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PeaceAngel
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posted October 07, 2009 09:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
Okay - we're all stranded on an island together. Synchroniously we each have three items which no one else has managed to salvage. What did you manage to pull from the wreckage and safely onto our island?

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wheels of cheese
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posted October 07, 2009 09:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for wheels of cheese     Edit/Delete Message
Acoustic God
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Pire

So keep your damn hands off cos they're mine capiche? Y'all will have to turn to lesbianism.

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PeaceAngel
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posted October 07, 2009 09:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
Well, that's bloody useless to me now wheels. I was hoping that you would be mine! Damn! I have competition. You know how Aries doesn't like competition. Oh, wait! We do! Hang on then........

I saved:

sexy underwear
scented candles
KY jelly

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PeaceAngel
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posted October 07, 2009 09:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
Oh well. You know how Aries Venus is. You took too long to reply. We don't like long courting.

I'll just go with bm, then.

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Yin
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posted October 07, 2009 09:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Yin     Edit/Delete Message
Wheels, unfortunately for you Valus is MINE. So... I'll ask you nicely and I'll ask you once only to... BACK OFF, b1tch!

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PeaceAngel
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posted October 07, 2009 09:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
Well, it seems to go like this:

Sorry boys, it's a girls' world. And you seem to have no choice.

Well, that means that bm and AG are taken too.

Damn!

Who is my LL soulmate? Where are you? I'm looking for you?

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Valus
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posted October 07, 2009 09:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Valus     Edit/Delete Message

Thanks for rescuing me, wheels. I guess you rescued Yin, too, cause she was in my arms when you grabbed me. Two for one! Okay, um.... unfortuneately, I wasnt able to salvage anything else because I was way too stoned and love-struck at the time. Somebody grab my glass pipe and that fat bag of weed, if you can. Thanks in advance. ~ V

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PeaceAngel
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posted October 07, 2009 09:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message

I'm not feeling the love, though.

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Yin
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posted October 07, 2009 09:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Yin     Edit/Delete Message
Valus babe, all that stuff is already on the island

Good thing somebody carried me, cause I had on me:
1. a Swiss army knife
2. a lighter
3. a container to collect rain water

Now, who wants to live?

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PeaceAngel
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posted October 07, 2009 09:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
Oh, and WELCOME TO LL DATING ONLINE SERVICES.

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Valus
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posted October 07, 2009 09:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Valus     Edit/Delete Message

Oh, PA. Feel it!
It's all around you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k3mG6CBE9I

I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my toes
Love is all around me
And so the feeling grows

It is written on the wind
Thats everywhere I go
So if you really love me
Come on and let it show

You know I love you
I always will
My mind's maid up
By the way that I feel

There's no beginning
There'll be no end
Cause on my love
You can depend

I see your face before me
As I lay on my bed
I kind a get to thinking
Of all the things we said

You gave your promise to me
And I gave mine to you
I need someone beside me
In everything I do

You know I love you
I always will
My mind's maid up
By the way that I feel

There's no beginning
There be no end
Cause on my love
You can depend

It is written on the wind
Thats everywhere I go
So if you really love me
Come on and let it show
Come on and let it show
Come on and let it show
Come on and let it show
Come on and let it show
Come on and let it show
Come on and let it show
Come on and let it show

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Valus
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posted October 07, 2009 09:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Valus     Edit/Delete Message

lol, Yin

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aerialcircus
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posted October 07, 2009 09:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for aerialcircus     Edit/Delete Message
Oh, keep the men, ladies! No offense to LL's male bodied folk, but I'll more than gladly take a few choice ladies to the other side of the island in order to start a tribe of strong, sexy, solid Amazonians! Why else did Goddess give us vibrators?

So yes, with me:

1.) Hammer
2.) Axe
3.) Solar powered vibrators!

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Yin
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posted October 07, 2009 09:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Yin     Edit/Delete Message
3.) Solar powered vibrators!

OMG! *gulp

They have those?

*off to research solar powered vibrators

*after 30 sec.

Yes, they do! http://gizmodo.com/019873/solar-charged-vibrator

*gasp

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PeaceAngel
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posted October 07, 2009 10:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
Umm, is that for sharing?

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Yin
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posted October 07, 2009 10:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Yin     Edit/Delete Message
PA, salt water disinfects well.

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PeaceAngel
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posted October 07, 2009 10:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
REM doing Wet Wet Wet. Rather ironic, really.

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PeaceAngel
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posted October 07, 2009 10:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
Yin

Ummm......... ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!

And I don't mean Aries ewe. I mean, ewwww!

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Yin
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posted October 07, 2009 10:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Yin     Edit/Delete Message
@ PA.
One never knows what one would do when in need.

Oh, here is the Wet Wet Wet version.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0aZj7bXckQ

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blue moon
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posted October 07, 2009 10:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for blue moon     Edit/Delete Message
Is this who we'd throw out of the balloon?

No? O.K

3 things I'd rescue would be:-

1) My contact lenses

2) Sunblock

3) AG

1) & 2) is so I can watch 3) do everything necessary for our survival without getting sunburnt. I also intend to use him for sexual purposes as well as general slavery.

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DepTaurus
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posted October 07, 2009 11:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for DepTaurus     Edit/Delete Message
lets see first off. unmoved and kamots are mine dont even try ill throw sand in your eyes. hahaha.

1 wordsearch puzzels
2 pen
3 glasses

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cpn_edgar_winner
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posted October 07, 2009 11:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for cpn_edgar_winner     Edit/Delete Message
greedy b!tches. i will leave the men alone, just let me use the fire start stuff...deal? yin?

vegetable seeds
fishing pole
guitar


if i get horny I'll do a chick after I teach her how to farm and fish. hot chick only.

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cpn_edgar_winner
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posted October 07, 2009 11:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for cpn_edgar_winner     Edit/Delete Message
and gimme the seeds valus wink wink...i can grow stuff so you never run out, and we can make rope with the hemp stalks and tie our raft together gilligan! i mean valus...ok?

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Yin
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posted October 07, 2009 11:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Yin     Edit/Delete Message
cpn,
I'll start the fire if you catch some fish.

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cpn_edgar_winner
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posted October 07, 2009 11:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for cpn_edgar_winner     Edit/Delete Message
thats fine..... but i ain't cooking all this crap... i will provide it, someone else cook it...communial dinners ok....

communal sex toys? NOT ok

ya'll are sick.

duex and mvm probobly the best cooks. see what you can do and i will try to grow asparagus...k?

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