posted October 07, 2009 12:28 PM         

1. My mankini. Mine's blue and red with paisleys (a bit more distinguished than Senor Borat's).

2. My magically indestructible guitar. The strings are always magically fresh, and the neck never warps.

3. I suppose I'll also need my contacts

Oh wait! I can only bring these no one has already brought, so I guess I still have two options.

2. My sunglasses. I've already got sun-damaged eyes. Should they be prescription? Might be nice to be able to see sometimes.

posted October 07, 2009 12:57 PM         

Even with essential eyewear I wouldn't be anyone's first choice for cooking, chopping or fishing. Unless the only other option is bong boy.

Lying around on a hammock all day, yes, now we are getting into my skill set area.

posted October 07, 2009 01:08 PM         

Pssst - coconut oil/milk makes excellent sunscreen. (or so does Survivorman say)

posted October 07, 2009 01:37 PM         

a Picture of my biggest crush or lover

stuck between a bottle of Martell, or ipod.

posted October 07, 2009 01:50 PM         

otherwise letram will get beat up and the ipod or martell will disappear.

posted October 07, 2009 02:37 PM         

wet wet wet?
i thought it was the troggs?

cpn -

alas!
this weed is superdank;
not a seed in sight.

posted October 07, 2009 02:37 PM         

Love Is All Around is by the Troggs

posted October 07, 2009 02:43 PM         

Oh, and we can make booze. It's not that hard.

posted October 07, 2009 02:47 PM         

too bad not everybody
shares your faith in me

posted October 07, 2009 03:08 PM         

My digital camera, & associated paraphernalia.
My laptop.
My PC with Photoshop and Illlustrator on it
(someone please bring a power/broadband source! Oh, and can you build me a hut while you're at it, to house all the stuff? Put a few lights and a desk in there as well? And a generously sized, comfortable double bed - for me ONLY, of course? Cheers! )

posted October 07, 2009 03:48 PM         

either -

martell

gun

pen/diary

pen and diary so i can record the last days or weeks of my life, so if they find me after its been to late, every one i cared about and loved, friends as well, will know what i had to say about them and how i felt about them.

if i get tired of surviving on the island and give up, or i happen to accept im probably gonna starve to death, i'd get legless on the martell, then cap my self in a self buried grave with my diary in there.

i never liked wine much.

better than ****** beer though.

the end.

posted October 07, 2009 03:57 PM         

LETRAM!

The whole idea of this thread is that you won't be stranded alone, silly!

We are all there(here). For better of for worse

posted October 07, 2009 04:07 PM         

wELLL, I'm thinking outside the box here. I will bring a Monkey suit.

why? multi-functional.

Islands to get cold at night sometimes. So I can sleep in said monkey suit, and not be all cold, since y'all hogged the dudes up in a hurry. See how you are.
Plus the monkey suit will be a nice furry matress, so I dont have to sleep on straw or palm fronds or whatever.

Aha! Cpn, I see you eyeing my monkey suit matress, c'mon, I'll move over.

Thirdly when you all get wasted out of your ghourds, I'll slip into the wooded area, put on my monkey suit and jump out and scare the crap outta you, thereby providing comic relief. Course Valus may think he's talking to prehistoric Man and we may actually have a conversation. Either way, you see how this Monkey suit is multi-purpose.

I can put it on and blend in with the actual monkies on the island. They might take me up as one of their own, and I can find a Momma monkey who will break coconuts against her own noggin for me, and feed me milk. At least I can learn Monkey culture and come back in a few days and give y'all a full report.

Those of you that are awake!

posted October 07, 2009 04:16 PM         

i would still take the martell then,

im not sure what else anymore

if im still single, i could be quite satisfied with one of you on here stranded on a island

i'd bring some Oil.