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Aunt Anomalia
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posted May 12, 2015 04:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Aunt Anomalia     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Finish the sentence^

...in a dream you want to know the time of the meeting with a dream person to check the event chart.

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EmGem
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posted May 12, 2015 06:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for EmGem     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
you check someone's 'Contact and Basic Info' on their facebook page so you can get synastring

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posted May 12, 2015 06:31 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by EmGem:
you check someone's 'Contact and Basic Info' on their facebook page so you can get synastring

lol I've done that

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posted May 12, 2015 06:33 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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EmGem
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posted May 12, 2015 06:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for EmGem     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
but it's annoying when they don't include their year

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midnightvenus
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posted May 12, 2015 06:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for midnightvenus     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by EmGem:
but it's annoying when they don't include their year

When they don't include the year, I check their timeline on the day of the birthday.
There's always someone who mentions how old they're turning lol

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EmGem
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posted May 12, 2015 06:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for EmGem     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by midnightvenus:
When they don't include the year, I check their timeline on the day of the birthday.
There's always someone who mentions how old they're turning lol

haha! i do that too....just quietly lol

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confusedaseff
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posted May 12, 2015 10:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for confusedaseff     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
when you straight up ask people to ring their mothers to get their birth times

lol

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Geminiyoungster
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posted May 12, 2015 10:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Geminiyoungster     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Aunt Anomalia:
Finish the sentence^

...in a dream you want to know the time of the meeting with a dream person to check the event chart.


When you start talking about it in conversations and people are like huh? And going on astrotheme to look up celebrity birth charts.

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next to neptune
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posted May 12, 2015 03:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for next to neptune     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
...when you catch yourself thinking "that's such a scorpio( or other sign) thing to say" and find out that it's their actual sign (or their moon/venus/dominant sign)

...when the first thing you do whenever you get home from job/school is checking out something astrology related

...when you have a really bad day, you go home and check your daily chart just to find out it's some stupid transit and you blame that transit for making you feel a certain way

...when you even check out your new pets birth chart

...when you check out whoever you have been in close contact with during the days birth chart (if you know their birthday)

... when you scroll down their facebook page, google them or do whatever it takes to get to know their birthday and age

.... when you kinda make up some really stupid story just to be able to ask a person what time on the day they were born, like you make up any extremely clever and creative way to ask them without them ever realising that it was astrology related (and you feel like a truly professional detective)


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ReadingTheStars95
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posted May 12, 2015 03:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ReadingTheStars95     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by next to neptune:
...when you catch yourself thinking "that's such a scorpio( or other sign) thing to say" and find out that it's their actual sign (or their moon/venus/dominant sign)

...when the first thing you do whenever you get home from job/school is checking out something astrology related

...when you have a really bad day, you go home and check your daily chart just to find out it's some stupid transit and you blame that transit for making you feel a certain way

...when you even check out your new pets birth chart

...when you check out whoever you have been in close contact with during the days birth chart (if you know their birthday)

... when you scroll down their facebook page, google them or do whatever it takes to get to know their birthday and age

.... when you kinda make up some really stupid story just to be able to ask a person what time on the day they were born, like you make up any extremely clever and creative way to ask them without them ever realising that it was astrology related (and you feel like a truly professional detective)


Hahahahaha.. That last one.

Haha..

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Eirlys
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posted May 12, 2015 03:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Eirlys     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
When you always have window open on phone for Astro

to refer to those already in there-- or anyone

you may need to add.


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NeptunianSag
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posted May 12, 2015 03:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for NeptunianSag     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
When you keep reloading the forum page waiting for a new topic to appear.

When you actually check your horoscope daily.

When you associate anything going wrong in your life with Saturn and Pluto. Car broke down? Blame it on Saturn and feel better for the reason things were going wrong.


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Ami Anne
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posted May 12, 2015 03:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
When you can't sleep, you smile and think about how aspects go together

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Gabby
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posted May 12, 2015 03:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gabby     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by confusedaseff:
when you straight up ask people to ring their mothers to get their birth times

lol


I do that!!

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Gabby
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posted May 12, 2015 04:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gabby     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
When on a first date, the person seems way into you but your not feeling it.....you wonder if his Pluto is squaring something if yours and he's going to get weird or obsessive.
So you tell them your going to read their chart for them just for fun....but your actually checking out your synastry with them to see what's going on and if you want to go out again or cut the date off early.

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posted May 12, 2015 04:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for next to neptune     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by ReadingTheStars95:
Hahahahaha.. That last one.

Haha..


Yeah it's not an easy one, but I've tried this with 2 guys I was interested in, and it worked lol... a 3rd one I asked found out it was astrology related and thought I was a weirdo-hippie lol... so watch your steps on this one (unless you don't mind being an actual weirdo-hippie)

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posted May 12, 2015 04:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for next to neptune     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Gabby:
When on a first date, when the person seems really into you but your not sure....so you tell them your going to read their chart for them....as you do your actually checking out your synastry with them to decide if you want to go out again or cut the date off early.

wooow, do you even get to go on dates with anyone, if you do this with them? I think it would just scare any guy away, really

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YellowGerbera
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posted May 12, 2015 04:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for YellowGerbera     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Omg this thread so awesome!! I'm laughing out loud!!! I've done similar stuff to what's already being said here. Too funny!!

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Peluches
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posted May 12, 2015 04:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Peluches     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
... when astro.com reminds you too often that you've reached the 100 charts limit and you end up creating other accounts.

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PlutoSurvivor
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posted May 13, 2015 07:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PlutoSurvivor     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
... You miss a day of transits or LG and find yourself having withdrawal symptoms.

... You write songs about astrology and sing them at every jam session you attend.

... You won't date someone because your composite shows the relationship isn't going to last.

... Your family members, who do not believe in astrology, ask you to give readings to their friends.

... People around you begin to use astrological terms in conversations with you.

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Gabby
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posted May 13, 2015 08:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gabby     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by next to neptune:
wooow, do you even get to go on dates with anyone, if you do this with them? I think it would just scare any guy away, really

Yes...i do get to go on dates, guys like me! Nope, nobodies been scared away yet. Usually they want me to use astrology to prove we are soulmates. 😛
I teach an astrology class, so they think I'm doing something special for them that everyone else has to pay for. They love it!
With Pluto sitting on my AC conjunct Venus and everyone in my age group also has their Pluto conjunct my Venus I get a lot of stalker type ppl, esp if they have a lot of cap or cancer squaring my Pluto/Venus/AC.
It's scary dating with these aspects because ppl think they are in love instantly and get really weird if you don't feel the same. If I give them a chance to get close to me, I end up with a major issue trying to get rid of them. I seriously end up with stalkers.
That's why I don't care what they think if they are talking about love, babies, how we are soulmates or moving in together on the first date I'm checking their chart to see what's up....it's rarely ever good news. I'm going to protect myself by looking it up!

If the relationship looks to have solid foundation, other aspects that support a healthy happy long term relationship, I'll hang out and see how it goes. If they don't and it's all psycho obsession due to squares, I run....those guys get weird really quick.
My own Eros/Valentine squares my Pluto/AC so if they have something sitting on my Valentine/Eros they believe they are in love immediately and the square to my Pluto intensifies it into a dangerous place at times, esp with cap, cancer and aries(some very direct overbearing and potentially manipulative signs to deal with) are in hard aspect to my AC/Pluto/Venus.

I actually had one stalk me via internet find out where I lived, came to my house, walked in my front door and walked through my house until he found my room...I was I'm there cleaning out my closet....he stood there until I came out of my closet and then said "Hi!"(he had aries Mars/cap Venus)

After I freaked out on him and threatened to get a restraining order, he disappeared.
Then this same guy 6months later made up a fake FB account, befriended all my friends and then befriended me....he was very active being my "friend" always commenting on anything n everything and then tried to start a long distance relationship with me. He said he'd lost his wife to cancer. We spoke for a bit until things just seemed to off and I ended it. Then found out who he really was....ugh!
Seriously this guy still shows up all over the place. I've since moved and changed my name!

I've had at least 3 guys get seriously strange so I don't give an inch anymore and could care less if they get offended if I look up their chart because they are creeping me out, of course I don't tell them I'm looking them up because they are creeping me out, lol!

It makes it convient that I teach a class on astrology they don't think it's a bad thing, I've had guys literally, in front of me call their mom for me to get their birth time, lol!!

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posted May 14, 2015 08:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Seimei     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Aunt Anomalia:
Finish the sentence^

...in a dream you want to know the time of the meeting with a dream person to check the event chart.


When you check the time to the second when you hear the mailbox door shut, when you run into someone you haven't seen in months, when
you hear screech followed by BAM, and know there was a car wreck 3 blocks from home, or firetrucks blaring in a close-by neighborhood , nearly anything causing you to look at your watch and throwing up a chart AS SOO AS YOU GET TO YOUR DESK. YIP


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Gemini30
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posted May 14, 2015 08:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gemini30     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by midnightvenus:
When they don't include the year, I check their timeline on the day of the birthday.
There's always someone who mentions how old they're turning lol


Omg!! I always check for someone to "spill the beans!!"

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Gemini30
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posted May 14, 2015 08:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gemini30     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
When you finesse your way to getting their birth times without looking like a weirdo!

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