posted April 26, 2018 09:30 PM            

Originally Posted: Thursday, May 7, 2015

Why your Sign Ain't **** : Taurus Edition

If Taurus was one of the 7 deadly sins, it will probably be sloth. Oops I meant gluttony. No I mean greed. **** I am sure its lust. Holy **** it could be all 7. Taurus (similar to Scorpio) is an undercover ****** up sign that masks itself by such ******** traits like pleasure seekers, beauty lovers, steady, persistent, and blahhhhhhhhhhhh. I’m here to tell you that’s ******** .

They are dogmatic lazy fat ***** that only roll off the couch for money, sex, and food. They are the ones that probably want their booty eaten like groceries. Not to mention Tauruses will eat your ass among many other things.

Analingus Sexy: Taurus, how does your E coli taste?

Their mission in life is to amass as much money, material possessions, sex partners and food while pretending to do **** . When we all know they ain’t doing **** . Their stubbornness and the fact that they are “practical,” that hurts more then it helps them.

Prime example is Hitler, who’s a ******* Taurus (and not an Aries, for all you pseudo astrology ass-hatted experts who really don’t know **** about anything).

Taurus are stubborn (really mentally backwards), materialistic, sex addicts tyrants who’s the only sign out of the 11 other signs that annoys the **** out of me without actually doing anything.

PS if you haven’t realize this, Taurus this is why your sign ain’t **** .

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posted May 12, 2018 06:23 PM            

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Originally posted by Desiring Shadows:
OMG this is hilarious XD

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