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Electro DGX
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posted March 19, 2016 03:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Electro DGX     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Here I go again, making funny descriptions for each sign. This time, it's Venus, so be sure to identify with your Venus placement. NOTE: some of them may not be 100% accurate. This is just for fun

If you haven't seen the Mercury one yet, check it out here: http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/Forum24/HTML/234738.html

Here it goes. Enjoy

Venus in Aries: Oh hey! Like, after we talked last night, I went out and bought us some roses and our wedding ring! I bought us a house to live in and I set up our next honeymoon! Isn't that great?!
*gets told they only talked for two minutes*
Wha...what the hell. I thought you liked me. You're such a b**** (runs off angrily).

Venus in Taurus: Oh yes, I totally want to just drag my fingers down your body and touch you, but first, go take a shower. I don't want your filthy hands going on my body, that's disgusting. Also, let the fridge know that I'm going to be spending time with it tonight.

Venus in Gemini: OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH *posts it all over Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, tells everyone they know*.
Ugh sorry, I don't think this is working out.
*gets told they've only been dating for an hour*
Yeah, well I hate you now. I've got another boyfriend, see ya.

Venus in Cancer: I love you so much, that I made you underwear! I've got all your stuff ready for you! Just PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!!!
You're my squishy.

Venus in Leo: I know you love me so much. When I stare at you, you just can't help but fall in love with me. Take me to wonderland! Adore me and become my knight in shining armor! You don't love me? HAHAHAHAHAHA, you're in denial. Everyone loves us when we're together!

Venus in Virgo: I love you, but you need to work harder on the relationship. You leave all your stuff on the floor, you forget to change your razors, you just can't...UGH!! I do everything and you don't appreciate me!
(Poor Virgo Venus).

Venus in Libra: I know we've only talked for two minutes, but I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
*people freak out when hearing this*
What's going on? I'm just being honest with my feelings. Why are you freaking out?

Venus in Scorpio: YOU ARE MINE AND NO ONE ELSES. YOU ARE GREATNESS!!!!!!
*Scorpio Venus treats love like a god*
*gets cheated on*
BURN IN HELL YOU SON OF A B****
AGGHAAGAGAHGAHAAGA

Venus in Sagittarius: Okay, I want to go to China, Europe, the Stonehenge, go ice-skating, go sky-diving, have a Ménage à trois, and explore with world with you!
Let's go *ten seconds after the marriage ceremony*

Venus in Capricorn: This relationship is supposed to be successful. I want all of us to be successful, and this relationship will be successful.
*Years later* This relationship needs to be successful. Why is it not?!
*tries to hold in emotions when it can't anymore*

Venus in Aquarius: Hey, you want to hang out as friends or something? Sweet!
*gets asked about marriage*
*takes five years to think about it*
Well, I'm sorry but I'm not ready yet.
(SO STUBBORN WE AQUA VENUS ARE)

Venus in Pisces: OMG my lover is the best lover ever. He is absolutely perfect!
*sees the truth about their partner and their flaws*
NO, IT CAN'T BE TRUE!
*runs away*

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Electro DGX
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posted March 19, 2016 05:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Electro DGX     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This issue is reoccuring. Please fix this Randall. It's as if the thread keeps resetting itself.

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Valentine
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posted March 19, 2016 06:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Valentine     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You're good at this. I'm Scorpio venus.

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MilaBirkin
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posted March 19, 2016 06:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MilaBirkin     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Lol . This is cool .
I laugh with what you wrote about Venus in Virgo because I have a friend like that, she is almost always doing things for the person she love and she is almost always suffering for that. She is Cancer Sun/Ascendant so you can imagine.

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MilaBirkin
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posted March 19, 2016 06:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MilaBirkin     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm 21 and I never had a relationship that lasted more than one month. I'm Phoebe Buffay, .
Venus in Aquarius over here. Somedays like today I wish had a serious relationship .. Maybe it's because it's getting cold here, autumn in the south .

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posted March 19, 2016 06:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for NeptunianSag     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Venus in aquarius is more like - I'm gonna be forever alone because I dont know what I want out of a person because there's too much choice, and I like too many people. *Gets dumped* Oh well, back to Netflix it is to watch my favourite show.

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posted March 19, 2016 09:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
TEST

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Randall
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posted March 19, 2016 09:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
TEST 2

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Randall
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posted March 19, 2016 09:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Venus Aqua here.

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TensionEmpire
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posted March 19, 2016 09:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TensionEmpire     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yaaaaaaaaaww!!!!!
Raaaawww!!!

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posted March 19, 2016 10:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MilaBirkin     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by NeptunianSag:
Venus in aquarius is more like - I'm gonna be forever alone because I dont know what I want out of a person because there's too much choice, and I like too many people. *Gets dumped* Oh well, back to Netflix it is to watch my favourite show.

woah!

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posted March 19, 2016 10:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Vixen     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Leo Venus here. (and Leo Eros too) In love, I always want them to acknowledge that I'm the hottest sh*t in this universe

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posted March 19, 2016 10:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nyctea     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by NeptunianSag:
Venus in aquarius is more like - I'm gonna be forever alone because I dont know what I want out of a person because there's too much choice, and I like too many people. *Gets dumped* Oh well, back to Netflix it is to watch my favourite show.

relatable

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Randall
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posted March 20, 2016 11:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Should be fixed now.

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Aqualilith09
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posted March 20, 2016 09:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Aqualilith09     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
lol! im a venus in scorpio and i pretty much worship the person until they **** me off!!!
...i'll cut your b@lls off...

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posted March 20, 2016 10:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Readytochill     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Vixen:
Leo Venus here. (and Leo Eros too) In love, I always want them to acknowledge that I'm the hottest sh*t in this universe

Yup! Royalty needs to be acknowledged

Sometimes I daydream of having a good looking, amazing husband with a beautiful child while being the king and queen of all the land lol

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posted March 21, 2016 03:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for AmelieRose81     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Venus in Pisces: OMG my lover is the best lover ever. He is absolutely perfect!
*sees the truth about their partner and their flaws*
NO, IT CAN'T BE TRUE!
*runs away*

So Venus in Pisces gets disillusioned easily. Runs away as in leaves when it gets real?

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posted March 21, 2016 04:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ReadingTheStars95     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hehe..

See, you think Aries in Venus would always be that way. It's exactly because I was that way that I learned not to be. Hahaha..

However, I do sometimes develop feelings way too quickly.

Most the time, however, it takes me quite some time to really develop romantic feelings for another person. You could call me Demi-romantic. Generally speaking, it is everyone else that wants to move more quickly than I do. Maybe it's the Taurus Sun in me. Its kind of like.. It may be about a year or 2 of knowing someone before I start having romantic feelings for them, but, once that happens they continue to grow perpetually, for the most part.

Idk..

I think these days a lot of relationships fail because it's like.. "Let's get in a relationship, THEN get to know each other" rather than getting to know each other a bit first. I think this is partly the case because a lot of people seem to get into the mindset of only seeing the gender they are attracted to as potential partners, rather than friends. Like.. I think for a lot of hetero men, the idea of having friends that are women, hanging out with them on a completely platonic level is weird. I could be wrong.. But, I feel like because of the way society sees gender, we are subconsciously programmed to believe that our gender of interest can only be potential partners instead of platonic relationships. Me being Pansexual, I feel like sometimes this is something I've seen.

I don't know..

xD.. I really didn't mean to get into another spiel.

These are really great! I can admit, I definitely did have times in the past where I rushed into things and then ended up regretting it.

There are times even now that I obsess quickly, but, I usually keep it in mind to slow things down a bit when that happens.

Maybe part of the reason I tend to develop feelings more slowly is because my Venus is square Uranus? It's also aspect Pluto, which can be kind of hot and cold at times.

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posted March 21, 2016 06:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for hearttreasure     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by AmelieRose81:
Venus in Pisces: OMG my lover is the best lover ever. He is absolutely perfect!
*sees the truth about their partner and their flaws*
NO, IT CAN'T BE TRUE!
*runs away*

So Venus in Pisces gets disillusioned easily. Runs away as in leaves when it gets real?


Not really. I have venus in pisces. I never in my life saying/imagining my lover is the best lover and perfect, and run away when I found out their flaws.

Prob it has something to do with my aspect, the square to the mars, the trine to pluto and neptune. All in tight aspects. The square makes me hard to fall in love (or find the best/perfect lover) and always can see the flaws in my lover. It kinda help my venus to stay real and the only thing that makes me run away is boredom/routine (3H Venus or maybe from the combination of my aqua, aries, and sag ).

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posted March 21, 2016 06:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 12muddy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I like your take on cap venus. For me as a cap venus, I want the partnership side of a relationship to be good.

Most of the time people write about status and money. While it can be funny, sometimes it can get repetitive.

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posted March 21, 2016 07:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Southern Sun     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ha, true about Venus in Virgo. I can't help but get angry if you don't do your share with maintenance! I don't want another huge roach crawling on my neck as I sleep again!

A clean space means a happy, loving Venus in Virgo

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posted March 21, 2016 09:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Electro DGX     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 12muddy:
Most of the time people write about status and money. While it can be funny, sometimes it can get repetitive.

That's common. Luckily an Aquarius wrote this and wasn't too mainstream lol.

Of course I could've made it so that the Capricorn Venus would've had an affair with the money they made, but that would be getting into the corny side of things XD

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posted March 21, 2016 12:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for hannaramaa     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
😁😁😁 the Venus in Aries was perfect! I'm always gung ho about a relationship and get ****** when i know the other person likes me but is being slow about everything. Guess that 7H Uranus and Sag DSC really apply in this instance. 😊

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posted March 21, 2016 02:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for yungang_grotto     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Randall:
Should be fixed now.

Thanks for all you do Randall.

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posted March 21, 2016 06:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for next to neptune     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
venus is scorpio is more like

"I LOVE YOU AND WANT TO BE WITH YOU EVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE" (we actually say this very seriously)
*4 months later the boyfriend lose interest*
"WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE? YOU FOUND ANOTHER GIRL???" (we get jealous over nothing)
*Boyfriend breaks up, because too much drama*
"OMG HOW CAN YOU LEAVE ME ALONE LIKE THIS? I HATE YOU NOW!"
*boyfriend is all gone and dont care, they met another too*
"COME BACK TO ME I STILL LOVE YOU!! I CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU!"

and then they live like this in pain over their past lovers, they dont forget their exes ever, they will forever be jealous, possessive and regretful that their love left, and will probably never get over it, honestly!

Speaking from experience

Venus in scorpio 5th house

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