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emma_duncan
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posted November 22, 2009 06:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for emma_duncan     Edit/Delete Message
i am so freaking bored....
can someone say something interesting, spooky, funny, enchanting, thrilling,
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emma_duncan
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posted November 22, 2009 06:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for emma_duncan     Edit/Delete Message
) i didnt realize just under my topic there was another topic saying wht makes ppl boring

hahahhaha thats interesting

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letram
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posted November 22, 2009 08:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for letram     Edit/Delete Message
well, im listening to Juicy fruit, (mtume)

i always liked these lyrics:

"do what you want, i don't care - i'll be your lolly pop, you can lick me everywhere!

Juicy Fruit!"

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posted November 22, 2009 08:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lara     Edit/Delete Message
How about a bad joke?

I called Pizza Hut, and ordered a thin and crusty supreme for dinner tonight...they sent over Diana Ross.

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emma_duncan
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posted November 22, 2009 08:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for emma_duncan     Edit/Delete Message
is Dianna ross pretty??
just kidding

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fatinkerbell
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posted November 22, 2009 08:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for fatinkerbell     Edit/Delete Message
If you're bored it's always good to go with something controversial. But I don't want to start a controversy. So instead I pose the question that keeps people like me out of it for hours and hours on end: Can God make a rock so heavy He can't lift it? Ver few other people seem to be intrigued by this. I have also for years been working seriously on 'What's the sound of one hand clapping' as well as 'If a tree fall in a forest and there's no one to hear it, does it make a sound?' But my absolute favorites are jokes that don't make sense:
What's the difference between a rabbit? His ears.
What is white and buzzes? A swarm of milk.
Mind you, jokes that are not funny are even funnier, for example:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
This joke isn't ...
This joke isn't what?
This joke isn't funny.
Stuff like that cracks me up. Do you want me to go on? I'd be happy to. I could spout nonsense for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and ...

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emma_duncan
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posted November 22, 2009 09:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for emma_duncan     Edit/Delete Message
@fatinkerbell....

go on

that god and stone argument....a friend told me that its a v classical argument that atheist used to prove there is no god, he explained what was wrong this question. I have forgotten... it had something to do with construction of logical argument

i never get knock knock jokes

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posted November 23, 2009 12:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dervish     Edit/Delete Message
"When embarking on a campaign of vengeance, remember to first dig two graves. One for the man you're after, the other for any poor ******* that gets in your way."

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posted November 23, 2009 12:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dervish     Edit/Delete Message
Btw, if atheists use the argument of "Can God create a rock too heavy to lift," I've yet to meet them or read of it. When I have heard of this one, it's generally just used as a form of humor.

Now there are other paradoxes that ARE used as a means to challenge the idea that the god some believe in is real (at least based on the beliefs of said believers), but that's beside the point.

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posted November 23, 2009 12:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for fatinkerbell     Edit/Delete Message
Well the whole 'God Rock' thing has to do with double negatives ... if you translate the question into pure logic it sounds almost like this: "Can God not do anything?" Answer: "No." Alternatively: "Is there something God can't do?" Answer: "No."

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posted November 23, 2009 12:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dervish     Edit/Delete Message
An example of an actual argument...it's barely over a minute long, but best viewed if bored.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuUkyzrrfi4

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fatinkerbell
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posted November 23, 2009 12:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for fatinkerbell     Edit/Delete Message
d a m n .... I'm not wired for sound but in the interem I've been looking up the ultimate expert on Logic: Wittgenstein:
Wittgenstein says:
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6.1 The propositions of logic are tautologies.

6.11 Therefore the propositions of logic say nothing. (They are the analytic propositions.)

6.111 All theories that make a proposition of logic appear to have content are false. One might think, for example, that the words 'true' and 'false' signified two properties among other properties, and then it would seem to be a remarkable fact that every proposition possessed one of these properties. On this theory it seems to be anything but obvious, just as, for instance, the proposition, 'All roses are either yellow or red', would not sound obvious even if it were true. Indeed, the logical proposition acquires all the characteristics of a proposition of natural science and this is the sure sign that it has been construed wrongly.

6.112 The correct explanation of the propositions of logic must assign to them a unique status among all propositions.

6.113 It is the peculiar mark of logical propositions that one can recognize that they are true from the symbol alone, and this fact contains in itself the whole philosophy of logic. And so too it is a very important fact that the truth or falsity of non-logical propositions cannot be recognized from the propositions alone.

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posted November 23, 2009 12:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for fatinkerbell     Edit/Delete Message
Well that rather long winded speech is from the Tractatus Logicus Philosophicus, one of the most baffling books ever written. I strongly recommend it as required reading for anyone that's bored. Anyway, the question: 'Can God make a rock so heavy He can't lift it?" can actually be translated into a statement (what Wittgenstein calls a proposition) that goes as follows:
"God can't make a rock so heavy He can't lift it."
This is a specific example derived from the tautology / definition of God: God is omnipotent.
Whether God is omnipotent or not is not up for discussion because it is a tautology.

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posted November 23, 2009 12:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for fatinkerbell     Edit/Delete Message
Tautologies are neither true nor untrue. They are like 1=1. Or, 1+1 = 2. Or, 2+3+8=13. The more complicated one side of a tautology is (more numbers in the case of math sums) the more it seems as if the tautology tells you something ... I mean, 1=1 tells you nothing new, 1+1=2 tells you nothing new, and so on. But with the more complex sum you first have to sit down and check that one side of the tautology says the same as the other side.

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posted November 23, 2009 01:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for fatinkerbell     Edit/Delete Message
So, view the sentence:

GOD CANNOT MAKE A ROCK SO HEAVY THAT HE CANNOT LIFT IT

as simply a complicated sum and check whether one side matches the other:

- God is omnipotent = God is omnipotent.
- God can do anything = God can do anything.
- There is nothing God can't do = There is nothing God can't do.
- God cannot not do anything. = God cannot not do anything.
- God can not not lift any rock = God cannot not lift any rock.
- God can not not lift any rock, not even a rock he makes himself = God can not not lift any rock, not even a rock he makes himself.
- God cannot make a rock so heavy he can't lift it = God can not not lift any rock, not even a rock he makes himself.
- God cannot make a rock so heavy he can't lift it = God is omnipotent.
That is the logic of the definition of God. People get confused by can't and can't, which aren't the same. Can't lift means not omnipotent. Can't make means something else ... it's the same as saying 'there is'. In other words there is no rock so heavy God can't lift it. This second "can't" confuses us because it sounds the same as the first "can't", but in fact it is different. Basically it's like this:
(A ) does not equal (not A).
(1 = not 1) is not valid.
The first 'not' is not the same as the second 'not':
The first 'not' negation of definition/ identification, while the second 'not' is the negation of logical validity.
So if we had another word/ phrase like, 'something other than' instead of the first 'not' we wouldn't get confused:
We'd have:
(1=something other than 1) is not valid.
So let's find another term for can't. Let's take: 'able to'.
So the we've got:
"God is not able to make a rock he can't lift."
Here: "is not able" is not a question of identification or definition ... "Is not able" is included in the concept omnipotence in the following way:
If you are omnipotent you not impotent.
If you are omnipotent you are not able to not do anything.
So there's actually no problem.
Of course this doesn't prove God exists because a tautology doesn't say anything, it just gives the meaning of a word/ concept. It's like looking up "God" in a dictionary. Similarly it can't prove God doesn't exist so any atheist who uses it sucks at logic.
What keeps me busy however is not all of the above, which is like duh ... painfully obvious, but rather me mentally picturing God struggling with this dilemma:
Like God wakes up in the morning: OK, today is the day I'm gonna finally succeed at making that d a m n rock I can't lift ... and God's workshed is littered with impossibly enourmous objects that totally dwarf the size of the universe and then God spends the whole day (or a couple of nanoseconds anyway) making and even bigger, heavier rock than the previous day, the tries to lift it, and goes" S h i t , I can't not lift this one either! F u c k I'm so impotent ... oh well, tomorrow is another day."

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posted November 23, 2009 01:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for fatinkerbell     Edit/Delete Message
I warned ya ... I can go on for hours... For an encore I'll look up the bit where Wittgenstein proves that 2+2=4, and if you still want more, I'll find Bertand Russell's proof that 1+1 = 2, which is a real nail - biter.

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posted November 23, 2009 01:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for fatinkerbell     Edit/Delete Message
6.24 The method by which mathematics arrives at its equations is the method of substitution. For equations express the substitutability of two expressions and, starting from a number of equations, we advance to new equations by substituting different expressions in accordance with the equations.

6.241 Thus the proof of the proposition 2 t 2 = 4 runs as follows: (/v)n'x = /v x u'x Def., /2 x 2'x = (/2)2'x = (/2)1 + 1'x = /2' /2'x = /1 + 1'/1 + 1'x = (/'/)'(/'/)'x =/'/'/'/'x = /1 + 1 + 1 + 1'x = /4'x. 6.3 The exploration of logic means the exploration of everything that is subject to law. And outside logic everything is accidental.

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posted November 23, 2009 01:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for fatinkerbell     Edit/Delete Message
Depending on the seriousness of your boredom you can check out Wittgenstein's whole book with this link: http://www.gutenberg.org/files/5740/5740-h/5740-h.htm
It won't take long to read but it might give a headache.
Now where is that Russell thing ... Back soon ...

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posted November 23, 2009 01:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for fatinkerbell     Edit/Delete Message
Here we go: http://humor.beecy.net/misc/principia/

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posted November 23, 2009 01:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for emma_duncan     Edit/Delete Message
fatinkerbell and dervish, dear friends

i am so on cloud number 9, the light discussion, the smooth conversation, the lively topic has just rejuvenated my spirits.

oh i forgot to mention why i was bored out of my skin, ---i was trying to read mind vs brain debate for a professor--- ah haaaaaaaa....

ok jokes apart, i am gng to look at the links the two of you showed. I might end up running screaming on the roads though...or

i will survive 00000 i will survive

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posted November 23, 2009 02:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for fatinkerbell     Edit/Delete Message
Always happy to be of help Emma. Here's another tip ... watch TV or play poker while studying. Seriously, it's the only way I can do stuff these days !! : D Or throw darts at a photo of the prof who makes you read this stuff!!!!

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posted November 23, 2009 07:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for koiflower     Edit/Delete Message
emma - did you run onto the road?

Let's look at the probability of you running onto the road if you viewed the 2 proposed youtube clips and they were mind-blowingly boring enough to blow your brain out to the point that you misjudged and miscalculated your bearings providing one of the following were a factor of evidence to support your statement of you running onto the road:

1. the door was opened toward the road

2. the video clips succeeded in blowing your mind

3. you saw a Supreme running past the door

4. a road existed


The probability that you did not run onto the road based on the following possibilities:

1. you don't eat pizza

2. the rock God made was too heavy and it blocked the door

3. you overcame your boredom by discovering why 2+2=4

4. you do eat pizza and shared it with Diana Ross

Well, emma, how could your life be boring when so much could and could not happen to you !!!!

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posted November 23, 2009 07:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for fatinkerbell     Edit/Delete Message
Yikes!! : D

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posted November 27, 2009 01:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for emma_duncan     Edit/Delete Message
@ fitnkerbell ah i like the idea of darting the prof

@koiflower...yes the door was blocked by that "stone"

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