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MsPrism
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posted August 07, 2013 03:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MsPrism     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hahaha awe. I have ze size D so they'll be comfy, promise!

When someone cries around me, I feel like slowly dissipating into nothingness. I have no idea what to do unless they're my partner but I still get the heebie jeebies no matter what.

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posted August 07, 2013 03:24 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
^^
Reminds me of this guy that stares at his lighter and hovers his hand over it the flame........
Creepy.

I was like what are you doing...
I want to feel....

2 EDGY 4 ME.

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somethingexcellent
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posted August 07, 2013 03:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for somethingexcellent     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Lol! Then we'd be a good pair, MsPrism! I tend to play therapist with crying drunk people if I'm not crying with them haHA! You can slip out the back and continue partying with the non-cryers.

Also, darkness...do you smile freely???? That's probably the most interesting thing, Mr. I'm a big bad Pluto in the First.

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posted August 07, 2013 03:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lunae     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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posted August 07, 2013 03:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I do smile hahaha I was actually trying to tell you that I don't smile like that Gemini moon friend of Lunae but my Pisces mercury messed up .

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posted August 07, 2013 03:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MsPrism     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Haha yes, we would be a good pair then.

I would stay there until they stopped and then make them feel like they're the most fabulous person in the whole place but if I have to say anything I'm like. . .

"You'll. . .you should. . .don't cry, please? I mean, it's not all bad" etc. LMFAO!

When people cry at a party, they need a really good kiss to turn all that emotion sexual and then just burn it off shakin dat ass!

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Jessica2407
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posted August 07, 2013 03:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jessica2407     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
<<<<<< TEQUILA QUEEN

I don't smile, I don't cry. I never get drunk. I tend to make fun without smiling. I just love being in that mood. It can last a whole night.

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posted August 07, 2013 03:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lunae     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
@Anony LOL Well, he's actually a critical degree Aries sun.

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posted August 07, 2013 03:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
@Jess That sounds like a classic Cappy asc.

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posted August 07, 2013 03:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MsPrism     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Omg Jessica, that sounds so friggin hot.

I get all caught up in the "SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS EVERYBOOOOODYYY!" and end up puking

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posted August 07, 2013 03:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for somethingexcellent     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL wow it REALLY messed it up! I came away from that conversation with the idea that you never smiled around people lmfaO!

Now I have to ask...what does everyone drink? I like vodka (look at my location thing!) and sourpuss. Hard lemonade is fun to start with, get a good tipsy going before moving onto big stuff. I don't like beer unless I'm already drunk and can chug it.

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"SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS EVERYBOOOOODYYY!"

F!CK YEAH! Let's get some MUSIC up in this biznatch!

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posted August 07, 2013 03:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MsPrism     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kerosene:
^^
Reminds me of this guy that stares at his lighter and hovers his hand over it the flame........
Creepy.

I was like what are you doing...
I want to feel....

2 EDGY 4 ME.


What you do to that person is snatch the lighter and jump on top of them and hold it an inch away from their face while saying "Let me brand you. . ." *crazy intense eyes*


@S.E.:

I love Gin and Tonic, Southern Comfort, Screwdrivers and sweet shots like a Jelly Donuts but I can scull anything. It's like my super power, put it in front of me and I'll down it. Does that sound sexual or what?!

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posted August 07, 2013 03:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lunae     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I don't like beer, ESPECIALLY when taken with tequila. Please. That lethal combination was the reason why my friends won't ever let me drink again.

Generally, I like hard drinks-- vodka, rhum, tequila. I like mixes, too. My friend made this mix called kryptonite and it's sooo good. one of my favorites.

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posted August 07, 2013 03:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Anyway what does lulz do when he is drunk SE?

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posted August 07, 2013 03:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for somethingexcellent     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
^That question is just bothering you, is it? Answer my question first! What's your drink of choice?

@Lunae; mixes, oh lord. One time I took everything I could, threw it in a glass, mixed it, poured a shot AND...I was just gone. I don't remember what happened next LOL...

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posted August 07, 2013 03:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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^That question is just bothering you, is it? Answer my question first! What's your drink of choice?


I like rhum, now answer my question .

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posted August 07, 2013 03:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lunae     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
@SE OMG That sounds more lethal than Absinthe hahahaha. Has anyone here ever tried Absinthe?

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I like rhum, now answer my question .

Jack Sparrow! HAHA

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posted August 07, 2013 03:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for somethingexcellent     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I bet you just pulled that out of your barracuda butt ...but anyways, I hear he confesses his "feelings". Second hand knowledge though! Only people he's "confessed" to have told me so lol!

Sorry lulz, don't stomp on me with your Tauro hooves !

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posted August 07, 2013 03:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jessica2407     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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@Jess That sounds like a classic Cappy asc.

Really?

Haha. I just love LOOOOOOVE being in that mood. The expressions on people's faces are FUN because they don't know if am making fun or if am serious and they aren't sure if am really drunk or not. REALLY LOVE IT

I drink sminorff ice,tequila, I love amarula too, I really love it! Those bomb cocktails are fun too. I don't take beer. I don't like it much. BUt if am drinking tequila shots, I stay with tequila shots. I don't like mixing it with other alcoholic drinks.When am drinking alcohol, I enjoy it. I don't remember EVER having a bad 'night' or a sick morning.

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posted August 07, 2013 03:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by somethingexcellent:
I bet you just pulled that out of your barracuda butt ...but anyways, I hear he confesses his "feelings". Second hand knowledge though! Only people he's "confessed" to have told me so lol!

Sorry lulz, don't stomp on me with your Tauro hooves !


lmfao I tend to do that too , I can't even remember it and next day someone tells me and I am like "who? me? when? " .

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posted August 07, 2013 03:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lunae     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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lmfao I tend to do that too , I can't even remember it and next day someone tells me and I am like "who? me? when? " .

Poor girls, they have my sympathy hahahaha

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posted August 07, 2013 03:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for somethingexcellent     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I hit on people's mums...

@Jessica; I have puked before but it's abnormal for me. I'm also never hung over, just kinda tired and greasy feeling haha!

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posted August 07, 2013 03:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for markpattinson902     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I feel the same way about my moon zodic sign. I have sun in libra and moon in gemini. I definitely resonate with my moon sign. The sun is the soul and the moon is the mind from which you express the inner you.There may be other aspects in your chart that could explain why you feel a connection to aquarius.

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posted August 07, 2013 03:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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I hit on people's mums...


hahahaha you got a thing for mums?

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posted August 07, 2013 04:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for somethingexcellent     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I think I do...I am a worker bee and if I can find a queen bee, I flock lol! I'm a bit of a lapdog...

How about you, what do you prey on?

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