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Topic: GodZala: The Wedding (Hoax)
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PeaceAngel
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posted January 06, 2010 04:14 AM
 
Tomorrow, eh?Hmmm - I feel the need, the need for speed. There's only one way to get there fast. "Hold on".  IP: Logged |
koiflower
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posted January 06, 2010 04:15 AM
Why thank you! I'm not sure why, but I'll take any loving I can get. Esp now that Coffee is unavailable........IP: Logged |
koiflower
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posted January 06, 2010 04:18 AM
It's a flocked plane.IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted January 06, 2010 04:18 AM
I'm not sure he's as taken as you think...  IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted January 06, 2010 04:19 AM
What's scarier than snakes on a plane?  I get movie rights. IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted January 06, 2010 04:20 AM
It's a what plane?????Oh... flocked. Sorry..... IP: Logged |
vapor-lash
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posted January 06, 2010 04:30 AM
 Love the pics Koi!
The Eagle & The **** - what a perfect pair - and how close to reality lolPA - It's a moderator threesome!.. Together you can moderate anyone who attempts to crash my wedding and ban them for eternity Koi - You can have him back as soon as I divorce him - which I predict will be VERY soon heheh
Srsly - How much coffee can one have?  IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted January 06, 2010 04:33 AM
Using the mods and webmaster as security.I like your way of thinking. Consider security arranged.  IP: Logged |
vapor-lash
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posted January 06, 2010 04:43 AM
I knew I could count on you PA!
And Randall looks so dashing in his flourescent green bikini.. Why He could almost look like Borat from some angles!IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted January 06, 2010 04:44 AM
Sorry, vapor, I fail to see the resemblance. He's a fine looking man. And that mankini is HOT!!!IP: Logged |
koiflower
Knowflake Posts: 1477
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posted January 06, 2010 04:58 AM
Well start saving for your divorce as soon as you're married!!!!!IP: Logged |
vapor-lash
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posted January 06, 2010 05:10 AM
Koi - Yes for sure! And as I was so expressively instructed by all of Coffee's paranoia (in the other thread) - I'll also have at least 3 kids for which he'll pay child support (and later - completely unaccounted for money).. for as long as we both shall live! Until death do us part... Awwwwww
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PeaceAngel
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posted January 06, 2010 05:11 AM
***transferring funds to the Swiss account now***IP: Logged |
vapor-lash
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posted January 06, 2010 05:18 AM
ahh My partner in crime!  Does anyone know Coffee's dob? I'll post a synastry! IP: Logged |
koiflower
Knowflake Posts: 1477
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posted January 06, 2010 05:33 AM
It's good to see you aim for 3 kids - One for you, one for Coffee and one for the nation.They will always need new shoes, and new bikes and football fees and new shoes again and birthday presents and christmas presents and treats in the weekend and the movies and new shoes....... IP: Logged |
vapor-lash
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posted January 06, 2010 05:39 AM
LOLQuestion is - which nation? I think he’s in UK. Make it – one for the Queen!! Haha lol quote:
They will always need new shoes, and new bikes and football fees and new shoes again and birthday presents and christmas presents and treats in the weekend and the movies and new shoes.......
Yes! And they will always need more shoes than the average child (shoes that daddy can pay for) - shoes that mommy will not find.. and promptly decide to use the money to buy *herself* shoes LOL Well I couldn't let it go to waste *shurg* I have some Cap influence, after all! IP: Logged |
vapor-lash
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posted January 06, 2010 05:58 AM
Update: It seems the THEME for this wedding will be:"BOGAN-ESQUE" You must all wear bogan attire and behave accordingly. We're just trying to make Coffee feel comfortable lol IP: Logged |
vapor-lash
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posted January 06, 2010 05:59 AM
Some info to get you started: quote:
A lack of personal hygiene. A bogan will often allow his/her hair to grow into an attractive style named the "mullet" as popularised in the 1980's. A hair cut is a rare event for the bogan, and most styling occurs when the razor is brought out to either a) produce a "skinhead" style cut or b) a "frullet" (front-mullet). Similar styles apply for females, however the female bogan frequently colours her hair auburn. The bogan bathroom usually contains a bar of multi-purpose soap used to both cleaning the family, washing the hair, styling the hair and manicures/pedicures. Whilst most non-bogans will use Eau de Toilette spray as a perfume, the most common boganistic fragrance is "Odour of Toilet". The bogan frequently rosters showers at irregular intervals such as once a week for males and twice for females.
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Distinct vocabulary. The bogan language is somewhat foreign to most English-speaking people. For example in boaglish, the word "shooting" would be pronounced as "shootun". Similarly, the word "look out" is pronounced as "look eet". The boaglish alphabet does not contain the letters "i" or "g", hence the pronunciation of words containing the suffix -ing are simply pronounced -un. Examples include "rootun" (rooting), "fishun" (fishing) and the common phrase "where's me fuckun beer woman" (what is the current location of my alcoholic beverage dearest female partner). The boaglish vocabulary is mostly limited to frequent curse-words and miss-pronunciation of common English words. A common bogan trait also includes shortening words. Locations such as the Wyong Leagues Club become the "leaguesy", the Crown Casino becomes the "leaguesy" and females/males such as Sharon/Barry become "Shaz" and "Baz".
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vapor-lash
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posted January 06, 2010 06:02 AM
A real life example - specimen of Bogan:  IP: Logged |
koiflower
Knowflake Posts: 1477
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posted January 06, 2010 06:02 AM
It will be a dream.........Will you Cazz take Vazz to be your bl00dy sheila to swear at? To booze with? To chunder over? For now and until the brewery dries up? IP: Logged |
vapor-lash
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posted January 06, 2010 06:06 AM
you ARE flipping hillarious LOLOMG Koi - I sooooooooooo want to upgrade you to MINISTER! IP: Logged |
koiflower
Knowflake Posts: 1477
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posted January 06, 2010 06:08 AM
Can a minister have a mullet?  IP: Logged |
vapor-lash
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posted January 06, 2010 06:12 AM
hehe sure - we'll all have mullets!
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vapor-lash
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posted January 06, 2010 06:13 AM
wait... is anyone here bald?IP: Logged |
vapor-lash
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posted January 06, 2010 06:14 AM
Well if you're bald - you're just OUT.. lolToo bad heheh Tough ti%ties ! IP: Logged |
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