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anonymidarkness
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posted March 06, 2020 01:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
For people with 8th House planets:

"Something the matter?" asked the bartender of the young, well-dressed customer who sat staring sullenly into his drink.

"Two months ago my grandfather died and left me eighty-five thousand dollars," said the man.

"That does not sound like anything to be upset about," said the bartender, polishing a glass. "It should happen to me!"

"Yeah," said the sour young man, "but last month an uncle on my mother's side passed away. He left me hundred and fifty thousand dollars."

"So why are you sitting there looking so unhappy?" asked the bartender.

"So far this month, not a cent!"

I was reading some and I figured how relevant this must be for 8th house planets, especially Jupiter, hehh, though some might argue "Saturn" would want "more", miserable c*nt that Saturn .

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posted March 06, 2020 02:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SecretGeek     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
7777 posts you have and you posted an angel icon.

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GalacticCoreExplosion
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posted March 06, 2020 02:52 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ooh ooh, is this a astro joke/fun thread?

Here's one about Mercury retrograde
http://www.facebook.com/danielle.alvarez.777363/videos/227491058416214/

It is de humbler.

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posted March 06, 2020 03:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Wow! I love the title, de humbler huh ...

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posted March 06, 2020 03:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by SecretGeek:
7777 posts you have and you posted an angel icon.

Considering that it might offend some, I figured it would save my ass here *shrugs*

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posted March 06, 2020 03:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for firemoon     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
On a serious note, I have 8th house venus opposite 2nd house jupiter (RX). I was taught a lot of useless and counter-productive views on money growing up, and spent a big chunk of my 20s getting myself into and out of debt. I've had opportunities to mingle with the wealthy but had never been "one of them" per se. But now as I deal with my Saturn return, I'm older and wiser and plan on breaking that mold and cultivating the kind of wealth that can be passed down for generations..

The guy I'm seeing has Cancer Sun conjunct Jupiter in 8th opposite Saturn in 2nd. He's a trust fund baby but his family plays all sorts of manipulative games surrounding money. Being the Cap in the situation my fantasy is to swoop in and save him by recruiting him to be my business partner. Of course the male ego is very fragile, so I'd need to make it seem like he's helping me rather than the other way around. Really we'd just be helping each other. But I'm willing to give him that sense of perceived dominance, as long as it's balanced in other ways. 

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posted March 06, 2020 05:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
lol @ the other way, I think lot of us are taught beliefs which can be very counter-productive to our selves, condemning various aspects of our lives *shrugs*

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posted March 06, 2020 06:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nadja     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Lol! Disturbingly true! Admittedly I've only received one significant inheritance so far in life, but yeah... I got that one from an unexpected source at the age of two, so it has shaped my life rather a lot.

Venus in Taurus 8th.

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posted March 06, 2020 07:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by GalacticCoreExplosion:
Ooh ooh, is this a astro joke/fun thread?

Here's one about Mercury retrograde
http://www.facebook.com/danielle.alvarez.777363/videos/227491058416214/

It is de humbler.


That de reminded of d is http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t5nsVkUTt20

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posted March 06, 2020 10:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mirage29     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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Originally posted by anonymidarkness:
That de reminded of d is http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t5nsVkUTt20

Lol is your mind ever not in the gutter so to speak?

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posted March 07, 2020 02:20 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by anonymidarkness:
Wow! I love the title, de humbler huh ...

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posted March 07, 2020 02:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Lol is your mind ever not in the gutter so to speak?


Is your mind ever not judgmental ? Perhaps you should come down from your high horse love.

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posted March 07, 2020 02:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
But then again the mind lives in categories, higher ups , lower downs, sex, englightenment, beyond, life...

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posted March 07, 2020 02:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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posted March 07, 2020 02:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by GalacticCoreExplosion:
Lol is your mind ever not in the gutter so to speak?


But then again, maybe I needed it, it made me jump, feels good to be me here, without all the dumbing down..hehhe

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posted March 07, 2020 02:32 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by anonymidarkness:
Is your mind ever not judgmental ? Perhaps you should come down from your high horse love.

Ooh, extra spicy and feisty tonight...

It was said and meant in good humor, and not really in a truly judgmental way, but as the youngin's say, "whatevs".

"8th, 8th House, and now I'm in my feelings... what'ch you revealing, hurts my feelings, but I don't know I need it, but I need it."

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posted March 07, 2020 02:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You tryna make yourself look "good and spiritual" again, come out of the closet deary and accept de darkness.

"Ohh but there ith no darkness inside me, thats why I like pointing my fingers at the moon is it?? Shalalala, like you say, Bah! Humbug!!

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8th House focused Synastry's are quite interesting. A lot of triggering that tends to go on. Damnit Anony, why couldn't you have incarnated into the body of a hot, lusty female, and then we could deal with this tension the proper way...lol

As to the other, more serious stuff.. I'm connected to a human animal body which has ego built in. I long ago accepted that as long as I am connected to such a being, that I'll always have at least some ego attunement. I use to worry and fret about this--I use to monitor and judge every "impure" or "ego like" thought, feeling, etc. Nope, no more, what you see, is what you get.

With that said, I'm somewhat looking forward to the body getting chopped in half, and me coming back in a unlimited form i.e. sans human animal body ego ala my guidance dream, and I swear to goodness, if you're still around, I'm going to manifest and pull some pranks on you.

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posted March 07, 2020 03:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Put the esoteric **** away Galactic, 8th house humbug I aint reading that crap

What am I now??

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posted March 07, 2020 03:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I've found ego can wither away simply by witnessing, try it if you're interested, but I think neither of us come from that "witnessing" bunch, this is much much better(if there are no blockages), whatever it is, its gud, u trigger me like no other(not tryna downplay ur own influence), not really though, I haven't done my own "work" for a week now, and the first few days I was in it , I was like "This is hell, how do they live???

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posted March 07, 2020 03:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I think my planets might fall in ur 7th houss(this was a typo, even my keypad seems to knoww me now, but turns out the knoww was simply "hearty" energy, hehh hehh hehh, orgasm of the heart stuff lolaxx) though.

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posted March 07, 2020 04:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ScandinavianCrab     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by firemoon:
Of course the male ego is very fragile, so I'd need to make it seem like he's helping me rather than the other way around. Really we'd just be helping each other. But I'm willing to give him that sense of perceived dominance, as long as it's balanced in other ways. 

I find this reasoning more attractive than i would like to admit to myself.
I read from a previous post that youre Cap Sun and Cancer ascendant. Would that Sun be in your 7th house?

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posted March 07, 2020 04:38 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Dunno, don't think I've ever seen your full chart.

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posted March 07, 2020 04:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for anonymidarkness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Low and behold my chart...just for you my homie Galactic
http://www.upl.co/uploads/astro2gwash415071577792359.jpg

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