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Topic: Stuff Each Uranus Sign Says
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Faith Knowflake Posts: 20055 From: Bella's Hair Salon Registered: Jul 2011
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posted March 11, 2016 01:22 PM
Just for fun...this is kind of a "roast"...please don't take it seriously or personally. ---- ARIES Uranus: Woohooo, I just did that cuz I felt like it. No reason, just felt GOOD! TAURUS Uranus: No, sorry, I'll have to take that back, it's an heirloom, I'll give you something else for Christmas. GEMINI Uranus: Meh, you can think I'm an idiot or brilliant, either way, doesn't really matter, I'm leaving in a few minutes anyway. CANCER Uranus: Maybe it's been a long time since I reminded you that I carry this pain deep inside? Did you know? LEO Uranus: Yes it's that time again, time to remind you I am superior and my tastes are the absolute best (!!!) so don't waste your time trying to compete. VIRGO Uranus: While you were gone I re-arranged your closet for you. I don't care that it bothers you. It needed to be done. LIBRA Uranus: Hey! Haven't talked to you in ten years but let's be friends. I baked you a cake. Are you going to invite me inside or do I just have to stand here? SCORPIO Uranus: ...Unfortunately you didn't know I have a dark side and you just triggered it. It's not gonna be a good day for you. I promise. SAG Uranus: *Throws out random interesting facts and jokes to liven up a conversation.* CAP Uranus: I found some weird spell in a book at the library and it worked. Maybe it will help my career. AQUA Uranus: I have a whole internet kingdom that I rule over. PISCES Uranus: Here, have some money. Random act of kindness.
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Aunt Anomalia Knowflake Posts: 2619 From: Pandora's Box Tech Registered: Mar 2015
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posted March 11, 2016 01:31 PM
quote: CAP Uranus: I found some weird spell in a book at the library and it worked. Maybe it will help my career.
This would work for Cap Neptune too. ------------------ The first psychic femdroid on the market. IP: Logged |
Hemilla Knowflake Posts: 458 From: Winterfell Registered: May 2015
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posted March 11, 2016 01:36 PM
i am just going to say that my Uranus is at 29th degree of Cap.... and i have a blogg where i write down dream spells wich i collect from all around,spells ment for people to dream their future husdbands/wifes xD this is spot on for me xD IP: Logged |
Faith Knowflake Posts: 20055 From: Bella's Hair Salon Registered: Jul 2011
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posted March 11, 2016 01:40 PM
Yay I had to change Sag Uranus, my Scorpio Uranus was flogging me for getting it wrong...after I considered it more deeply. IP: Logged |
Sunnya Knowflake Posts: 595 From: Sunnyland Registered: Jun 2014
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posted March 11, 2016 01:48 PM
quote: Originally posted by Faith: SAG Uranus: *Throws out random interesting facts and jokes to liven up a conversation*
(Ah you edited, but what you wrote previously was also fine lol) I love it, it is so true! And mine is in the 1st trining the whole Leo stellium. Yeaaaaa. Brilliant Faith. IP: Logged |
Vajra Knowflake Posts: 1738 From: Registered: Dec 2012
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posted March 11, 2016 01:49 PM
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Elysia Knowflake Posts: 2150 From: Gotham Registered: Aug 2015
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posted March 11, 2016 02:02 PM
quote: Originally posted by Faith:
VIRGO Uranus: While you were gone I re-arranged your closet for you. I don't care that it bothers you. It needed to be done.
ROFL!!! Aww.. Kinda like The Shoemaker & the elves. That story always reminds me of Virgo. *sniff* ETA: I've actually done this. Not with closets, duh. But. *ahem* <Not a Virgo Uranus, though. Other claims to Virgo.> quote: Originally posted by Faith:
LIBRA Uranus: Hey! Haven't talked to you in ten years but let's be friends. I baked you a cake. Are you going to invite me inside or do I just have to stand here?SCORPIO Uranus: ...Unfortunately you didn't know I have a dark side and you just triggered it. It's not gonna be a good day for you. I promise.
*_* Just when I thought it couldn't get any better. quote: Originally posted by Faith:
CAP Uranus: I found some weird spell in a book at the library and it worked. Maybe it will help my career.
You bet it did. IP: Logged |
Sunnya Knowflake Posts: 595 From: Sunnyland Registered: Jun 2014
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posted March 11, 2016 02:13 PM
quote: Originally posted by Elysia: You bet it did.
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Faith Knowflake Posts: 20055 From: Bella's Hair Salon Registered: Jul 2011
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posted March 11, 2016 02:46 PM
Aw, thanks girls!!I got the idea for this thread from the way my husband and I fight...it's like a flash storm. At our worst: Him (Leo Uranus): It's my way or the highway! Me (Scorpio Uranus, square his Uranus): Highway it is then! *adds sarcasm* And gee, that was such a hard choice, too... LOL He is really brilliant and I usually admire how he does things. Otherwise I couldn't handle the occasional bossiness. I think Leo Uranus sees their technology (including all their techniques for accomplishing everything) as a reflection of themselves (Leo), so it tends to be genuinely very good. IP: Logged |
DopGang Knowflake Posts: 3126 From: MBTI - INTJ -- Enneagram - 5w6 Registered: Jun 2015
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posted March 11, 2016 02:46 PM
quote: Originally posted by Faith:
SCORPIO Uranus: ...Unfortunately you didn't know I have a dark side and you just triggered it. It's not gonna be a good day for you. I promise.
True. Thankfully it's not the easiest part of me to access. Though occasionally it seems to pop up unprovoked. At least the really bad side only remains as passing thoughts. IP: Logged |
Faith Knowflake Posts: 20055 From: Bella's Hair Salon Registered: Jul 2011
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posted March 11, 2016 02:48 PM
quote: Originally posted by Vajra: Hm...not bad, but as a Libran Uranus, I herewith propose the following alternative: "Eccentric is good - as long as it also looks beautiful."
Thank you! I like it! I needed help there. Also, everyone please contribute your own ideas, if you have them! I love Uranus (Aqua DSC) IP: Logged |
Electro DGX Knowflake Posts: 1420 From: Plutanus Registered: Jul 2015
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posted March 11, 2016 02:49 PM
quote: Originally posted by Faith: AQUA Uranus: I have a whole internet kingdom that I rule over.
I have more than just an internet kingdom. I have a plethora of virtual and real electronic devices and techniques that I'll use to control the entire world. Then you will have to bow down to me and subscribe to me on YouTube and follow me on Twitter and Facebook and SoundCloud and make me your number one celebrity.
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Ceridwen Knowflake Posts: 29973 From: Registered: Jul 2011
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posted March 11, 2016 03:02 PM
Love it my 1 degree Scorpio Uranus, unaspected, but right on the cusp of 11th house and dispositing Moon approves. IP: Logged |
Ceridwen Knowflake Posts: 29973 From: Registered: Jul 2011
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posted March 11, 2016 03:04 PM
quote: Originally posted by Electro DGX: I have more than just an internet kingdom. I have a plethora of virtual and real electronic devices and techniques that I'll use to control the entire world. Then you will have to bow down to me and subscribe to me on YouTube and follow me on Twitter and Facebook and SoundCloud and make me your number one celebrity.
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charlie Knowflake Posts: 3989 From: Registered: Jun 2012
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posted March 11, 2016 05:40 PM
HAHA!! I am SO Uranus Scorpio..IP: Logged |
Violets Knowflake Posts: 6316 From: Registered: Apr 2011
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posted March 11, 2016 07:30 PM
I can also vouch for Scorpio Uranus. Trine my Sun and square my Mars. IP: Logged |
Claudine Knowflake Posts: 37 From: Registered: Mar 2016
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posted March 11, 2016 07:56 PM
quote: Originally posted by Aunt Anomalia: This would work for Cap Neptune too.
Haha, true. X) Both Cap Uranus and Neptune feel like this. ; ) IP: Logged |
StubbornVirgo Knowflake Posts: 1867 From: Welcome to Mercury Registered: Jul 2015
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posted March 11, 2016 09:37 PM
So true for Uranus in Capricorn! IP: Logged |
Seimei unregistered
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posted March 11, 2016 11:50 PM
i find this conversation 2 b XXXX retentive,
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Faith Knowflake Posts: 20055 From: Bella's Hair Salon Registered: Jul 2011
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posted March 12, 2016 12:24 AM
quote: Originally posted by Seimei: i find this conversation 2 b XXXX retentive,
What in astrology isn't then? Also, I'd love to see how you would describe the Uranus signs? Less XXXX retentively. IP: Logged |
Faith Knowflake Posts: 20055 From: Bella's Hair Salon Registered: Jul 2011
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posted March 12, 2016 12:25 AM
High five to my Scorpio Uranus peers. @Electro: Loved your answer. IP: Logged |
yungang_grotto Knowflake Posts: 3857 From: love lives forever Registered: Mar 2014
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posted March 12, 2016 12:41 AM
quote: Originally posted by Faith: Yay I had to change Sag Uranus, my Scorpio Uranus was flogging me for getting it wrong...after I considered it more deeply.
Curious about the original!! I love these. Love Pisces IP: Logged |
StubbornVirgo Knowflake Posts: 1867 From: Welcome to Mercury Registered: Jul 2015
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posted March 12, 2016 01:39 AM
For what it's worth, I like this thread. Your descriptions are accurate and funny. IP: Logged |
Violets Knowflake Posts: 6316 From: Registered: Apr 2011
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posted March 12, 2016 02:02 AM
quote: Originally posted by StubbornVirgo: For what it's worth, I like this thread. Your descriptions are accurate and funny.
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teasel Knowflake Posts: 9003 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted March 12, 2016 02:32 AM
quote: Originally posted by Seimei:
i find this conversation 2 b XXXX retentive,
Is this a clue as to where your Uranus is? Virgo? Uranus in Scorpio can be right for me - I've come out with a few things, but I hated doing it. it was like a last resort thing, because they would not leave me alone. Conjunct ascendant, trine Mars in Pisces, inconjunct Moon/Venus/SN. Opposed Sun. Forgetting something, I'm sure. Combined with short attention span Aries + gemini Moon, and it isn't that dangerous. This seems to be as threatening as I get: IP: Logged |