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Kerosene
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posted May 07, 2014 11:58 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kerosene     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Do you have any?
They are crazy.

like people mars square jupiter are so sexual.
So they can be promiscuous

I have venus jupiter and i kinda crave affection..
I'm not promiscuous but very amorous

i think two people who have these aspects that meet each other I think it would be perfect balance...

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LeeLoo2014
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posted May 07, 2014 12:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LeeLoo2014     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
There's an article somewhere about Mars square Jupiter being...ahem...well-endowed. LOL

Although my ex: quite the opposite ...Mars square Jupiter with Jupiter in 8th LOL

I have Venus opp Jupiter crossing Pluto Man's Mars opp Neptune.
Interestingly, I have Venus square Neptune in natal, he has Venus sextile Neptune/Mars opp Neptune in natal; I have Venus opp Jupiter in natal, he has Mars square Jupiter in natal.

Pluto Man has the same Mars square Jupiter as my ex, hopefully with different consequences

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posted May 07, 2014 12:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LeeLoo2014     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Here's the article, I hope it's not too "hot" for lindaland LOL

Astrology can give us tremendous insight into a variety of things about a man. What he finds beautiful, how he expresses his emotions, how he dresses, etc.. But can astrology determine whether your crush or boyfriend is packing heat? I say "yes"!

By observing the natal charts of ​famous, "well-hung" men, I identified key astrological factors that relate to the size of a man's "member".

There were a few planets and houses I knew I'd have to look out for:​

Mars: Represents the penis
The 8th house: represents the genitals; the ruler of this house would also relate to the genitals.
Pluto: the natural ruler of the 8th house, which also rules the genitals.

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One of the most common natal chart factors I found in the charts of "well-hung" men was a strong Mars-Jupiter connection. In astrology, Mars represents the penis, while Jupiter represents "expansion" and "abundance". You get the drift. Liam Neeson has his Mars in Scorpio opposite his Jupiter in Taurus. Jay-Z's Mars in Aquarius is trine his Jupiter in Libra. Wilt Chamberlain's Mars in Leo is trine his Jupiter in Sagittarius. Colin Farrell's Jupiter is square his Mars in the 8th house- oh, my!

​Outer planets in the 8th house, ​especially Mars, Pluto, and Jupiter may indicate a strong "endowment". Mars and Pluto are accidentally dignified (i.e. "strong") if placed in the 8th house. In other words, Mars and Pluto (which represent the genitals) gather "strength" in this house, which explains why men with this placement are often "well-endowed". Jupiter, as mentioned before, is the planet of "expansion". This energy in the house of genitalia could also lend itself to having a large member. Tommy Lee has Mars in the 8th house. So does Colin Farrell.

Ruler of the 8th house in hard aspect to Jupiter: As mentioned earlier, the 8th house rules the genitals, thus the ruler ofthe 8th house often describes the genitalia. In strong aspect to the planet of "expansion", a large member is often indicated. The ruler of John Holmes' 8th house, Venus, is closely conjunct his Jupiter in the 6th house. Anthony Kiedis has Jupiter square his 8th house ruler, Venus.


http://astrolady.wix.com/astrolady#!is-he-packing-or-does-he-fall-short/c1hjm

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I'm so cappy
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posted May 07, 2014 12:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for I'm so cappy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Thanks for this priceless info

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Kerosene
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posted May 07, 2014 12:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kerosene     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Omg that is funny..
what signs were they?

Mars in cancer though
I see y'all packing.

My friend has Venus opposite Jupiter she is a lot of fun.

But you gonna this thread closed girl...

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posted May 07, 2014 12:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for I'm so cappy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I have Venus opposite Jupiter too. What a fail

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posted May 07, 2014 12:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LeeLoo2014     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Kerosene:

But you gonna this thread closed girl...


Why? It's priceless information, as Cappy says

For my ex? He had Mars in Sag 5th house square Jupiter in Pisces 8th house. It was tiny! amazingly, especially with Mars in Sag, you would expect something more "horse-likish" LOL (now they're gonna close the thread)

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posted May 07, 2014 12:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kerosene     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Idk I can see it you are a lot of fun!

my s.o has Venus in Aries opposite Jupiter in Libra!

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posted May 07, 2014 12:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kerosene     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by LeeLoo2014:
Why? It's priceless information, as Cappy says

For my ex? He had Mars in Sag 5th house square Jupiter in Pisces 8th house. It was tiny! amazingly, especially with Mars in Sag, you would expect something more "horse-likish" LOL (now they're gonna close the thread)


I see ya craving some D..

Yeah Idk I wanted to talk about jupiter squares because nobody every talks about them..

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posted May 07, 2014 12:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for FireMoon     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I love Jupiter

Venus square Jupiter people are always so damn attractive from what I've noticed...

quote:
Originally posted by LeeLoo2014:
I have Venus opp Jupiter crossing his Mars opp Neptune

What sign is you Venus opp Jupiter? I have this too and am really curious lol

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posted May 07, 2014 12:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LeeLoo2014     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Kerosene:
I see ya craving some D..

Yeah Idk I wanted to talk about jupiter squares because nobody every talks about them..


Hahahaha Kerosene, why did you get all prudish all of a sudden? It doesn't sound like you LOL

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posted May 07, 2014 12:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for I'm so cappy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kerosene:
Idk I can see it you are a lot of fun!

quote:
It was tiny!

And you didn't kick him out the moment you saw it? You were too good to him


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posted May 07, 2014 12:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LeeLoo2014     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by I'm so cappy:

[QUOTE]It was tiny!



And you didn't kick him out the moment you saw it? You were too good to him

[/QUOTE]

LOL
I tried to love his heart and mind instead, it didn't work out...not much in there either

Seriously now, it really was...one of those cases

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posted May 07, 2014 12:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kerosene     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by LeeLoo2014:
Hahahaha Kerosene, why did you get all prudish all of a sudden? It doesn't sound like you LOL

cause thread is gonna get closed but also Im on adderall so idk Im very focused on ****

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posted May 07, 2014 12:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kerosene     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Omg girls don't ever do that..

Bruh woulds probs off himself from shame.

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posted May 07, 2014 12:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LeeLoo2014     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by FireMoon:
I love Jupiter

Venus square Jupiter people are always so damn attractive from what I've noticed...

What sign is you Venus opp Jupiter? I have this too and am really curious lol


My Venus in Virgo opp Jupiter in Pisces You?

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posted May 07, 2014 12:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for I'm so cappy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kerosene:
Omg girls don't ever do that..

Bruh woulds probs off himself from shame.


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posted May 07, 2014 12:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LeeLoo2014     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by I'm so cappy:
I have Venus opposite Jupiter too. What a fail


Beautiful, funny and rich

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posted May 07, 2014 12:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LeeLoo2014     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What's the fuss...it's an important topic...right, girls?

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posted May 07, 2014 12:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for FireMoon     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by LeeLoo2014:
My Venus in Virgo opp Jupiter in Pisces You?

Aqua opposite Leo

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posted May 07, 2014 12:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for FireMoon     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Kerosene:
cause thread is gonna get closed but also Im on adderall so idk Im very focused on ****

Hey random tangent.. My real name is Addie and I'm prescribed adderall (conned my way into it)

This is me not sleeping for longer than naturally possible lol

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posted May 07, 2014 12:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kerosene     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

YOU SOOO BAD..

when guys see one its like

A MOMENT OF SILENCE...

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posted May 07, 2014 12:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LeeLoo2014     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Kerosene:

YOU SOOO BAD..

for guys its like when you see a little pecker at the lockerr oom your just like...

A MOMENT OF SILENCE...


a glance in the locker room and living with "it" are entirely two different things

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posted May 07, 2014 12:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for I'm so cappy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'd be disappointed with a microscopic equipment but I'd try not to destroy my bf's self-esteem...I really hope I wouldn't have to deal with a nanopeen if I got to that place.

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posted May 07, 2014 12:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for cappy1277     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kerosene:
Do you have any?
They are crazy.

like people mars square jupiter are so sexual.
So they can be promiscuous

I have venus jupiter and i kinda crave affection..
I'm not promiscuous but very amorous

i think two people who have these aspects that meet each other I think it would be perfect balance...


Interesting...I have venus square jupiter and ascendant and my S.O. has jupiter square mars....seems fitting so far of your description

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