posted February 11, 2013 08:52 AM            

H: Mom are you coming for dinner tonight or tomorrow?

MIL: I don't know yet. Which is better?

H: Doesn't matter. We've got chicken. It can be tonight, that's fine.

MIL: Well maybe tomorrow, we will bring chicken.

H: I'm not sure what we're doing tomorrow but come whenever you want. When will you be here? An hour?

MIL: OK, yeah, not sure yet, we will call you when we're on our way since tonight isn't good for you. We'll bring chicken.

H: OK see ya.

ME: OK, so I've got the dinner all planned for tonight. When will they be here?

H: I really don't know.

ME: (rolling eyes majorly)

posted February 11, 2013 06:23 PM            

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Originally posted by Odette:
Pisces Mercury....

*walks around in the local grocery store*

15 min later...

*still walking around in the store*

shop attendant: "could I help you? what are you after?"

Pisces Merc: "I was looking for a cocktail dress.. something sexy and sassy... maybe in black... or a cool green colour"

shop attendant: "ummmmm this is the grocery store.."

Pisces Merc: "oh yeah.. I know "

shop attendant: "is there something you'd like to purchase in *this* store?"

Pisces Merc: "No. Not really... just browsing... I like walking around.. It helps me think"

*walks off*

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