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Doux Rêve
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posted March 13, 2012 04:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Doux Rêve     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm almost always late. tsk tsk.

However, I can't stand it when people walk slowly, that's the one thing I always do fast - walking

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Fondue Knight
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posted March 13, 2012 04:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fondue Knight     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Emeraldopal:
Fondue Knight,

that must be it,
I'm anal about alot of things

butter has to be spread
perfectly even on toast
to all the edges...

the roll of toilet paper
has to be put in, with the
roll coming down off the top, lol

and on and on and on



Sounds like Virgo quirks to me

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Doux Rêve
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posted March 13, 2012 04:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Doux Rêve     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
^ Totally.

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Fondue Knight
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posted March 13, 2012 04:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fondue Knight     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Doux Rêve:

However, I can't stand it when people walk slowly, that's the one thing I always do fast - walking

OH. You're allowed to walk with me, then. I can't go near Times Square because it puts me at risk of spontaneous combustion, what with all the slow moving tourists.

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posted March 13, 2012 05:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Emeraldopal     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Fondue Knight

yes, hehe, Virgo quirks!

thank goodness...

OtherWise, someone
might be Lighting
a Fire under my butt!!!

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RegardesPlatero
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posted March 13, 2012 05:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for RegardesPlatero     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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posted March 13, 2012 05:32 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Emeraldopal:
hmmmm, I'm a bull

I'm ready in 15 minutes!


same here and I've got a stellium....

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posted March 13, 2012 05:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fondue Knight     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Gurl, I'm a defective Cancer. I'm culinarily challenged!

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posted March 13, 2012 05:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Emeraldopal     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
SaggiMC
no wasting time..
it's so precious...

I have never hit anyOne in my life-file!

Now my words can equal a sword..
so there, I must be careful!

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posted March 13, 2012 05:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Yin     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My Taurus friend is always late. We used to live together and I had to literally drag her out of bed in the morning - all the alarms in the world are useless to her. She would consistently be late for work too. I have never met a Taurus who liked to get up early in the morning. When my friend and I schedule to meet somewhere, I know she'll be at least 30 min late. It used to frustrate me so much! Now I just leave 30 min late
And yes, she takes about 1.5 - 2 hrs to get ready to go ANYWHERE. She's a Virgo Moon but it doesn't seem to make a difference.

I love my quincunx signs. (Every time you say we're not supposed to get along, Saggi, I'll have to give you examples for why and how we DO get along! )

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posted March 13, 2012 07:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for fairaqua     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The SO is a Taurus moon.
LATE ONE EVERY THING.

Ive gotten in trouble with the law because he waited till the LAST day on a Friday to pay a ticket. It didnt go through the system till the following Monday so guess who gets pulled over, ticketed, and then has to go to court to prove it was paid.
..Well it wasnt him

The only thing hes not late for is work

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posted March 13, 2012 07:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Xiiro     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Taurus is much less inclined to respond to the whip over the carrot (or in some cases, carrot cake). I think the secret lies in the Taurus's Venus. I dated a Taurus with Venus in Aries. Getting him to do anything was like trying to dig a hole with a noodle.

IF HOWEVER!: I made something seem like his idea or gave him the impression that sex would be involved, he would be the one hurrying me to finish getting ready.

I suggest appealing to her Geminian attractions. Engage her in interesting conversation to wake her up, for example. Crap, having a conversation with her while she does anything may put her on autopilot and speed things up a bit. My sister is a Gemini with Venus in Taurus and the only way to get her to do anything is to promise alcohol without implying she is an alcoholic =D

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posted March 13, 2012 07:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for tautomer4314     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm not really the best example of a taurus because I have so much influence from gemini and scorpio that it overshadows it.

Nevertheless, I am horribly stubborn with everything. I do not want to do something, and there is no good reason for me to, I am not going to do it and no one is going to make me either.

That said though I am actually usually pretty compliant. The vast majority of the time it is simply easier to go along with the wishes and requests of others and it simply causes less problems to just listen. If I don't like it, I might hem and haw about it the whole time and compromise the situation.

If you want to light a fire under my ass, spook me with some sort of consequence. Such as losing money (being one of my biggest motivators). Or possibly getting in trouble in some kind of regard. Getting yelled at usually cuts pretty deep in me, in particular if I didn't predict it happening.

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posted March 13, 2012 08:20 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Taurus would probably ignore everything that doesn't concern keeping her tummy nice and full.

My sister the Taurus says that after she has a big hearty meal and makes herself comfortable on a recliner, the neighborhood can get bombed and she wouldn't care.

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posted March 13, 2012 08:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for teasel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My first thought was "tell him you're pregnant". I'm in that type of mood today.

My dad hadn't wanted kids, but went through with it for my mother. He got himself fixed right after my sister made it into the world. He loves us, but I'm sure he's also glad he didn't get any more to deal with.

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posted March 13, 2012 08:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for RegardesPlatero     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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posted March 13, 2012 08:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Xiiro     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Capriquarius:
Taurus would probably ignore everything that doesn't concern keeping her tummy nice and full.

My sister the Taurus says that after she has a big hearty meal and makes herself comfortable on a recliner, the neighborhood can get bombed and she wouldn't care.


True story. A former Taurus friend of mine was slowly becoming less healthy due to diet and activity level. He was recently faced with either changing his diet or having a tracheostomy. He decided to go with the hole in his neck because he could still eat what he wanted and would have a new reason to wear thick necklaces..... win/win..right?

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posted March 13, 2012 09:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for FireWire     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by YoursTrulyAlways:
You expect fast moving cattle?

LOL

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posted March 13, 2012 09:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gem-Gurl     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My brother is a Taurus and he he is obbessed with being on time!! He doesnt love food like the other taurus ppl who replied here. Must be his virgo moon? Now my other bro would marry food if he could, he is cancer with moon in scorpio. No fair that hes skinny as a pole...

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posted March 13, 2012 10:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Emeraldopal     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I've seen many a bull charge..
and stampedes..seem pretty fast
to me, lol

I forget to eat,
sometimes for days..

I love to cook and bake. ...

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posted March 14, 2012 12:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fondue Knight     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The promise of food doesn't really spur my sister on at all. Booze, on the other hand...

@Yin That's pretty much my sister. The alarm goes off at least 10 times before she moves a muscle. Instead of Virgo Moon, though, she's a Pisces Moon.

@Xiiro Having a conversation with her sounds like a good idea in theory, but in practice, if my Cancer Mercury isn't in the mood to chat, I think I'd rather just wait. (I have Taurus Venus and can be stubborn as any bull, but at least I've got some pep in my step!)

@tautomer You're kind of similar to my sister in that you've both got Taurus Sun, lots of Gemini, Libra ASC and zero fire, but you're soooooo not like her at all. Must be your moon/mars. She's Pisces Moon/Aqua Mars.

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posted March 14, 2012 01:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fondue Knight     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by RegardesPlatero:
There, there. I have a Cancer moon, and like to cook. Will help you out.

We'll MAKE IT WORK.


I would suggest taking out supplemental insurance on your kitchen. And perhaps keeping a fire extinguisher readily available.

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posted March 14, 2012 01:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for hannaramaa     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Tell them someone else is getting ahead of them in some way. Taurus' competitiveness and drive are often underestimated.

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Originally posted by Xiiro:
True story. A former Taurus friend of mine was slowly becoming less healthy due to diet and activity level. He was recently faced with either changing his diet or having a tracheostomy. He decided to go with the hole in his neck because he could still eat what he wanted and would have a new reason to wear thick necklaces..... win/win..right?

LOL I love their way of simplifying problems that would have others cowed.

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posted March 15, 2012 03:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for RegardesPlatero     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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