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Topic: Zodiac stereotype stories
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Kerosene unregistered
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posted August 06, 2013 09:49 PM
We share stereotypical zodiac stories!My college friends are staying over this week and I got some grub for two of my friends. My pisces friend went out for a bit. I told my taurus sun/moon friend to give him the burger when he gets back After a long bath I find my pisces friend is hungry... Apparently the double taurus ate his burger and told him that there was nothing for him. Greedy b*stard lmfaoo. The pisces was being a push over as usual. Finally the taurus offered to prepare him a meal... Moral of the story, don't leave free food around a Taurus... IP: Logged |
StarlightSmileSupreme Knowflake Posts: 9168 From: neptune Registered: Nov 2012
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posted August 06, 2013 09:53 PM
Might as well buy a large pizza and give the entire thing to the Taurus It's only fair.IP: Logged |
Kerosene unregistered
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posted August 06, 2013 09:57 PM
I've seen him eat an entire large pizza....Burger and fries is enough for me....damn.. IP: Logged |
themischievousone Knowflake Posts: 603 From: Registered: Feb 2013
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posted August 07, 2013 01:31 AM
quote: Originally posted by Kerosene:
Moral of the story, don't leave free food around a Taurus...
That is too funny. One of my old co-workers was the stereotypical Taurus types with food. I would have to keep chocolate at my desk just to keep him quiet/awake/happy/working (this info shared to me by another co-worker before I got stuck sitting with him). He always looked like he was grazing when he ate it. IP: Logged |
Kerosene unregistered
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posted August 07, 2013 01:41 AM
Taurus girls are really feminine and put together but the guys do remind me of docile cows.Ironically I'm a Vedic taurus.... D: IP: Logged |
lulz unregistered
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posted August 07, 2013 02:32 AM
This thread is BS!IP: Logged |
anonymidarkness Knowflake Posts: 5452 From: Registered: Aug 2012
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posted August 07, 2013 02:34 AM
^^ WOuld you've eaten the burger lulz?IP: Logged |
Lunae Knowflake Posts: 2251 From: Registered: Dec 2012
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posted August 07, 2013 02:35 AM
quote: Originally posted by Kerosene: Taurus girls are really feminine and put together but the guys do remind me of docile cows.Ironically I'm a Vedic taurus.... D:
Docile cows? People in my life who fit into the stereotype are Leos. and Pisceseans. My dad and bro are both Leos. I can compare them with Mufasa and Simba haha XD
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lulz unregistered
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posted August 07, 2013 02:37 AM
quote: Originally posted by anonymidarkness: ^^ WOuld you've eaten the burger lulz?
Yeah it has happened. IP: Logged |
Barbiegirl19 unregistered
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posted August 07, 2013 02:37 AM
My mum is a Taurus and she is the least thing on this planet from feminine lol. She sounds just like the docile cows you guys are talking about lolIP: Logged |
anonymidarkness Knowflake Posts: 5452 From: Registered: Aug 2012
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posted August 07, 2013 02:38 AM
quote: Originally posted by lulz: Yeah it has happened.
I have Taurus SN, I can relate . IP: Logged |
somethingexcellent Knowflake Posts: 4122 From: vodka fine, I'm so divine Registered: Nov 2012
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posted August 07, 2013 02:39 AM
All the Pisces I know are drunks. I show up a little late and one's already crying on someone's shoulder... IP: Logged |
Kerosene unregistered
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posted August 07, 2013 02:39 AM
Yeah taurus guys are really nice and approachable and like eating!You can milk them, they won't mind... Yeah it's super easy to detect a leo! I've met a lot of pisces that don't look or behave like the stereotype. They're ruled by the 12th house/neptune they'e really elusive. They do like to party thou and get drunk... A lot of ke$ha esque pisces too. IP: Logged |
anonymidarkness Knowflake Posts: 5452 From: Registered: Aug 2012
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posted August 07, 2013 02:40 AM
they are emotional creatures you know IP: Logged |
Barbiegirl19 unregistered
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posted August 07, 2013 02:40 AM
quote: Originally posted by somethingexcellent: All the Pisces I know are drunks. I show up a little late and one's already crying on someone's shoulder...
Sounds more like Taurus. They may not be crying but they are damn sure already on the 5th beer IP: Logged |
lulz unregistered
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posted August 07, 2013 02:44 AM
This is not a taurus bashing thread! IP: Logged |
somethingexcellent Knowflake Posts: 4122 From: vodka fine, I'm so divine Registered: Nov 2012
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posted August 07, 2013 02:44 AM
Do you ever drunk cry, nymiii~~~~? I know what lulz does when he's drunk... IP: Logged |
anonymidarkness Knowflake Posts: 5452 From: Registered: Aug 2012
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posted August 07, 2013 02:45 AM
No haha. IP: Logged |
Lunae Knowflake Posts: 2251 From: Registered: Dec 2012
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posted August 07, 2013 02:45 AM
quote: Originally posted by somethingexcellent: All the Pisces I know are drunks. I show up a little late and one's already crying on someone's shoulder...
*raises hand* ehrm. Guilty. IP: Logged |
anonymidarkness Knowflake Posts: 5452 From: Registered: Aug 2012
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posted August 07, 2013 02:46 AM
What do you do when you are drunk lulz? IP: Logged |
somethingexcellent Knowflake Posts: 4122 From: vodka fine, I'm so divine Registered: Nov 2012
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posted August 07, 2013 02:48 AM
^It's okay Lunae I drunk cry too... I'm the kinda drunk whose mood is influenced by others so if she's crying then I'll start crying and it's just lots of water lmfao!EDIT! I kind of want to make an alcohol thread... IP: Logged |
anonymidarkness Knowflake Posts: 5452 From: Registered: Aug 2012
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posted August 07, 2013 02:50 AM
^^ Water, water everywhere IP: Logged |
Lunae Knowflake Posts: 2251 From: Registered: Dec 2012
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posted August 07, 2013 02:52 AM
I'm the kind of drunk you don't ever want drunk again.. like ever hahaha. Annoying, in the least hahahaIP: Logged |
anonymidarkness Knowflake Posts: 5452 From: Registered: Aug 2012
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posted August 07, 2013 02:52 AM
quote: Originally posted by somethingexcellent:
EDIT! I kind of want to make an alcohol thread...
This thread has already transformed into alcohol thread. Not surprising as except lulz all of us are mercurial, his NN can help him though. IP: Logged |
Kerosene unregistered
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posted August 07, 2013 02:53 AM
I get really slutty and tired..... Also I tend to swipe things... personal things..IP: Logged |