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Fondue Knight
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posted March 13, 2012 02:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fondue Knight     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My sister is the slooooooooowest Bull I have ever met. She started getting ready an hour and 40 minutes ago and she is still in the bloody bathroom. And then when she's ready to go and I'm not ready, I'm gonna hear it from her.

Do I have to set the literal ground beneath her hooves on fire to get her moving? Have any of you had success with speeding up a Taurus without severe consequence? Am I forever doomed to be at the mercy of her painfully slow trot towards the front door?

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YoursTrulyAlways
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posted March 13, 2012 02:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for YoursTrulyAlways     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You expect fast moving cattle?

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Emeraldopal
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posted March 13, 2012 02:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Emeraldopal     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hmmmm, I'm a bull

I'm ready in 15 minutes!

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Fondue Knight
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posted March 13, 2012 02:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fondue Knight     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by YoursTrulyAlways:
You expect fast moving cattle?

I'm not much of a farmer.

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Fondue Knight
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posted March 13, 2012 02:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fondue Knight     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My sister also has a complete void of fire in her chart, so I'm sure that doesn't really help my cause much, huh?

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Emeraldopal
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posted March 13, 2012 03:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Emeraldopal     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I think that might be the problem..

I have venus and mercury
in Aries..
Mars conjunct
my Taurus Sun...

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Doux Rêve
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posted March 13, 2012 03:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Doux Rêve     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Fondue Knight:
My sister also has a complete void of fire in her chart, so I'm sure that doesn't really help my cause much, huh?

Haha, that explains it, I'm a fire void and despite my having a Gemini ASC, I can be pretty slow.

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Linda Jones
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posted March 13, 2012 03:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Linda Jones     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Some air, especially Gemini might help.

Aquarius is fixed, Libra ... iffy double Venus, indecisive, although w/ Libra you could try reasoning.

But my guess is you're stuck

Of course, you could always try mentally extolling the virtues of Taurus while waiting for her.

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Fondue Knight
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posted March 13, 2012 03:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fondue Knight     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Linda Jones:
Some air, especially Gemini might help.

Aquarius is fixed, Libra ... iffy double Venus, indecisive, although w/ Libra you could try reasoning.

But my guess is you're stuck

Of course, you could always try mentally extolling the virtues of Taurus while waiting for her.


She's pretty airy... Libra ASC, Gem Mercury and Venus, Aqua Mars. When I try to tell her she's taking forever she tells me that she's aware and just keeps on keepin' on. Pain in my arse.

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Fondue Knight
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posted March 13, 2012 03:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fondue Knight     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Emeraldopal:
I think that might be the problem..

I have venus and mercury
in Aries..
Mars conjunct
my Taurus Sun...


One of my best friends is a Taurus with Mercury in Aries and I never have any such problems with him. I suppose he's also not a female whose chart is ruled by Venus and is thus always primping.

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Emeraldopal
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posted March 13, 2012 03:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Emeraldopal     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Fondue Knight, ahahahaha

I have Libra ascending!

I don't like to waste time..
I'm always 10 minutes
early for every appointment

I'm gonna look at my chart..

It's something I don't
pay attention to...

I listen to my Heart!

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Emeraldopal
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posted March 13, 2012 04:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Emeraldopal     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
here's the rest

Jupiter in Cancer
Saturn in Pisces
Uranus in Scorpio
Neptune in Virgo
Pluto in Virgo
Mean Node Taurus
Chiron Pisces
Lilith Pisces
MC Leo

Moon in Scorpio

it's an A11 or nothing chart,
makes me crazy..hehe

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Faith
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posted March 13, 2012 04:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Faith     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Maybe give her a Starbuck's gift certificate? Coffee works for me

I have Taurus South Node. I used to make sandwiches at a convenience store when I was a teenager, and I was so slow at it, one irate customer asked me if I was mentally handicapped.

Things have changed for the better since I became a caffeine addict.

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aquaguy91
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posted March 13, 2012 04:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for aquaguy91     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i have taurus moon and im slow, i guess its just our nature.XD

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Fondue Knight
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posted March 13, 2012 04:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fondue Knight     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Emeraldopal:
Fondue Knight, ahahahaha

I have Libra ascending!

I don't like to waste time..
I'm always 10 minutes
early for every appointment

I'm gonna look at my chart..

It's something I don't
pay attention to...

I listen to my Heart!


I'm gonna say it's Aries and possibly Virgo with you. I have a Virgo Moon and really like efficiency. I also have Sun conj Mars and a Sag ASC in the Aries decan, so I miiiiiight be slightly impatient.

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Fondue Knight
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posted March 13, 2012 04:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fondue Knight     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I have a Taurus NN conjunct Venus. Maybe I'll slow down with age.

@Faith This was my sister after she'd had her coffee. She's absolutely useless beforehand.

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ariesdragon
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posted March 13, 2012 04:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ariesdragon     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Fondue Knight:
I have a Taurus NN conjunct Venus. Maybe I'll slow down with age.

@Faith This was my sister after she'd had her coffee. She's absolutely useless beforehand.


I had good friend like that lmao but I love Taurus!

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s4nd
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posted March 13, 2012 04:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for s4nd     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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tautomer4314
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posted March 13, 2012 04:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for tautomer4314     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Fondue Knight:
My sister also has a complete void of fire in her chart, so I'm sure that doesn't really help my cause much, huh?

I am a taurus, and I am also void of fire. You will NEVER find me putzing around taking my sweet old time to get ready. My absolute worst pet peeve is lateness. I am cronically on time or early. Always. It drives me NUTS when people are too slow!

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Emeraldopal
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posted March 13, 2012 04:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Emeraldopal     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Fondue Knight,

that must be it,
I'm anal about alot of things

butter has to be spread
perfectly even on toast
to all the edges...

the roll of toilet paper
has to be put in, with the
roll coming down off the top, lol

and on and on and on

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ariesdragon
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posted March 13, 2012 04:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ariesdragon     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Omg! Ben Stiller^^ YES! He's soooo awesome!

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ariesdragon
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posted March 13, 2012 04:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ariesdragon     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Lmao

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Fondue Knight
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posted March 13, 2012 04:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fondue Knight     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by tautomer4314:
I am a taurus, and I am also void of fire. You will NEVER find me putzing around taking my sweet old time to get ready. My absolute worst pet peeve is lateness. I am cronically on time or early. Always. It drives me NUTS when people are too slow!


I'm the same way. I'll start getting anxiety if I'm running late. The worst is when I'm running late because of someone (like my sister) holding up the works.

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aquaguy91
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posted March 13, 2012 04:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for aquaguy91     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
slow and steady is not really accepted in todays world, i have had issues in the workplace because of it, i work best at a steady pace,i dont see why its such a bad thing if you work a bit slower you do a better job and you dont make as many mistakes,and best of all you arent completely drained afterwards.

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