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GalacticCoreExplosion
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posted March 07, 2020 12:52 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Low and behold my chart...just for you my homie Galactic

Thank you Anony for sharing. Hmmm, yeah, the 8th House connection is not as strong in the way that I thought, but turns out it's still strong.

If using the Placidius, then only your Venus falls in my 8th--however, since she rules an Angle (7th), it's significant. But furthermore, the ruler of your 8th, Mercury, is my 7th, and very closely conjunct my early Pisces South Node.

We have some other interesting strong patterns. For some examples, the traditional, faster moving ruler of your Asc, Mars, is almost exactly opposed my Asc! (and conjunct my Venus).

Lol, like I said, if you had attached to a female body, or I to a female body, we'd probably be ripping off each other's clothes..Maybe this did happen between two of other Soul selves?

Then there are some difficult patterns. My Mars and Saturn are square your 8th House Moon. For whatever reason(s), I may induce tension, anger, and/or insecurity to your more unconscious, emotional, reactive side. In turn, your Jupiter, Pluto, and North Node are in my 4th, which is a sensitive area of my own chart/psyche.

That your Moon is in my 11th, may signify that we were associated via the same group/collective or circle of friends in the past?

I'm not sure why you have referred to yourself as a Saturnian? Saturn is not your predominant Planet. Haven't yet figured out what is, but it's a toss up between Jupiter and Pluto. Though Jupiter is closer to your Asc, I might give the edge to Pluto since it's in it's own Sign, you have Scorp Asc, and your close Mercury, Saturn, Sun conjunction is square Pluto. Then your Pluto is closely conjunct your N. Node. Apparently you are meant to be quite immersed in Pluto this life. This is a make it or break it kind of life for you. Your Spirit hopes that you will transform and get to the next level.

Btw, that Pisces Venus trine strong Scorp Jupiter looks lovely. Seems you got a softer side. There's a cute little goldfish inside that ferocious shark with a scorpion stinger..

But yes, you load up my 7th quite strongly. Hopefully we're not "open enemies".

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posted March 07, 2020 01:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ohh Mars on DSC, I don't think its the Moon that gets triggered, I think its the Mars, yeah right. My moon as much of a ***** it is in the 8th is a happy moon I'd say, becoz the moods keep changing, now the temper part is something that remains constant, I have not worked out, maybe thats why.

I said I'm Saturnian just to argue lol xD .

I think we're "open enemies" already tho no? Not really tho, I enjoy the conversations regardless of their make-up .


I have Chiron in Virgo tho, does it touch that NN ?

Which planet has the highest degree in your vedic chart Galactic ?

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posted March 07, 2020 01:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for hypatia238     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by anonymidarkness:
Low and behold my chart...just for you my homie Galactic
http://www.upl.co/uploads/astro2gwash415071577792359.jpg

Huh your moon falls right on my descendant, and my venus conjunct mars completes a YOD with your Neptune conjunct Uranus! My sun on your 11th.

But my Saturn is right on your AC! I wonder if you hate that?

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posted March 07, 2020 01:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for hypatia238     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Your mars trines the moon while it squares Jupiter! That is why you get super angry, do you black out sometimes?

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posted March 07, 2020 02:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Not really, I've never I'd say, perhaps because its in 4th, I feel at "home" in ittt(hehh), but yeah I can be nasty to people I guess and I'd rather do something else.

Saturn on ASC, I dunno, I find you calming, its like I'm arguing with someone somewhere and you come in, and its calming.

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posted March 07, 2020 02:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for hypatia238     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by anonymidarkness:
Not really, I've never I'd say, perhaps because its in 4th, I feel at "home" in ittt(hehh), but yeah I can be nasty to people I guess and I'd rather do something else.

Saturn on ASC, I dunno, I find you calming, its like I'm arguing with someone somewhere and you come in, and its calming.


awwwwwwwwwwwwww that is great to hear Hugs.

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posted March 07, 2020 02:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SecretGeek     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Scorpio Jupiter can be sexually hot (freaks).

One of my favorite placements for a woman.

Not too many placements, if any, are more powerful sexually than that one.

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posted March 07, 2020 02:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hugs to you too

Now thats one hug I'd look forward to

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posted March 07, 2020 03:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for teasel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by GalacticCoreExplosion:

With that said, I'm somewhat looking forward to the body getting chopped in half, and me coming back in a unlimited form i.e. sans human animal body ego ala my guidance dream, and I swear to goodness, if you're still around, I'm going to manifest and pull some pranks on you.

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posted March 07, 2020 03:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for teasel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by anonymidarkness:
Low and behold my chart...just for you my homie Galactic
http://www.upl.co/uploads/astro2gwash415071577792359.jpg

Your Moon is sextile my Sun, and your Mercury/Saturn is conjunct my Mars (and aspecting everything that comes with that: square my Moon/Venus/Nodes, trine my Uranus, ascendant).
Venus trine Saturn, and square Neptune. Mars conjunct my IC by four degrees, sextile my Mercury. Uranus/Neptune square my Chiron/Sun, and our ascendants are almost exactly conjunct. I didn't know you were a Scorpio ascendant.

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posted March 07, 2020 04:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Librapurr     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I love astrology jokes😊

"-I like you, in a plutonic way.
"Don't you mean 'platonic'?"

-No, plutonium, like radioactive exposure, the longer I'm with you the more I feel like dying."

"-Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?
-Pluto."

"My wife said I'm just like Pluto.
I have a very cold heart."

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posted March 07, 2020 04:22 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by teasel:

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Re: the Vedic chart question Anony, I don't know. In the past when I've looked at Vedic, it was more in a general sense and not in relation to my specific chart. And for the most part, many years ago.

What is it supposed to signify anyways?

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posted March 07, 2020 09:51 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
P.S., yes, your Chiron is conjunct my N. Node (and my Jupiter).

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Originally posted by Librapurr:
I love astrology jokes😊

"-I like you, in a plutonic way.
"Don't you mean 'platonic'?"

-No, plutonium, like radioactive exposure, the longer I'm with you the more I feel like dying."

"-Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?
-Pluto."

"My wife said I'm just like Pluto.
I have a very cold heart."


I'm "sensing" a theme here...

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posted March 08, 2020 03:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for firemoon     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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I find this reasoning more attractive than i would like to admit to myself.
I read from a previous post that youre Cap Sun and Cancer ascendant. Would that Sun be in your 7th house?


Yes I have Sun in 7th. I haven’t and won’t take the stay at home housewife route but do feel I’m stronger in a (healthy) partnership. It can be a delicate give and take balancing act to find equality in relationships but that’s what I’m striving for and in some ways 7th house is more concerned with negotiations than romance necessarily.

Anyway, I’m assuming you’re a Cancer Sun? What’s your moon sign?

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posted March 08, 2020 09:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Librapurr     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by GalacticCoreExplosion:
I'm "sensing" a theme here...



The theme is related to 8th house jokes😊

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posted March 09, 2020 10:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by GalacticCoreExplosion:
Re: the Vedic chart question Anony, I don't know. In the past when I've looked at Vedic, it was more in a general sense and not in relation to my specific chart. And for the most part, many years ago.

What is it supposed to signify anyways?


I think it signifies the spiritual path one takes, mine happens to be Mars and I think it fits me pretty well honestly, from sports to violence to this and that to learning how to lose...etcetera.

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posted March 09, 2020 10:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by GalacticCoreExplosion:
Re: the Vedic chart question Anony, I don't know. In the past when I've looked at Vedic, it was more in a general sense and not in relation to my specific chart. And for the most part, many years ago.

What is it supposed to signify anyways?


https://barbarapijan.com/bpa/Nakshatra_radical/23dhaniztha.htm

Does it fit your taste in women ? Since you happen to have your Venus in that constellation I wonder for once...

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Thank you for the info and the link. Will check it out after work later on tonight.

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posted March 15, 2021 04:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Voix_de_la_Mer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by anonymidarkness:
For people with 8th House planets:

"Something the matter?" asked the bartender of the young, well-dressed customer who sat staring sullenly into his drink.

"Two months ago my grandfather died and left me eighty-five thousand dollars," said the man.

"That does not sound like anything to be upset about," said the bartender, polishing a glass. "It should happen to me!"

"Yeah," said the sour young man, "but last month an uncle on my mother's side passed away. He left me hundred and fifty thousand dollars."

"So why are you sitting there looking so unhappy?" asked the bartender.

"So far this month, not a cent!"

I was reading some and I figured how relevant this must be for 8th house planets, especially Jupiter, hehh, though some might argue "Saturn" would want "more", miserable c*nt that Saturn .



I don't have 8H planets, but my ex-partner did. That man was mega paranoid about money.

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