posted June 22, 2015 06:03 PM            

And then he said that his ex/partner/baby mama- whatever threatened him again with child support if he left her so he had to move with her to the new house. (They have 3 children together but she had 6 before they met.) Then he mentioned that they've been together for years and this is the type of stuff she has and still does to him. Then he said that he wanted to write me a letter explaining everything but he didn't want anyone to find it and that he thinks I'm so cool.

posted June 22, 2015 06:58 PM            

He's got baggage and THEN some.

posted June 23, 2015 06:04 PM            

LiquidEmotion, the biggest favor this guy could ever do for you is to swim away and stay gone.

posted June 23, 2015 06:52 PM            

You have to read this:

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THE PISCES B*STARD
To put it mildly, Pisces is a pathological liar: If you don’t believe us, try
this little quiz:
1. The Pisces b*stard you love refuses to look you straight in the eye when
he answers a slightly tricky question.
True / False?
2. He tries to avoid answering tricky questions whenever humanly possible.
True / False?
3. He says he loves you madly and has done at least one thing to prove it.
True / False?
If you answered True to any of the above, you are not dating a Pisces b*stard.
Either that, or you are a Pisces ******* , and you’re doing this quiz just to prove us right.
Because he’s at the @rse-end of the zodiac, Pisces is often referred to as the
astrological “rubbish tip”. What this means is he has a little bit of all the other star sign b*stards in him, which makes him a b*stard 12 times over. This in turn means he’s obliged to tell massive fibs so you won’t find out the awful truth.
When we first meet someone we like, its only natural to pretend to be something we are not. Otherwise none of us would get a date. However, it’s to what extent the truth is stretched, that separates the rest of the world from Pisces. For instance, you might be a bus conductor, but pretend you actually drive the bus. This is called a “gross exaggeration”. Pisces, however, will be the bus driver, and pretend it’s a really interesting job. This is called an “appalling lie”.
The lies he tells to make himself look better, are not to be confused with the little white ones he tells to protect your feelings (although how he can confuse his @rse with your feelings is a complete mystery to us).

When you accuse him of buying a house with his ex-girlfriend, he will deny it – even though you’re holding the deeds enclosed with his ‘n’ hers names. Instead he will say the real estate agent must have made a typing error. When you look at him in utter disbelief he’ll say, okay then, he bought it by accident. When you fall about laughing maniacally, he’ll whine that it wasn’t his fault – it was yours – and, besides, she made him do it.
But it’s the pointless fib he tells which will really have you reaching for a gun. Pisces will tell you he watched an art house film, when what he really did was sleep through it. He’ll say he had a chicken and salad sandwich, when he actually had a ham and salad sandwich. Why? Who the hell knows? We’re not psychologists. Go and ask his.
Fortunately, whilst Pisces was blessed with natural-born cunning and deceit, God denied him long-term vision. So even he can lie through his teeth to his little hearts content, he won’t have the foresight to remember what he said he did, who he said he did it to, and why he did it to her in the first place. This means that you will always find him out.
Obviously, the quicker off the mark you are, the sooner you’ll spot the yawning chasm between fact and fiction, and the faster you can drop him. Because, to be honest, once the initial thrill of catching him out wears off, you begin to resent being a full-time-lie-detector on legs.
It goes without saying, Pisces only lies when he opens his mouth. This is why he isn’t normally talkative. He figures if he doesn’t talk, he can’t lie – thus saving you and him a lot of unnecessary grief. His impressive evasive techniques aren’t limited to verbal exchanges however. He also figures if he avoids you on a physical level, you won’t see him for the truly gutless wonder he is.
Unfortunately this means he’ll never be there for you when you actually do have need for him. Don’t be upset when he misses the birth of your first child. He’ll either have been waylaid because he forgot to put petrol in the car (and petrol is a real and tangible thing whereby he is not), or he’s deliberately avoiding it, because you might leave him holding the baby.
He’s a loser. So why don’t you kill him? Well, there’s the mandatory life sentence to consider. And there’s the community outrage to take into account – after all, everybody loves a Pisces b*stard. He’s so bloody nice and kind, he makes Mother Theresa want to throw up. Naturally, you end up looking like Lucrezia Borgia on a bad day, whilst he’s busy perfecting his saint in situ look.
Truth be known though, Pisces spends a lot of time thinking about how caring and sharing he is, he rarely has time to act upon it. That’s why he is so sweet and tolerant. He never criticises your own foibles, because if he does, you can do likewise back to him (which you’ll do anyway, just so you can perpetuate the
myth about how he’s the Second Coming and you’re a complete cow).
Let’s be honest here, his passive-aggressive ways could test the patience of Gandhi. The innate ability of Pisces to sit and do and say nothing for years at a time means all decisions are made for him. By you. Which he loves, especially as most of them are to his detriment (i.e. you leave him) and he’s such a consummate martyr. How else can he feel legitimately sorry for himself and get everyone else to do likewise?
“Everyone else” is all his ex-wives and ex-girlfriends, whom he hasn’t quite let go, because he hates to get rid of the past. Take the “pack” out of “packrat” and its Pisces. He’ll keep some of the Polaroids, most of the love letters and all of the bits of fluff. Real astrologers misconstrue this as his intensely romantic nature. Unless we’re missing something here, we’re obliged to say, it’s all inside his head. Don’t expect to be deluged with expensive flowers, perfume or engagement rings unless he’s just told a whopper, and you’ve just found out. Sweet nothings are all you’ll get.
With a straight face and without missing a beat (yes, we’ve learnt from the best), we can honestly say it’s not surprising Pisces is known as the zodiacs biggest heartbreaker. Indeed, self-help books abound to help you try and get over him. Here’s one for starters:
Lie back in your chair. Take a deep breath and count to ten, you are now feeling calmer – so imagine you’re still in love with Pisces … Now bloody well wake up!

HOW TO SPOT ONE
Your typical Pisces b*stard often has light blue or green eyes. This is God's small way of helping you to spot pupil dilation more easily when he's telling you a bold-faced lie. He'll also have small hands and feet - you will later note these are in direct proportion to his spine, brain, and everything else that matters.
WHERE TO FIND ONE
On a cross feeling sorry for himself. In a Buddhist monastery attempting to stay celibate. Undergoing cosmetic surgery at regular intervals to have his nose reduced.
HOW TO INTRIGUE ONE
Take drugs, screw around, and behave badly in public. Then blame it all on your sad, truly pathetic upbringing. This will make him feel better about his own shortcomings while at the same time make him want to save you in the vain hope you will look up to him for the rest of your life.
THE FIRST DATE
If you must go anywhere decent, organize it yourself. Otherwise you'll end up walking for miles looking for this really excellent Chinese restaurant he's been to and knows is somewhere. Round the corner.
WHEN TO DO THE DEED
When he's drunk. When his girlfriend isn't looking. When he feels like it. Don't be surprised when you get charged with date rape in the morning if he regrets what he's done (i.e., if his girlfriend finds out).
WHEN TO POP THE QUESTION
Don't. While your average Pisces b*stard quite likes the idea of love ever after, he isn't equipped to deal with harsh realities like showing up at the chapel on time, swearing on the Bible, and saying "I do" when he patently never does.
IF HE DUMPS YOU
He won't as this would mean he'd have to be responsible for his own actions. Instead he'll engineer it so you have to do it for him - that is, he'll act so unavailable you'll be convinced you aren't going out with him anymore so therefore it's okay if you sleep with someone else. This affords him the right to be duly devastated and hump all his old flames in an attempt to get on with his life.
IF YOU DUMP HIM
You'll play right into his martyr complex. In a cloud of self-denial, he'll start spending quality time with you by following you around in an unmarked car; he'll actually initiate phone calls for the first time ever (but hang up when you answer); and he'll take daring risks for once in his life by appearing at your apartment balcony without use of elevator or stairs. The only thing to do is tell him you love him, all is forgiven, and you'd like to be the mother of his children. You won't see him for dust. Trust us.

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- "How to Spot a B@stard by His Star Sign: The Ultimate Horrorscope", by Adele Lang, Susi Rajah.

posted June 23, 2015 07:37 PM            

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Originally posted by MineAgain:
Be careful. Venus (I think) entered retrograde so this might be a short-lived "flirtation".

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posted June 24, 2015 02:47 AM            

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Originally posted by babybull82:
July 25-Sept 6

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