure we could work this all out.

Venus/Sag: You wanna do wha? Will it hurt? A little, okay, sure why not? errr, don't call me, I'll call you.

Jupiter/Leo: *sounds of thunderous applause* "I'de like to thank....well, me!"

Saturn/Pisces: *yawn* Been there, done that, wake me up when something pretty happens.

Uranus/Virgo: One of these days I'm gonna just walk out the door and never come back. I swear! I will, one day, when everything is taken care of! You'll see!

Neptune/Sco: hmmm, the bottle says take one every four hours, so if I take 6 now, I'll be good for the day. Hand me that bottle of Jack Daniels, I need something to wash these down with. Hey, whatcha cookin there, mushrooms?? mmm, I want some.

Pluto: Beam me up Scotty.

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maira
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posted October 17, 2009 11:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for maira     Edit/Delete Message
Me too, me too...

Sun/ven/mar Aries : "Lawd, we angry!"

Asc Libra : "But angry is not pretty! And I'm preeety, oh sooo preety..."

Merc Pisces : "Wha?"

Moon Taurus : "I got it under control. We'll just sit here and wait it out."

Jup/Sat Libra : "Man, I just wish they'll finally decide. We're just cancelling each other out here."

Pluto Libra : " I know. I'll NUKE them"

Uranus Sco : "Yea man, nuke them."

Neptune Sag : "You are pretty, oh so preetty..."

Merc : "What? Who? Why are ya'll doing these things? Nuke who?"

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mir
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posted October 18, 2009 09:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mir     Edit/Delete Message
I like this game.

For now only...

Moon/Scorpio 3th - Give me your deepest thoughts or I will kill you (and myself)!

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Dreamy_AriesGirl
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posted October 18, 2009 10:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dreamy_AriesGirl     Edit/Delete Message
Sun-Aries: I want everything...now!

Moon-Virgo: I think he smiled at me...does that mean he loves me?

ASc-Virgo: I cant make any mistake! I need to check it again...

Mercury-Pisces: Is it real or just a dream?

Venus-Taurus: I will be with you forever...

Mars-Capricorn: Impossible is nothing!

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Astra
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posted October 18, 2009 11:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Astra     Edit/Delete Message
Sun/Gemini: Yes, it is true that too much calcium in the bloodstream will trigger the release of calcitonin...ooh, what's that shiny thing over there?

Moon/Cap: I will show you my poker face for eternity

Rising/Cap: Look at how authoritative and mature I am!

Mercury/Gem: I know everything from celebrities to Descartes and Jane Austen to quantum mechanics.

Venus/Ari: I will conquer you and you'll like it!

Mars/Gem: My words can destroy you

Jupiter/Aqua: Technology and charity are really important to me

Saturn/Scorp: I NEED to be in control and will stick by my goals to the bitter end.

Uranus/Sag: Shocking you is my goal
Neptune/Cap: My picture can be found in the dictionary under "Cynical."

Pluto/Scorp: I'll stick by friends and family through heaven and hell.

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Lucia23
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posted October 18, 2009 12:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lucia23     Edit/Delete Message
LOL Maira, yours made me laugh till I cried!

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DD
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posted October 18, 2009 03:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DD     Edit/Delete Message
Just a little trip through the zodiac:


Aries: I want it all. And I want it NOW!

Taurus: But what will we have from all of it? What will remain?


Gemini: Who cares? I need something new, some stimulation. So let`s go.

Cancer: But is it dangerous? Will we have to leave home? How will we feel about it?


Leo: Finally a chance to show them all who I really am. I will SHINE, I will make this a moment to remember.

Virgo: Maybe it could be useful for our further lives?

Libra: Maybe it will beautiful. Maybe I am going to meet my future partner. Or not?

Scorpio: It DEFINITELY will be lifechanging bringing absolute transformation.

Sagittarius: It is impossible? It is inappropriate? Who cares? It`s just about the experience and all the fun we are going to have, all the new things we are going to learn.
Besides I KNOW everything will turn out for the best.

Capricorn: But there are RULES! Rules need to be obeyed. Plans need to be made. We can`t just rush blindly anywhere.


Aquarius: Rules? What rules? Forget the rules. I am in it, it sounds exciting, new and unusual. Come on, friends, are you with me?

Pisces: A miracle could happen. A dream come true. And I feel we will be protected each step of the ways, for angels are all round us.


10 signs dream away, until observant Virgo sais: "Mmh, where is Aries? Has anyone seen Aries?"


Aries of course has already stormed away too impatient to wait for all the other`s and their opinions.

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AcousticGod
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posted October 20, 2009 01:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message
My Uranus insists on saying something. He lives in my 5th house in Libra.

Earlier he was talking rather arrogantly about how he was the ruler of my chart. He acknowledged that Mercury is technically my chart ruler, but seeing as he sits in positive aspect between the opposite poles of my chart ruler and my Sun's ruler (and being a bit 5th house cocky about it) he insists that he is THE major player in my chart (and makes note of the fact that he makes the most positive aspects of any legitimate planet; he doesn't include Chiron). (Only two blue lines. That's all he's got. I make two sextiles myself. ~Virgo Moon)

Anyway, Capricorn Sun says it's time for bed. Out.

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pire
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posted October 20, 2009 02:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pire     Edit/Delete Message
aqua sun 8th:

don't tell me, i already know

libra moon/pluto 4th:

home? all or nothing, angel or demon? both? a whole lifetime? **** me!

mercury pisces 9th:

did u know a gold fish had an attention span of 3 seconds? huhh?
what did u say? put the fish in the golden pan?

venus pisces 9th:

the stranger i met 2 years ago in the train in london, does he think about me right now?

mars/jupiter virgo 3rd:

i start to figure out that i'm in for the impossible, great!

saturn virgo 3rd:

impossible isn't just a word.yeah...
i know, it's a place too, and i've already been there

uranus scorpio 5th:

can u feel it? no? and NOW, can you feel it?

neptune sag 6th:

i wish i could give everything to everyone


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GypseeWind
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posted October 21, 2009 08:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for GypseeWind     Edit/Delete Message
Pire, LMAO @ your Merc in Pisces!!

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SpooL
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posted October 23, 2009 04:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SpooL     Edit/Delete Message
Its interesting that both me and Astra share the same Birthday, but we both have diffrent ways of describing what are planets whould say.

Sun/ Gemini : Thats interesting... I want to know more

Moon/Aries: Go, Go, Go! MOVE!!!!

Rising/Capircorn: I expect you to be professional and on time

Mercury/Gemini: There has to be some logic here, it doesn't make any sense.

Venus/Taurus: There is always one special person for everyone.

Mars/cancer: Lets try not to be to dependant.

Jupiter/Aquarious: Theres always something to learn from every experience.

Saturn/Scorpio: Lets take a calculated and cautions approach to risks.

Uranus/Sag: I found a newer and diffrent way to solve the equation.

Neptune/Cap: I'm simply being relistic here.

Pluto/Scorp: Is that ethical and moral?.

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pire
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posted October 23, 2009 08:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pire     Edit/Delete Message
gypsee, it's so true, and mercury, besides being on the first degree of pisces, is conjunct my south node (true node by 106)

i forgot to describe my cancer asc:

i laugh and cry usually everyday.

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maira
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posted October 23, 2009 09:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for maira     Edit/Delete Message
Oh, how could I forget my cancer emcee? The question is pire, if you can laugh AND cry at the same time

My MC does, I have this pic posted on my blog, you know, for the public to see http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=x2kzgg&s=4

(planets in aries are still angry at all the non-sense)

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pire
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posted October 30, 2009 10:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pire     Edit/Delete Message
maira, i had to think about that one and it took me time because of my bloody mercury.

the answer is yes. i can cry and laugh at the same time.

ps: i just saw the pic now, i feel the same as you then.

I'm
hurting

peace, love and hope

(ok, just because i love this one, sorry)

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savanna20
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posted October 30, 2009 02:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for savanna20     Edit/Delete Message
Asc Libra-Aren't I pretty? *Bats eyelashes*

Sun in Scorpio-Ugh! Give me space!

Moon in Taurus-Breakfast in bed!

Mercury in Sag-Politics are a blood sucking insect!

Mars in Capricorn-All work and no play?

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lalalinda
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posted October 30, 2009 04:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lalalinda     Edit/Delete Message
Hey Peri

Sun/Aries/4th- unreasonable and in total control of this area

Moon/Taurus/5th- nice, loaded with common sense

Venus/Taurus/5th- over indulgent, beautiful kids

Mars/Gemini/7th- somewhat combative

Jupiter/Sag/12th- My ruler- Believe in the impossible

Saturn/Capricorn/1st- dependable

Uranus/Leo/8th- my crux to bear

Neptune/Scorpio/11th- strange hippie friends

Pluto/Virgo/9th- obsessive concerning 9th house matters

Chiron/Aqua/2nd- trouble forgiving myself

Sag Ascendant- Free and easy

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Peri
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posted October 30, 2009 04:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Peri     Edit/Delete Message
hey Lynda

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Benedict Moon*
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posted October 30, 2009 09:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Benedict Moon*     Edit/Delete Message
Sun Cancer/7th house- No Father Complexes here

moon in virgo/8th house- I put a spell on you......after I get out this spot.

mercury in cancer/6th house- What year is it? Am I actually still at work? I thought I was eating clouds full of Ice cream in Fiji.

Venus in Gemini/5th- MacBeth has such an interesting and intelligent play on irony....wait, there's a party at Nene's? I'm so there! Why can't life be a Bollywood movie?

Mars in Aries/3rd house- Out of my way, Hammerhead. (taken from a Clint Eastwood flick.)

Jupiter in Taurus- What's another $30 shirt? It won't hurt me.....

Saturn in Sagittarius- So the purpose of me writing this post is to analyze the way my placements approximately express themselves in the sphere of real life. So far I've found that Gemini Venus is quite the Renniasance planet and Taurean Jupiter wants to acquire things and I just love long winded discussion so please just move on while I continue to talk and talk and talk and talk .

Uranus in Sagittarius- I am SO different.

Neptune in Capricorn- I'm realistically Idealistic.

Pluto in Scorpio/10th house- 'I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.' (edited)

Capricorn Asc.- I don't approach you, you approach me.

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la_sexorcisto
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posted October 31, 2009 02:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for la_sexorcisto     Edit/Delete Message
Sun in Capricorn, "Shut up and let me do it."

Moon in Sagittarius, "I can't wait to get out there.."

Mercury in Sagittarius, "DUDE..I had something to tell you but I totally forgot."

Venus in Scorpio, "I want to devour you"

Mars in Pisces, "Where am I? Who knows?!"

Jupiter in Pisces, "I feel for you"

Saturn in Sagittarius, "I'll show 'em who's BOSS"

Uranus in Sagittarius, "Did I ever tell you about the time I got locked OUT of prison?"

Neptune in Capricorn, "I know what to do to make me feel happy and fulfilled"

Pluto in Scorpio, "Betray me, and your head will roll."

ASC in Scorpio, "I'm not a creep, I'm just staring into the depths of your soul...aaahahahaha"

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posted October 31, 2009 02:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for DepTaurus     Edit/Delete Message
this is cool i wanna try.

sun taurus 10 nothing not even my career comes before food.

moon aquarius 7 im gunna probe that aliens butt then marry it.

merucry taurus 9 religion makes me slow

venus aries 9 i want it now in the sand i dont care. oh yeah rub my coconuts.

mars in pisces 8 we spent a passionate loving evening together and i never hear from you again. whats that your dead give me my money already. chang ching

jupiter in cancer 11 im so loving i let all my friends stay at my house hell id let humanity live in my house who wants a cookie. hey ma can you make us some cookies.

saturn capricorn 5 hey im being serious now lets go have sex. seriosuly im not kidding im gunna sex my way up into the corporate world oh yeah im serious. lets make some money baby.

uranus in capricorn 5 so when can i have sex with him already. billy your a boy you cant have sex with another boy silly. but mom we dont want kids silly. i just wanna bang his ur-anus. oooh that alien looks hott.

neptune capricorn 5 so why are you so greedy i cant help it its our power hungry driven generation we want everything. i am just so materialistic i cant help it.
buy me an international corporation and ill **** everyone person who works there donald trump yess.

pluto in scorpio 4 call 911 theres been a murder in my house. can you describe the murder yess it was mee.

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Nightingale
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posted October 31, 2009 03:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nightingale     Edit/Delete Message
Venus in Virgo conjunct Pluto in 8th house:

"I came here, and stay here, of my own accord. It may not look that way from the outside, but you are not in possession of the facts. You assume I am trapped in darkness - I am not. I am freer than many bound by love alone, because my love is spread among other causes, yet I love deeply and always. Above all I dance my own dance and am slave to no one God or man."

Nice topic Peri.

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