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posted June 16, 2009 04:45 AM         

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My sister and I were talking about people we used to know in college, whose real names we never knew. Some examples:
"Peach Tobacco Man" (phwooar)
"Nice Ankles"
"Guppy" (looked like a fish)
"Rollerblader"
"Mushroom"
"That Mature Student Tw@t"
"Stripy"
"Piggy Pencil Case"
"Clay Pigeon Shooter"

After an encounter with the bathroom mirror in full sunlight this morning, I have decided that people probably quite frequently refer to me as:

"Unfortunate Nostril Hair Woman".

What would someone call you if they didn't know your name?

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posted June 16, 2009 04:56 AM         

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I'd hate to imagine, considering what people call me in person.

Tornado would be apt.

Blue Moon may have been on the ball with Eejit.

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posted June 16, 2009 05:03 AM         

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At the moment, my partner is calling me 'man-girl' while I'm preparing my chin for lazer work.

I like 'Eijit' though. My Grandfather used to call people that a lot (but that was their surname )

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posted June 16, 2009 05:32 AM         

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at college I got called "the black country b!tch".

Their geography is a bit out but I suspect the other part is still used to this day behind my narrow back.

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posted June 16, 2009 09:04 PM         

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haha
great question.
love the nostril hair one.
Fortunately, or maybe unfortunately, working in the alcohol industry, I get to hear what people say behind my back, because drunk people have no concept of whispering.
Mostly, it's "The Little B*tch"
I can live with that.

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posted June 17, 2009 01:31 PM         

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They used to call me "jack hammer" when I was in prison.

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posted June 17, 2009 01:31 PM         

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Oh, yes. I forgot...

"just kidding"

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posted June 17, 2009 02:08 PM         

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"Kurt"

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posted June 17, 2009 05:56 PM         

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gawd, when i see people from a long time, they tend to say things along the lines of "yor mad you are"
nuff said.
im not by the way.
not on face book for a reason..."yor mad you are" yeh...

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posted June 17, 2009 05:58 PM         

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ewwww! I hate facebook, myspace is so much better.

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posted June 17, 2009 07:01 PM         

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This actually kind of stumped me.

For those with little to go on, I think it might be, "Tapper," or something like that. I am known to tap and drum on things.

I could also be, "Possibly married, but never talks about his wife," guy. For some reason some women don't think about which hand the ring is on, so my wearing of a ring that could be mistaken for a wedding band on the wrong hand often triggers questions about whether I'm married or not.

People who do know me a little might call me, "The Astrology Guy," or something. I don't keep my astrological fascination under strict lock and key. I don't mind being seen as a little eccentric.

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posted June 17, 2009 07:53 PM         

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Here in California, I expect I'm referred to as "Tex" or "redneck girl" (mainly for my accent, though there are a few times I dress the part, too).

If I were to move back to Texas, I'd probably be referred to as that "Californian girl."

A baffling thing I was told by a young girl I've babysat, etc, told me her mom told someone else that I was like "Lizzie." Having seen the show Lizzy McGuire, I can't imagine why I'd be compared to her, not even back when I was a child (and I've only enjoyed the movie, not the show, at least what little I've seen of it). HOPEFULLY it's because I can often be cheerful despite setbacks, and NOT because she thinks I have a cartoon alter-ego out to get me, was actually referring to Lizzie Borden, or had actually said "Lesbie/Lesbian."

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posted June 17, 2009 08:26 PM         

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when i was at school in my teenage years, it used to be "the greek" because of my marked profile. Now my friends call me "l'anglais" after 5 years in london. Those who dont like me probably call me "fag" since i moved back to the countryside where me and all the narrow-minded french people living on this earth grew up. It doesnt show but not married AND single at my age is strange around here.

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posted June 17, 2009 09:30 PM         

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Crazy Chick, Theatre Chick

or more recently

Pregnant Lady..

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posted June 17, 2009 10:18 PM         

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I always just get "weird." Which I find... weird.

This is a fun question. I'll have to think on it and see if I can come up with something better.

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posted June 17, 2009 11:12 PM         

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I get "weird" from my Libra roommate fairly often.

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posted June 19, 2009 05:48 PM         

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B*otch.

That's fine with me - I'd say to them "love you too"

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posted June 19, 2009 10:07 PM         

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Unfortunately, it would probably be something to do with my chest, which is a bit out of proportion to the rest of me. When I was in school, I heard so many sickening nick names and comments to do with my chest, it made me feel sick to my stomache, and I wore big bulky sweatshirts all the time to cover them up.
Now, it might be yummy mommy or something like that...I hope

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