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saadsarah8
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posted April 20, 2016 01:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for saadsarah8     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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posted April 20, 2016 02:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Desiring Shadows     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yay I'm like your best friend
Except my moon is in Sagittarius.. Gemini ASC, though

Let's see for stereotypes...
My Sagittarian dominant friend couldn't do the word commitment if you payed him too. Or maybe because he knows he s desirable and can get away with it..???!

Fifth house energy.. Moi... Super narcissism. Like I seriously need to care about others more...
I mean, I care, I just like to perform and I like the positive feedback from my actions and I never before realized how 5th house I am
I need to care!!! Ahhhhh
Even when I act Scorpio and I try to see the motivations behind others actions , it ultimately leads back to me.

My Capricorn friends are very advanced. They are doing all the socially appropriate correct things.

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posted April 20, 2016 12:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PixieJane     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
^^

You must mean First House (House of Self) stellium, to be that self-absorbed. Fifth House is about fun, creativity, and starting new projects. A stereotypical 5H stellium would be more of an artist who is better at starting than finishing projects, or perhaps an athlete who has trouble keeping a tight schedule, and on the side likes skydiving with her date, some guy she must met and hasn't even bothered to learn his name because she's already thinking of dumping him for the skydiving instructor.

If the guy she's skydiving with is also a 5H stellium stereotype, then he wouldn't be averse to a threesome (and maybe he suggested the skydiving because he's already had an affair with the instructor), though is distracted by his gambling debts, and how he might afford the presents for his nieces and nephews (he's very popular with the kids of his extended family, though his adult relatives consider him a bad influence on them, especially since that Christmas known as the "mistletoe caper" in which the kids rushed in to wake him to also find the 2 drunk women he'd gone to bed with while messed up mistletoe was seen tied everywhere, including to naked body parts, and now the kids can't see a mistletoe without cracking up).


Oooh, here's 5H stellium Qrow against Winter, who could be a 1H stellium (and probably Virgo or Capricorn with Leo ASC) as they fight in this American anime!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKzR9BwFBQo

Immediately following: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELkzMaPpkLc

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posted April 20, 2016 07:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Electro DGX     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Scorpio Moon - my grandma will hold a grudge until the end of time, literally. My grandpa has a Scorpio Moon too but you couldn't even compare him holding grudges to her (most likely because of Sag influence).

Mercury and Venus in Virgo - My dad is OCD as hell. Everything must be spick and span and clean to the core. Also critical and is very nitpicky.

Aries Mars - instant temper my Grandma has. Anything will set her off lol.

Taurus Sun - My friend and my sister both have weight problems, but my sister has a problem with indulging in sugar and stealing. Don't keep food around unless you want it gone.

Aquarius Sun - My room has a computer in it, custom built with dual-monitor setup; my phone is a Galaxy S6 personalized and managed to fit my daily needs. Technologically innovative.

Gemini Mars- Most smartass mars I have dealt with. My sister is like this at eleven years old! (Albeit she's dealing with puberty at a young age) (My sister does not know big words however :laughing .

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I remember my two friends who were project partners at university. One was a Gemini and the other a Capricorn. The Capricorn almost literally had to try and attach a rope to the Gemini's leg to keep him grounded and keep him from floating away. He constantly had to remind him that they have an impending deadline for their project and they had to get their act together and get down to business.

A really funny scene between these two and I was witness to it: a month before their deadline, the Gemini made the most inspirational speech about how they really had to put their heads down and that they WERE going to complete this project one way or another. He was saying things like "when our supervisor asks us if we'll be able to finish in time we will tell him YES. a maybe is not an option. We HAVE to get it done. If we have other commitments, too bad, we'll have to cancel them because this project comes first. Failure is not an option!" with his Gemini spin he really sounded like he believed what he was saying. The Capricorn was in awe and impressed that he might have finally gotten through to him and even I had half a mind to jump into this project even though it wasn't mine. This inspirational speech lasted for 10 minutes. Then, this is what happened right afterwards:

Gem: Right, I'm off.
Cap: Wait, what? Where to? We have work!
Gem: I can't, I have sport tonight!
Cap: What was all that about cancelling any other commitments to focus on project work? You can't just go!
Gem: I can't cancel it I have to go tonight!
Cap: We have only a month to go. Cancel your session!
Gem: No I promised the guys I'd be there

After a bit of back and forth the Gemini eventually goes, leaving the Capricorn fuming and let down. In hindsight it was hilarious.

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saadsarah8
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posted April 21, 2016 07:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for saadsarah8     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
[QUOTE] He was saying things like "when our supervisor asks us if we'll be able to finish in time we will tell him YES. a maybe is not an option. We HAVE to get it done. If we have other commitments, too bad, we'll have to cancel them because this project comes first. Failure is not an option!"

hahahaha!! too funny

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posted April 21, 2016 06:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DualGem     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
@bonsai

Let me know if this sound similar.
I'm on my last year of Software Engineering, assuming everything goes accordingly which won't happen.

For one of my courses we formed groups and I told one of my groupmates (Aries) were in this together if you go down I'm going with you and vice versa. He was impressed with my dedication.

Unfortunately we are suppose to be a team of 3, so we get assigned a third person. The third person is not confident in doing anything.

Having a groupmate who doesn't know very much but is friendly and willing to learn is much better then a groupmate who knows what there doing but lacks confidence.

Half way through things aren't working out. The Aries although he's good has other commitments and the other groupmate a (Virgo) just can't code.

So 90% of the code for the project I did myself and I figure maybe I should just drop the course.

I wish I could share the group github account to show you guys, you'll see my username as the biggest contributer for that project.

I talk about us meeting up more and making changes, but deep down I'm thinking about preserving my GPA for future grad studies.

I've gone this far with an okay GPA, I'm not a superstar, but I'm only 5% short of possibly becoming one if I can raise it.

So three weeks before the withdrawal date I decide to drop. I tell my group mates and they are all fuming mad that I got out of the course leaving them with the rest of the project.

Collin Farall in the movie Tigerland is the best example of a Gemini male in film.

He vanishes all the time, knows how to get out of tough situations is committed to certain things..disappear and then reappear again.

Its not so much that were not committed, we are but once its obvious its turning into a "train wreck" then we realize its time to get out.

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Gemini Sun,
Capricorn Rising
Aries Moon
Gemini Mercury
Venus Taurus
Mars Cancer

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posted April 21, 2016 06:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Great Thread--can't wait to read all of it

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posted April 21, 2016 06:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PixieJane     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I knew a 1H sun and stellium "Aries deluxe" who was fairly stereotypical for Aries. The temper may have been made worse by having the outer planets in Libra or Sag, but I think Aries would be the most obvious guess to anyone meeting her for the first time.

But I can also see how her upbringing fanned those flames. Furthermore, she was very masculine, and sometimes I wonder how much she cultivated that (as opposed to just being herself), which I mean as an honest question rather than rhetorical. I still think she was "stereotypical," even if the transgendered aspect itself isn't (just layered on).

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bonsai
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posted April 21, 2016 09:12 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hi DualGem,
It isn't quite the same. In your case, you're the Gemini and you're the one who did 90% of the work, whereas in the case I described, the Capricorn did 90% of the work while the Gemini didn't know how to do anything except for being good at presentations. They had another team mate, a Taurus, who was nowhere to be seen cause he was spending a lot of time with his girlfriend lol.

Funny thing, I remember my friend showing me a picture of the hallway where everyone was demonstrating their projects to all who came and went (it was a final year endeavour presentation and happened at the end of the year), and those three were in it. The Taurus and Gemini were in clear site while only the Capricorn's hands could be seen, and I remember the Capricorn saying "This photo is symbolic of our team. Those two are the face of the project, talking it up, while I'm the brains working behind the scenes."

Just to clarify things, I'm not saying Gemini's are dumb. I know it's a very intelligent sign and I'm quite partial to it myself being a Gemini moon.

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posted April 21, 2016 11:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Desiring Shadows     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by PixieJane:
^^

You must mean First House (House of Self) stellium, to be that self-absorbed. Fifth House is about fun, creativity, and starting new projects. A stereotypical 5H stellium would be more of an artist who is better at starting than finishing projects, or perhaps an athlete who has trouble keeping a tight schedule, and on the side likes skydiving with her date, some guy she must met and hasn't even bothered to learn his name because she's already thinking of dumping him for the skydiving instructor.

If the guy she's skydiving with is also a 5H stellium stereotype, then he wouldn't be averse to a threesome (and maybe he suggested the skydiving because he's already had an affair with the instructor), though is distracted by his gambling debts, and how he might afford the presents for his nieces and nephews (he's very popular with the kids of his extended family, though his adult relatives consider him a bad influence on them, especially since that Christmas known as the "mistletoe caper" in which the kids rushed in to wake him to also find the 2 drunk women he'd gone to bed with while messed up mistletoe was seen tied everywhere, including to naked body parts, and now the kids can't see a mistletoe without cracking up).


Oooh, here's 5H stellium Qrow against Winter, who could be a 1H stellium (and probably Virgo or Capricorn with Leo ASC) as they fight in this American anime!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKzR9BwFBQo

Immediately following: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELkzMaPpkLc


I d do all those things and more except the cheating part. I mean the way I am now..currently... I like the idea of only loving one person.
I mean it's rare and unlikely that I'll have all my needs and desires met from them
But they will feel like they are enough and so will I and its a nice idea

And yeah, I didn't mean the first house. I meant moi.

Tbe so I can watch the videos 💕
Edited:
Yeah, that's cool! Cut off his tongue for good!

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posted April 21, 2016 11:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Desiring Shadows     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by bonsai:
I remember my two friends who were project partners at university. One was a Gemini and the other a Capricorn. The Capricorn almost literally had to try and attach a rope to the Gemini's leg to keep him grounded and keep him from floating away. He constantly had to remind him that they have an impending deadline for their project and they had to get their act together and get down to business.

A really funny scene between these two and I was witness to it: a month before their deadline, the Gemini made the most inspirational speech about how they really had to put their heads down and that they WERE going to complete this project one way or another. He was saying things like "when our supervisor asks us if we'll be able to finish in time we will tell him YES. a maybe is not an option. We HAVE to get it done. If we have other commitments, too bad, we'll have to cancel them because this project comes first. Failure is not an option!" with his Gemini spin he really sounded like he believed what he was saying. The Capricorn was in awe and impressed that he might have finally gotten through to him and even I had half a mind to jump into this project even though it wasn't mine. This inspirational speech lasted for 10 minutes. Then, this is what happened right afterwards:

Gem: Right, I'm off.
Cap: Wait, what? Where to? We have work!
Gem: I can't, I have sport tonight!
Cap: What was all that about cancelling any other commitments to focus on project work? You can't just go!
Gem: I can't cancel it I have to go tonight!
Cap: We have only a month to go. Cancel your session!
Gem: No I promised the guys I'd be there

After a bit of back and forth the Gemini eventually goes, leaving the Capricorn fuming and let down. In hindsight it was hilarious.


In Geminis defence, he did promise them

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posted February 23, 2017 06:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for saadsarah8     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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posted February 23, 2017 07:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for meyray     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
In my freshman year at university a friend tried to set me up with a Capricorn and literally his first question to me after we were introduced was "So what do plan to work as?" He didn't even ask about my major.

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posted February 23, 2017 08:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for polkadotstars     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I was just thinking about this today.

My coworker is a Cancer moon and he has so many pictures and momentos from his family and grandkids in his office. He has their pictures, the grandkids drawings, and he was even drinking a drink from his daughter's company today.

My friend is a Leo sun and Leo moon and he once talked about how he could never go out in public without his hair done and without nice clothes on. He said he cares a lot about what his image is.

My boyfriend gets carried away in sports games and let's his competitive side get the best of him. I have to tell him to stop yelling out orders to our teammates. Aries moon. :-p

Anytime my mom sees a car pulled over by the police, sees a cop car, or if someone's in trouble, she asks "what's going on?!!" as if I'm supposed to know. She always wants to know what the gossip is, why they're being arrested, she hates being left out of what's going on lol. She's a little busy body. Her best friend at work is a Gemini and they babble all day long.
I like to mess with her and turn off the radio and go quiet when we are in car rides together so she has to sit there in silence until she breaks. She cannot stand silence for more than a minute and she usually either turns the radio back on or starts asking me questions so I start talking. Lol!!

My best friend has a lot of Sagittarius and Uranus aspects in her chart and she doesn't understand why she needs so much space in relationships. She thinks she has commitment problems and I had to tell her that she just has different needs for a relationship, that she just needs to have a bit more of independence in relationships.

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posted February 23, 2017 10:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LexusVirgo     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I have Leo asc,mars,Venus Mercury and I love my hair. I'll get hot oil treatments the works. I have droppped money on my hair no problem, right now it's long shines and healthy. Yes I'm the stereotypical hair loving Leo .

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I'm goofy and silly sometimes. It's my Sagittarius Sun side!

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posted February 24, 2017 05:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for florence     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
pisces and shoes. My Pisces grandma used to even wear Wellington boots that had a heel.

Virgo and ocd. My Virgo daughter gets upset about the word blood. She also really sensitive at school to the canteen smells and peoples eating habits.

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posted February 24, 2017 05:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for florence     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by polkadotstars:
I was just thinking about this today.

My coworker is a Cancer moon and he has so many pictures and momentos from his family and grandkids in his office. He has their pictures, the grandkids drawings, and he was even drinking a drink from his daughter's company today.

My friend is a Leo sun and Leo moon and he once talked about how he could never go out in public without his hair done and without nice clothes on. He said he cares a lot about what his image is.

My boyfriend gets carried away in sports games and let's his competitive side get the best of him. I have to tell him to stop yelling out orders to our teammates. Aries moon. :-p

Anytime my mom sees a car pulled over by the police, sees a cop car, or if someone's in trouble, she asks "what's going on?!!" as if I'm supposed to know. She always wants to know what the gossip is, why they're being arrested, she hates being left out of what's going on lol. She's a little busy body. Her best friend at work is a Gemini and they babble all day long.
I like to mess with her and turn off the radio and go quiet when we are in car rides together so she has to sit there in silence until she breaks. She cannot stand silence for more than a minute and she usually either turns the radio back on or starts asking me questions so I start talking. Lol!!

My best friend has a lot of Sagittarius and Uranus aspects in her chart and she doesn't understand why she needs so much space in relationships. She thinks she has commitment problems and I had to tell her that she just has different needs for a relationship, that she just needs to have a bit more of independence in relationships.


Love these. Made me smile esp the mom ones

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posted February 24, 2017 05:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stellia     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My co-worker is the most stereotypical gemini I have ever met. She loves lists, order, organising, completes at least double the amount of work than everyone else; explains things quickly and clearly; loves personalised services and stationery; has loads of friends she is in constant contact with and is the living embodiment of Gossip Girl.

She has gemini sun conjunct pallas exact, gem moon, and all in the 6th house.

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posted February 24, 2017 06:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for polkadotstars     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Stellia:
My co-worker is the most stereotypical gemini I have ever met. She loves lists, order, organising, completes at least double the amount of work than everyone else; explains things quickly and clearly; loves personalised services and stationery; has loads of friends she is in constant contact with and is the living embodiment of Gossip Girl.

Lol you're describing my mom to a T! My mom is a Virgo ASC so she's super organized, punctual, etc. She gets her coworkers stationary for Christmas lol. I didn't realize organization was a Gemini trait. I guess she has a double dose of organization with her Virgo ASC.

One more thing about my mom (sorry I know I'm making her the example of the day here lol) is that with her Virgo ascendant she is so plain in her style. I'm a Leo ASC so I like outfits that have a pop of color and a bit of youth to them. She's always asking me to help her go shopping and pick out new clothes. But everything I say for her to get she's like, "I could never wear that!" Her go to colors are black, white, gray, tan. Maybe a bit of navy or brown sprinkled in. Anything other than that is out of bounds for her lol. I tease her and say "ok Virgo Rising" and she rolls her eyes and says "but I don't like to stand out!" 😆

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posted February 24, 2017 12:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for hypatia238     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Sulkyarcher:
I'm goofy and silly sometimes. It's my Sagittarius Sun side!

And your Leo Moon

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posted February 24, 2017 12:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for hypatia238     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Electro DGX:
Scorpio Moon - my grandma will hold a grudge until the end of time, literally. My grandpa has a Scorpio Moon too but you couldn't even compare him holding grudges to her (most likely because of Sag influence).

Does your grandmother's moon aspect her mercury and your grandfather's moon does not? Do either have cancer placements? What is Nessus doing in their chart?

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