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Kerosene
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posted August 06, 2013 09:49 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
We share stereotypical zodiac stories!

My college friends are staying over this week and I got some grub for two of my friends.

My pisces friend went out for a bit.
I told my taurus sun/moon friend to give him the burger when he gets back

After a long bath I find my pisces friend is hungry...
Apparently the double taurus ate his burger and told him that there was nothing for him.
Greedy b*stard lmfaoo.

The pisces was being a push over as usual.
Finally the taurus offered to prepare him a meal...

Moral of the story, don't leave free food around a Taurus...

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StarlightSmileSupreme
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posted August 06, 2013 09:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for StarlightSmileSupreme     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Might as well buy a large pizza and give the entire thing to the Taurus
It's only fair.

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Kerosene
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posted August 06, 2013 09:57 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I've seen him eat an entire large pizza....

Burger and fries is enough for me....damn..

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posted August 07, 2013 01:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for themischievousone     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kerosene:

Moral of the story, don't leave free food around a Taurus...


That is too funny.

One of my old co-workers was the stereotypical Taurus types with food. I would have to keep chocolate at my desk just to keep him quiet/awake/happy/working (this info shared to me by another co-worker before I got stuck sitting with him).

He always looked like he was grazing when he ate it.

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Kerosene
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posted August 07, 2013 01:41 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Taurus girls are really feminine and put together but the guys do remind me of docile cows.

Ironically I'm a Vedic taurus.... D:

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lulz
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posted August 07, 2013 02:32 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This thread is BS!

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posted August 07, 2013 02:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
^^ WOuld you've eaten the burger lulz?

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posted August 07, 2013 02:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lunae     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kerosene:
Taurus girls are really feminine and put together but the guys do remind me of docile cows.

Ironically I'm a Vedic taurus.... D:


Docile cows?

People in my life who fit into the stereotype are Leos. and Pisceseans.

My dad and bro are both Leos. I can compare them with Mufasa and Simba haha XD

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lulz
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posted August 07, 2013 02:37 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by anonymidarkness:
^^ WOuld you've eaten the burger lulz?

Yeah it has happened.

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Barbiegirl19
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posted August 07, 2013 02:37 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My mum is a Taurus and she is the least thing on this planet from feminine lol. She sounds just like the docile cows you guys are talking about lol

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posted August 07, 2013 02:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by lulz:
Yeah it has happened.

I have Taurus SN, I can relate .

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somethingexcellent
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posted August 07, 2013 02:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for somethingexcellent     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
All the Pisces I know are drunks. I show up a little late and one's already crying on someone's shoulder...

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Kerosene
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posted August 07, 2013 02:39 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yeah taurus guys are really nice and approachable and like eating!

You can milk them, they won't mind...

Yeah it's super easy to detect a leo!
I've met a lot of pisces that don't look or behave like the stereotype.
They're ruled by the 12th house/neptune they'e really elusive.
They do like to party thou and get drunk...
A lot of ke$ha esque pisces too.

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posted August 07, 2013 02:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
they are emotional creatures you know

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Originally posted by somethingexcellent:
All the Pisces I know are drunks. I show up a little late and one's already crying on someone's shoulder...

Sounds more like Taurus. They may not be crying but they are damn sure already on the 5th beer

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lulz
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posted August 07, 2013 02:44 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This is not a taurus bashing thread!

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posted August 07, 2013 02:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for somethingexcellent     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Do you ever drunk cry, nymiii~~~~?

I know what lulz does when he's drunk...

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posted August 07, 2013 02:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
No haha.

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Lunae
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posted August 07, 2013 02:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lunae     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by somethingexcellent:
All the Pisces I know are drunks. I show up a little late and one's already crying on someone's shoulder...

*raises hand* ehrm. Guilty.

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anonymidarkness
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posted August 07, 2013 02:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What do you do when you are drunk lulz?

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posted August 07, 2013 02:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for somethingexcellent     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
^It's okay Lunae I drunk cry too... I'm the kinda drunk whose mood is influenced by others so if she's crying then I'll start crying and it's just lots of water lmfao!

EDIT! I kind of want to make an alcohol thread...

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posted August 07, 2013 02:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
^^ Water, water everywhere

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Lunae
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posted August 07, 2013 02:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lunae     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm the kind of drunk you don't ever want drunk again.. like ever hahaha. Annoying, in the least hahaha

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posted August 07, 2013 02:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by somethingexcellent:

EDIT! I kind of want to make an alcohol thread...


This thread has already transformed into alcohol thread. Not surprising as except lulz all of us are mercurial, his NN can help him though.

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Kerosene
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posted August 07, 2013 02:53 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I get really slutty and tired.....
Also I tend to swipe things...
personal things..

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