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posted June 17, 2009 12:30 PM         

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My dad does my ironing.

When no-one is looking, I let my cat share my plate. She doesn't bother much though, spicy bean burgers aren't her thing.

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posted June 17, 2009 12:39 PM         

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I can't keep secrets very well. I have to share everything with at least one other person and it doesn't have to be the same person every time.

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posted June 17, 2009 03:08 PM         

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fun!
um, lets see, I sleep in my bra because I somehow believe it will prevent saggage.
I talk out loud to my dog when nobody is here, fully expecting one day he will answer.
I still think that someday I will grow up and be a rock star. this could go on forever. someone elses turn!

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posted June 17, 2009 04:14 PM         

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Of all the channels I've seen, including those I THOUGHT I'd have liked, the Disney channel is the only one I find worth watching & doesn't annoy me.

But I still won't pay for dish or cable to get it.

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posted June 17, 2009 07:09 PM         

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I have a good one
I dont have driving license because of alcohol and not always but sometimes I drive

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posted June 19, 2009 12:00 AM         

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I ate at Olive Garden today.

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posted June 19, 2009 12:04 AM         

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I shoplifted sometimes as a kid.

Last month, for the first time in 7 years, I made out with someone who is not my SO. Or male.

I returned my last batch of library books 3 weeks late.

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posted June 19, 2009 01:50 AM         

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I wave to deer or horses that are looking at me on the way home.

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posted June 19, 2009 05:56 AM         

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Eve, was it a person?

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posted June 19, 2009 05:59 AM         

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Eve - so you've met your Lilith - how wonderful...!!!

Confession: talking to my cat in a language not understood by anyone on this planet.

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posted June 19, 2009 06:00 AM         

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I stopped watching TV in June 2008.

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posted June 22, 2009 02:25 AM         

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Deux -
I've been laughing for a good minute.

koi -
Does Hallmark celebrate this occassion?

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posted June 22, 2009 02:27 AM         

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I give the finger to deer or horses that are looking at me funny on the way home.

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posted June 22, 2009 02:33 AM         

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I can't whistle.

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posted June 22, 2009 03:01 AM         

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I have made a solemn vow to never ever give up smoking.

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Be who you are and say what you feel because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter.

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posted June 22, 2009 04:42 AM         

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I cannot cook.

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posted June 22, 2009 07:14 AM         

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I wave to deer or horses that are looking at me on the way home.

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Classic.

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posted June 22, 2009 07:17 AM         

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I didn't know how to tell the time until I was 14.

edited to say, I blame the Casio digital watch I had. Plus I have an aversion to dials. I had to get my ex boyfriend (a talented artist) to draw me a picture with arrows on it, to explain how to use electric storage heaters. The character in the little cartoon he drew had a dunces's hat and blonde hair (was that me? ) And there were sometimes pictures of my cat Gretel alongside Dunce Girl with speech balloons coming out of her mouth saying stuff like "What a ****ing tw@t").

Still couldn't figure them out though.

Compasses? Forget it. I am eternally proud of myself for being able to read a natal chart. But synastry... double dial. Tricky.

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posted June 22, 2009 07:19 AM         

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When I was little, my mother and I got the bus everywhere and when it arrived she would say "Here's our bus". And I really thought the bus was ours. I told everyone we had a bus.

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posted June 22, 2009 07:47 AM         

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she would say "Here's our bus". And I really thought the bus was ours. I told everyone we had a bus

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kids!

when I was around 4 or 5 there was a boy in the neighbourhood and one day his cat gave birth to kittens (he was 6 years older than I) so I went to his place to look at the kittens and suddenly he asks me: 'do you know how babies are made?'

me: well, they grow in their mommy's belly

him: no, how they get there?

me: uhmm, no idea

he gave me a very detailed explanation and of course it was too weird to believe, then I thought: wow, I would have never guessed in my whole life, thanks God, now I know; what a horrible loss for the world it would be if the book where it is written was lost! (I was sure people were given this special book to read when they wanted to start a family) then I felt doubts again and I told him: 'no, it can't be true, you made it all up!'
him: 'that's even crazier than the nonsense I make up! for Christ's sake I am in my right mind yet!'

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posted June 22, 2009 12:09 PM         

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I steal a tomato off my next door neighbors vine when I want one, because he was brave enough to plant them where I can reach, but then I feel guilty, so I give his little doggie a snausage for trade.

oh and Koi, I didn't mention what language I speak to my dog in, but its CERTAINLY not any form of English. So I get you there.

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posted June 22, 2009 05:06 PM         

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I tried to seduce my Roman Catholic pastor when i was an altar server. In the 7th grade.

And also used to steal wine from the sacristy with Megan Alder.

And for a small time wanted to be a priest.

Am now an atheist! LMAO!

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posted June 22, 2009 05:09 PM         

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I think of names for children even though i don't want them.

Gabriel Bryan.

Cole Riley.

Ophelia Grey.

Cillian James.

Etc..

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From: jane
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posted June 23, 2009 01:25 AM         

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meta -

Go girl! I have a thing for priests too. Have you seen "Tropic Thunder"? If so, remember the RDJ part, with the gay priests? They sooo stole that from my fantasies! I swear, I think if I ever had a past life regression, something close to that clip would come back to me.

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posted June 23, 2009 01:33 AM         

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That reminds me of another confession. I'm 29, so I should've matured past this by now. But I love annoying my older sister. My method lately is dancing like Tom Cruise in "Tropic Thunder." It creeps her out. As it should.

Another way I annoy her is with a (melo)dramatic monologue, using cheesy songs as my script. My favorite for this is "St. Elmo's Fire." I usually do the part...

You know in some ways
You're a lot like me
You're just a prisoner
And you're tryin' to break free...

And into the chorus. "You know" is a convenient segue. Sometimes she can tell what I'm up to just by the way I say those two words and threatens to kill me if I go on. She also claims my fire is just hemorrhoids.

But it's not!

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