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LakiSG03
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posted April 05, 2010 04:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for LakiSG03     Edit/Delete Message
I found this really informative and amusing article on an astrologer's website and thought you all might find it interesting!
Personally, I know many guy's that are attracted to exactly the type of women he writes about.

Here's the entire article:

"How To Get Yourself a Boyfriend"

When you have good amount of years of practice with clients and excel in your forecasts, you are always busy and do not need to indulge in self-promotion.

Namely, the same thing happens every summer – almost out of the blue, I get so many visits from clients living in Australia. I “ blame“ it on one of my lady clients who never suspected that a visit to an astrologer would change her life entirely.

Some ten years ago, I was sitting across a well-groomed woman in her early forties, who was unsuccessfully trying to conceal the sadness in her eyes. She was born on June 30, 1958(18 E 01, 45 N 10), 21: 06 under the sign of Cancer with Ascendant in Aquarius.

My practice had already taught me to initially say something that will mildly shock the clients who are lost in thoughts and trapped in a vicious circle of their personal problems, simply to bring them back to reality and make them take my pieces of advice seriously, since they certainly can do them good.

I asked: “ You came to me to find out something about your marriage and children? “ Her astounded look confirmed I was right.

I pulled a simple astrological trick. Namely, depending on the house and sign Uranus is placed in a client’s horoscope, the symbolism of that house and sign tells us about the main reason for the client’s visit. Her Uranus is placed in her seventh house (marriage) in Leo (fifth sign – children). Thus, in her early forties she is still single and childless. You will understand that the sadness in my client was for a good reason. Underlying the combination of Aquarius Ascendant and cusp of the seventh house there is a psychological catch which may hinder marriage. Namely, Aquarius Ascendant seeks freedom and liberation from restraints, while seventh house in Leo produces longing for almost perfect spouse (Leo – something of the supreme quality) and thus, the persons with such a combination find it difficult to match with an adequate partner.

Analysis of the seventh house (cusp of the seventh house, planets in the seventh house, ruler of the seventh house) provides the description of a partner.
At the very cusp of the seventh house, there is Uranus at the ninth degree of Leo. I told her that her husband had a university degree (ninth degree bears the symbolic of Sagittarius – university education), that he was a mechanical engineer (Uranus trine Mars), divorced (Uranus – divorce), living in a foreign country (Uranus at the ninth degree – degree of Sagittarius – foreign country), that he would be from her country (ruler of Uranus, Sun in Cancer – a countryman) and that she would meet him through the symbol of Uranus – friends.


Placidus Houses

On hearing what I had said, again she gave me one of her surprised looks saying: “Well, I am invited to dinner at my friend’s house. She is engaged to be married to a man from Australia. He is divorced and a mechanical engineer!“

Hearing that, I was very positive that he wasn’t destined to come from Australia to marry her friend but her and that this person was her husband-to-be. It took her a while to accept this assertion of mine, but eventually she admitted to this possibility.

We made the following plan: since the ruler of her first house (she) is in the seventh house (husband), she (ruler of the first house) must “get “ the husband (ruler of the first house in the seventh house – husband), and all of that with the assistance of an astrologer’s advice (Uranus in the seventh house). I told her to find me the birth date of that man as soon as possible and that I was going to tell her later what she was supposed to do at that dinner.

I was given the birth date of the future bridegroom the very next day. What was the only thing that I was interested in the arrangement of his planets? I was exclusively interested in the positions of Moon and Venus in his chart. Why?
Moon and Venus are “ feminine “ planets and, in a horoscope of a man, they tell us about the type of women they like, what kind of women they are attracted to. Moon speaks about the personality of a woman while Venus describes her looks.

And what advice did I give to my client? I told her that at that fateful dinner she should play the role (7th house in Leo – very good sign for acting) of the Moon and Venus of his horoscope and that he was bound to notice her and become very interested in her.

Due to his Venus in Leo I told her to dye her hair blonde, put golden jewellery on, dress up in something yellow or shades of yellow and not to miss to sing something when there is a “chance“ for singing… And due to the Moon in Virgo I told her that during the dinner conversation she should mention that she felt that a woman must be pedantic, neat, house proud (Moon), unpretentiously dressed (Virgo) and to stress that that she “didn’t understand women who are lazy and avoid working” I also told her that in the climax of the conversation about women she had to point out that a woman in a house should be humble and diligent while, when going out with her husband (Leo, fifth sign – outings) she should be dressed up and glamorous…
And how did this story end?

Only a week after this fateful dinner, our bridegroom was head over heels and he got engaged to my client. Soon afterwards, they were married (Uranus in the seventh house always produces hasty marriage, especially if favourably aspecting Venus). Today they live in Australia and have a lovely daughter …

All of this is also Jupiter’s “ fault “(fortune) in Virgo (marriage) at the 21st degree (Sagittarius degree – fortune, foreign country).

At the end of this account I have to stress that all of that would not have been possible if my client had not been predestined by her horoscope to marry a divorced man from her own country who was living abroad and whom she met through her friend.

This story has been told as an anecdote for many years in Australia and is instructive for many reasons. The ideal client-astrologer connection was made: the astrologer gave the right piece of advice which the client took and applied …In addition, the placements of Moon and Venus in a man’s horoscope provide us with the type of women he prefers as well as how he can be “ caught “.


A man with Moon in Aries likes brave, strong, capable women subconsciously seeking a leader in her; Venus in Aries provides preference for women with crew-cut who go in for sports, are slightly muscular, skinny and even bony. Such man also likes a woman to “ get “ him.


A man with Moon in Taurus likes affluent women, good cooks, women who are thrifty and who economise; with Venus in Taurus he likes plump women with pronounced feminine characteristics, courting takes place over a good meal without fail…


A man with the Moon in Gemini likes talkative, intelligent women, he goes for a “ good conversation”, likes women who look and act young and enjoy going for a spin and short trips. Venus in Gemini produces preferences for women of a very narrow waist, fine hands and shoulders...


A man with the Moon in Cancer likes women who cry easily, are stay-at-home types, good housewives and subconsciously, in a woman he seeks his mother. Venus in Cancer expresses preferences for nice breasts, provocative cleavage and likes to see his woman looking nice even at home.


A man with Moon in Leo likes successful women in high places from well-known and reputable families, he likes to be proud of his wife. Venus in Leo – a woman must be dressed exceptionally well as if she was about to take part in a beauty contest...


A man with the Moon in Virgo likes diligent women, pedantic and neat, the ones who take care of their husband’s health …Venus in Virgo provides special liking for sexy belly button, fine tummy and ordinary clothes…


A man with the Moon in Libra likes sweet and good-looking women, models, politicians, lawyers, women active in public life. With Venus in Libra he is very much receptive to women’s buttocks …


A man with the Moon in Scorpio likes women who came into a property of some kind, women with pronounced sex appeal who do not hide their charms, women whose looks and appearance imply “ a straightforward offer “…With Venus in Scorpio he likes see-through dressing style and goes for gypsy music …


The Moon in Sagittarius produces a man with a special liking for women who follow the fashion and in their appearance resemble the women from foreign countries; he likes educated women with university degree who go in for sports, especially tennis … Venus in Sagittarius makes him responsive to long legs, short skirts, shorts...


A man with the Moon in Capricorn goes for a darker complexion, dark-haired women of a serious and even melancholic expression; he also likes older women…Venus in Capricorn produces liking for conventional clothing style, women wearing leather and dressed in darker shades.


A man with the Moon in Aquarius likes outgoing women; his motto is “ friends first, relationship later “, he likes intelligent women …With Venus in Aquarius he likes eccentric-looking women of an eccentric style, is responsive to women’s legs, and especially calves.


A man with the Moon in Pisces likes mysterious, withrawn, shy women who always seem as if they are in need of protection…Venus in Pisces produces liking for fine stockings, shoes, lingerie …


And, in the end, I would like to give you the following advice: If you wish to “ catch “ a man you like, act out the position of his Moon and Venus …You will have fun and all the odds are that you are going to make it. I wish you a good “catch“!

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cherle
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posted April 05, 2010 05:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for cherle     Edit/Delete Message
The guy I would like to "catch," if I could get myself into a position to catch him is a Cap moon. And as far I can tell, he's very Cappy moonish-y in personality and moods. I would expect him to like a gal like me--I've got dark hair, deep-set intense blue eyes with dark eyelashes, a serious look (Virgo rising) and professional taste in clothes, with that vibe of "I'm smart, I'm educated, I'm my own person and and I know what I'm talking about" that often attracts Cappy men to me (Cap also rules my 5th, so Cappy type make me more social to be around too).

But this Cap moon seems to like younger (much younger) blondes who aren't really very educated or terribly bright. I can't imagine a Cap moon would be happy with that, unless he's more insecure than I have figured him to be, and he likes the ego boost of dating younger, highly desirable women who don't threaten him intellectually or status-wise.

But either waty, I've got other things to deal with in my life, so longing for an unattenable man isn't a high priority for me right now.

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posted April 05, 2010 05:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for vapor-lash     Edit/Delete Message
This was fun to read.. but in all seriousness, you'll never *keep* someone in this way.. because no one can keep up an act for a life time. I still think people should be themselves.

I felt like testing this...

The Venuses I attract are: Libra, Scorpio, Aries (very frequently!) and one Virgo.

Three relationships I see as my most significant - Moon in Capricorn, Moon in Aries and Moon in Gemini.


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Aries
Venus in Aries provides preference for women with crew-cut who go in for sports, are slightly muscular, skinny and even bony. Such man also likes a woman to “ get “ him.

Not always true...
I'm feminine and curvy. I'm fit but definitely not the bony type. Sometimes things go wrong with this Venus sign. After one breakup, the guy DID go for a very very bony and fit girl who almost looked like she could be male body-wise. I thought that was interesting.

Actually I was *very* thin at one stage. I wasn't eating properly, but that was in high school and I was single at the time.. But come to think of it now I did attract another Aries Venus at that stage lol

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Venus in Libra he is very much receptive to women’s buttocks …

Nope.. Sorry. All the Libra Venuses I know are definitely breast-guys, including the Cap Moon man who I had a serious rel. with.

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With Venus in Scorpio he likes see-through dressing style and goes for gypsy music …

hmmm I don't wear much see-through clothing and I OFTEN get this Venus sign in men.. so I don't see it. Gyspsy music - maybe..

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Venus in Virgo provides special liking for sexy belly button, fine tummy and ordinary clothes…

Not that I know off.. No belly button obsession there. Ordinary clothes? Well we met through work so he saw me in ordinary clothes a lot.. lol


As for the Moon signs ----


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A man with Moon in Aries likes brave, strong, capable women subconsciously seeking a leader in her;

Yes. This one is very accurate. I would put emphasis on *brave*.. And they want you to be brave in very physical areas.. like going sky diving with them, bungee jumping, jumping out of a flaming building.. you know - whatever lol Basically as long as you're jumping out of something or into something when they meet you - they're bound to propose. Needless to say this relationship dissolved.

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A man with the Moon in Capricorn goes for a darker complexion, dark-haired women of a serious and even melancholic expression; he also likes older women…

Hey! Weren't the looks a Venusian area?
Me and my ex are the same age. I have a Cap Moon also btw. I'm not dark haired - I don't think it gets much lighter actually and my complexion is light-olive so - big NO for this one. This was a pretty good relationship overall. It lasted the longest. He has a Libra Venus as well.. I found his preferences looks wise to be more Libran.. not Capricornian.

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A man with the Moon in Gemini likes talkative, intelligent women, he goes for a “ good conversation”, likes women who look and act young and enjoy going for a spin and short trips.

This is very true. I am younger than he is.. and I think he does see me as someone who acts "young". We talk a LOT lol He definitely sees me as intelligent. I've known him for two years and we've recently started dating.

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vapor-lash
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posted April 05, 2010 05:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for vapor-lash     Edit/Delete Message
Cherle - when it comes to your looks and complexion, I would check his Venus sign.

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But this Cap moon seems to like younger (much younger) blondes who aren't really very educated or terribly bright. I can't imagine a Cap moon would be happy with that, unless he's more insecure than I have figured him to be, and he likes the ego boost of dating younger, highly desirable women who don't threaten him intellectually or status-wise.

Well my Cap Moon guy has only had relationships with girls his own age - not much older and not much younger. I am a lot more educated than he is which may have been part of the attraction.

Personally - I am a Capricorn Moon myself, but I'm female - I couldn't be in a relationship with someone if there was no mental connection.

:edit: I am blonde btw.. but I honestly don't think this has any connection to the Moon sign. It might have a connection to Venus (but I wouldn't put my money on that either). I do know Scorpio Venuses tend to prefer dark hair.. When I went back to brown for a while - the Scorp Venus guy in my life was extremely happy about it.

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posted April 05, 2010 05:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for belgz     Edit/Delete Message
quote:
A man with Moon in Aries likes brave, strong, capable women subconsciously seeking a leader in her; Venus in Aries provides preference for women with crew-cut who go in for sports, are slightly muscular, skinny and even bony. Such man also likes a woman to “ get “ him.


HA! I DONT THINK SO!!


My ex bf loves to chase.. And he hates bony skinny girls. I dont know any man who has venus in aries that likes bony skinny women.

Also im a girl with venus in leo. I like to dress up like im at a party everyday but I dont like my man to dress that way. I like him to look good in simple clothes. I dont like men that are too dressy and accessorise and pluck their eye brows and look like done up dolls.

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posted April 05, 2010 05:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for belgz     Edit/Delete Message
AND.. Why catch someone being someone your not. It will just end in divorce. I cant pretend to be nice to him when really one day I will have one of my "grand mood swings" and probably chase him out the house with with a base ball bat :P


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posted April 05, 2010 05:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Ann     Edit/Delete Message
This was a wonderful read. Thank you !
One thing that struck me--and I am gonna come back and study the article cuz it is an easy way to learn about the Signs---was the Venus in Aries.
I know only one Venus in Aries and he likes(needs) the woman to chase.
He told me this and it surprised me cuz I had not met a man who ever said anything like this.
That was IT for me cuz my Mars in Cancer won't chase

Ami


PS Belgz----Does your b/f have moon OR Venus in Aries? I think you said Moon--only.

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posted April 05, 2010 06:58 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lara     Edit/Delete Message
I found the aries moon/venus one to be spot on!
Maybe your man is just in the minority Belgz.

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posted April 05, 2010 07:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for belgz     Edit/Delete Message
He has venus in aries and moon in aqua.

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posted April 05, 2010 07:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for cherle     Edit/Delete Message
vapor-lash: his Venus is cj my moon, which is cj. my DC. But I don't look like the girls he likes.

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posted April 05, 2010 08:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for evanski     Edit/Delete Message
"living in a foreign country (Uranus at the ninth degree – degree of Sagittarius – foreign country)"

I have Neptune at 9 degrees in 7th house (Sagittarius).
Venus in 9th is also possibility of a foreign partner.

Time to move

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posted April 05, 2010 08:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Ann     Edit/Delete Message
HOW do they get the degrees of Sagittarius etc?
I have never heard of that

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posted April 05, 2010 08:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Ann     Edit/Delete Message
I wanted to throw something else out there.
For a female---I wonder how it would work.
I have Moon and Mars in Cancer and Venus in Gemini.
I have Eros in Taurus --just to add another aspect.
Moon is the emotions. I need to feel that a guy will be tender . If he was harsh I would go back in to the shell .If he was harsh too many times,the crab would run away like they do on the beach
So,the moon would be what you wanted down deep--emotionally--from a relationship.
I have Venus in Gemini. How a man speaks and writes is my first attraction.
In fact, I can fall in love with writing when it has a certain expression to it. When I see it, I know.
The Mars for a woman may be how SHE shows her aggression.I have a very hard time expressing strong emotions like anger or aggression. I hold them inside in my sensitive Cancer stomach

Eros in Taurus would be a Taurus who would be very slow to move---erotically.
I wade and wade in the shallow end until I really know the person.
Can any female relate their placements to the article?

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posted April 05, 2010 09:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for amowls*     Edit/Delete Message
What a wonderfully heteronormative article!

Anyway Ami, if you're trying to figure out what men you like you're supposed to look at your Sun & Mars if you're a woman.

Personally, I don't subscribe to this kind of crap because it doesn't account for homosexuals, bisexuals or even transgendered people.

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posted April 05, 2010 09:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Ann     Edit/Delete Message
How would it work Amowls?
If I have Gem sun and Cancer Mars--how would that go?
Thanks so much!

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posted April 05, 2010 09:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for amowls*     Edit/Delete Message
Well subscribing to this person's rules... Sun would be personality, Mars would be looks?

So you're looking for a witty jack of all trades type guy who looks non threatening lol.

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posted April 05, 2010 09:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Ann     Edit/Delete Message


Actually, on second thought. My guy DOES have Cancer Ascendent and it smart as anything, witty too lol

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posted April 05, 2010 10:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for evanski     Edit/Delete Message
Hi Ami Ann

Maybe it's to do with Sag being the 9th sign?
Not sure, first I've heard of it too lol

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posted April 05, 2010 10:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Happy Dragon     Edit/Delete Message
*** Venus in Aries provides preference for women with
crew-cut who go in for sports, are slightly muscular, skinny and even bony.
Such man also likes a woman to “ get “ him. ***

must be the arien sloth streak at play ..
get the lass to do all the running around for him ..
skinny 'n bony .. low maintainance costs ..
easier to frolic with .. less chance of weight related injuries ..
likes a woman to "get" him ?? ( meaning 'chase' or ?? )
self-centered slothiness again ..

howz about Mars in the 9th degree ??

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posted April 05, 2010 11:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Aya_and_baby     Edit/Delete Message
A piece of string usually works to "catch" a guy.


... Yeah, I'm not exactly romantically inclined, as you can see.

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posted April 05, 2010 11:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for evanski     Edit/Delete Message
I think it's any planet in the 7th house which is at 9 degrees.

Could be wrong though.

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posted April 05, 2010 11:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for evanski     Edit/Delete Message
What kind of string are you using Aya?
Mine keeps breaking lol

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posted April 05, 2010 11:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Aya_and_baby     Edit/Delete Message
Interesting, based no the astrologer's train of thought: 7th house planets to see who the partner is going to be, it actually makes sense to me:

My moon is on the cusp of the 7th house, it is 6 degrees Gemini (my boyfriend is a Virgo sun, interestingly) and he's moody (although he doesn't like to admit it). Mercury rules the moon, and it is in Sagittarius (he was born and raised overseas, on an island, in fact) and I met him in my direct neighbourhood (Mercury = ruling planet of 3rd sign = rules direct neighbourhood). I don't know how the 1st house fits into this, though.

My boyfriend has nothing in the 7th house, though. How should I go about that.

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posted April 05, 2010 11:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Aya_and_baby     Edit/Delete Message
evanski: you could use a thick, laced string. They generally don't snap

Or an elastic string, then the guys bounce back

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posted April 05, 2010 11:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for evanski     Edit/Delete Message
So the g-string's out? hihihi

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