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Topic: Pickup lines and just random things each sign would say
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Gem-Gurl
Knowflake Posts: 168
From: Los Angeles, CA
Registered: Mar 2012
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posted April 30, 2012 03:43 AM
  
Im sure this topic has been done to death, but whatever. Were gonna have fun anyway!!! So here are mine!! *note: i made up none of the below. Just found cool lines and matched them to a sign!*Aries: Nice shoes. Wanna fu ck ? Taurus: Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning. Gemini: Its a good thing i have my library card, because im checking you out! Oh, sorry, im reserved for someone else.
Gem2: You might as well sleep with me because im going to tell everyone we did anyway! Cancer: Excuse me can i borrow a quarter? Its an emergency! My mom told me to give her a call the first time i fall in love. Leo: Yeah, its big and if you pet it, it spits. Virgo: Lets make like fabric softner and snuggle. Libra: If beauty was time, you would be eternity. Scorpio: The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.
Scorp2: Nice legs. What time do they open? Sagittarius: Can i read your T- shirt in brail? Capricorn: You know what? Your eyes are the color of my porshe.
Cap2: Hi, i make more money then you can spend. Aquarius: The body is made up of 90% water, and im thirsty. Pisces: I wish i were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
As yall can clearly tell, i dont know all the signs toooo well! So sorry bout that!! I wanna see what yall have got now!!
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Betty Boop
Knowflake Posts: 3339
From: Betty Boop Land
Registered: Sep 2010
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posted April 30, 2012 05:09 AM
  Those are the FUNNIEST ever!!!!!! ever!!! LoL Well done! *claps* The Capricorn one (eye-colour = porshe colour) is my fave haha  I've read other funny random astro things - but they were not as funny as yours. IP: Logged |
Betty Boop
Knowflake Posts: 3339
From: Betty Boop Land
Registered: Sep 2010
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posted April 30, 2012 05:11 AM
Oh I just saw you didn't make them up! But they're hilarious IP: Logged |
starzy54
Knowflake Posts: 403
From: CA
Registered: Feb 2010
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posted April 30, 2012 05:12 AM
I am a sucker for Porsche's! Cap sun 
Aries is hilarious too haha IP: Logged |
Betty Boop
Knowflake Posts: 3339
From: Betty Boop Land
Registered: Sep 2010
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posted April 30, 2012 05:14 AM
I want to do the porsche pick-up line with a Cap guy I know tomorrow lol and see what he says hahaha I bet he'll actually believe I have a porsche for a second lmao IP: Logged |
Gem-Gurl
Knowflake Posts: 168
From: Los Angeles, CA
Registered: Mar 2012
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posted April 30, 2012 05:16 AM
OMG BETTY PLZ DO!!! and you MUST post back his reaction!!!!!!!! Yea, i just went on many random pickup line sites and chose some good one for each sign  wish i was cool enough to have made themm all up!!!IP: Logged |
Betty Boop
Knowflake Posts: 3339
From: Betty Boop Land
Registered: Sep 2010
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posted April 30, 2012 05:26 AM
OK! I'm doing it!! lollllllll
He's my friend so he won't think I'm *actually* picking him up ..... but he might think I have a porsche loll I'll do it really seriously... I'll just make casual/normal convo and then in the midsts of "how are you" etc... I'll be like "you know what? I never noticed this before... but your eyes are exactly the same shade of blue as my porsche" IP: Logged |
Gem-Gurl
Knowflake Posts: 168
From: Los Angeles, CA
Registered: Mar 2012
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posted April 30, 2012 05:52 AM
OK!!! And if you do not re-post what he says i shall hunt you down and!!!!!...... ask you myself hahaIP: Logged |
sand
Knowflake Posts: 3699
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Registered: May 2011
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posted April 30, 2012 06:21 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Gem-Gurl:
Taurus: Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
well for another foodie line i like: "Hey sweet cheeks do fries come with that shake?" - Taurus with aries mercury! did i mention i am blind in one eye from mace? 
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YoursTrulyAlways
Knowflake Posts: 2568
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Registered: Oct 2011
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posted April 30, 2012 06:49 AM
Leo: I would give you a ride, but both my Ferraris are in the shop. How about taking the bus back to my place?IP: Logged |
Sashar
Knowflake Posts: 249
From: Alternate timeline future
Registered: Mar 2012
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posted April 30, 2012 07:30 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Gem-Gurl:
Cap2: Hi, i make more money then you can spend.
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Astrology Activism: The constant strive to not just learn the intricate details of Astrology but the desire to constantly find new ways to prove that it exists in a scientific manner.
Failure to incorporate the later into your work is akin to learning how to cure cancer but not sharing it with anyone. IP: Logged |
JoJo
Knowflake Posts: 269
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Registered: Mar 2011
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posted May 01, 2012 11:01 AM
Those are funny! My current Taurus cooked me dinner on our first date and my past Cancer introduced me to his mom shortly after we met on an airplane and she was at the airport to pick him up. LMAO IP: Logged |
freebrainstorms
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Registered: Sep 2010
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posted May 02, 2012 01:27 AM
lol the only one I really laughed at was Sagittarius, and I don't even know why since I've heard that one before. I love the Aries one too, I've been so tempted to say almost that exact same thing to someone before.
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RedScorp
Knowflake Posts: 1587
From: The Capitol
Registered: Jul 2011
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posted May 02, 2012 01:48 AM
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Originally posted by Gem-Gurl:
Scorpio: The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.
Scorp2: Nice legs. What time do they open?
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Gem-Gurl
Knowflake Posts: 168
From: Los Angeles, CA
Registered: Mar 2012
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posted May 03, 2012 03:24 PM
Haha thx guys!! It took awhile to find the right ones! Im not happy with the Leo one though, i know i could have done better but i was just sooo tired at the time!!! Can yall think of a better one for Leo for me? IP: Logged |
Gem-Gurl
Knowflake Posts: 168
From: Los Angeles, CA
Registered: Mar 2012
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posted May 03, 2012 03:25 PM
Ooooo and Betty Betty Betty!!! Howd it go?? lol i forgot....IP: Logged |
Desiring Shadows
Moderator Posts: 874
From: UNITED STATES, BABY
Registered: Jan 2012
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posted May 03, 2012 03:42 PM
Libra: If beauty was time, you would be eternityI love the Gemini one! Gets you all pumped up and excited, then crushes your soul.. hahaha
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Gem-Gurl
Knowflake Posts: 168
From: Los Angeles, CA
Registered: Mar 2012
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posted May 03, 2012 04:23 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Desiring Shadows:
[b]Libra: If beauty was time, you would be eternityI love the Gemini one! Gets you all pumped up and excited, then crushes your soul.. hahaha
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"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."[/B]
Yes, i am a gemini... think i did that once. But i was just trying to be nice to the guy cuz he liked me!! But i should have just turned him down right away instead of givin false hopes... ( tellin our side of the story!!) Lol IP: Logged |
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