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posted January 08, 2010 06:41 AM         

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Coffee - This is about to turn very Jeniffer vs. Angelina-ish! Only more feisty and more bogan! You won't want to miss it!! lol

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posted January 08, 2010 06:42 AM         

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On a different train of thought...

awwwwwwwwww two of my favourite knowflakes tying the knot. Maybe we should make it a double wedding lol

Koi and Spanky I've always known.. From the first time you typed to each other - I felt the chemistry in the air!

You're just so in tune.. You could be Lindsay and Samantha:

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posted January 08, 2010 06:44 AM         

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& CPN lol

- Coffee's dad sends his regards:

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posted January 08, 2010 06:45 AM         

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Okay - my Aries ego is starting to feel somewhat left out here. I need a celeb cellmate, I mean, soulmate too, vapor.

It better not be C3-PO.

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posted January 08, 2010 07:00 AM         

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lol aw PA you know my Venus/NN conj. would never leave you out!
If there's a soulmate out there for you - I'll find them!

Likely candidates:

1. Courtney!

2. Billy!

3. Beyonce!

4. The Rock!

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posted January 08, 2010 07:04 AM         

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We have a winner!

BILLY!!!

I don't know what the **** you were thinking with the others though.

Well, okay - Courtney I can understand.

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posted January 08, 2010 07:26 AM         

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his dad hating me is part of the attraction.
hey, whip-lash, nice that you even put a picture of he and i together as you deny the truth. its ok honey.

koi- your hair looks great!

i am the only woman he simultaniously wants to choke and fck.

actually i bring that out in a lot of people.

spanky, you would be my second pick for ll lover. the soulmate aspect and all.

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posted January 08, 2010 07:33 AM         

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oops, i missed the part about koi and spanky. if coffee wont have me anymore i want a nice round woman to cuddle with. must be round. must be nice.

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posted January 08, 2010 07:40 AM         

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this summer i am thinking of branching out my skills and becoming a garage sale inspector, that is how they pay for weddings, if they have too many books, not enough tools, i am shutting them down. same with too many clothes and not enough stuff that plugs in. i'm shutting them down.

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posted January 08, 2010 07:47 AM         

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That's a great idea, cpn. Particularly if the people are porn enthusiasts. Do you have to try the products before you, errr, shut them down?

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posted January 08, 2010 07:50 AM         

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CPN -

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nice that you even put a picture of he and i together as you deny the truth. its ok honey.

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Oh NO!! Are you sayin' what I THINK you're sayin'?

THIS Photo?!

Coffee is Samantha??

Samantha is coffee??

All this time.. I thought he had a penis.

Yes - this may come as a shock to some of you, but I'm the "no sex before marriage" type lol:

He even said it to one of my bridesmaids - right here!

Lara, I have penis. You could draw a conclusion from this bit of information, which would be wise, as logic doesn't always follow my first statement.

Ok - No penis = No wedding! I am *that* shallow.
You'll just have to prove it Coffee!

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posted January 08, 2010 07:55 AM         

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No fear, vapor. Where there's a will, there's a way.

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posted January 08, 2010 07:55 AM         

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Nothing says "I love you" like a crochet strap-on.

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posted January 08, 2010 08:00 AM         

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LOL

Hey - Does this mean I'll have to adopt?

Well I guess we know who the Angelina is in THIS story -- cpn lol

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posted January 08, 2010 08:10 AM         

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oh coffee has a bone. a real bonafide fleash and blood bone (r). reminds me of a song, i've got a boner for you, a boner for you.

i was talking about the cup of coffee and the lion under growling "keep away, keep away"

man i am lazy, cant hunt pictures this morning.

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posted January 08, 2010 08:13 AM         

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and samantha ronson is not my idea of a round woman. i dont need bones poking me in my sleep. and i am thinking i would wake up in the night and set rodent traps thinking i had weasel or rat of some type here in the house. that is just creepy. i was specific. round. nice.

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posted January 08, 2010 08:14 AM         

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That lazy line is a dyslexic's nightmare.

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posted January 08, 2010 08:16 AM         

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i would marry your grandmother. if she is round and nice.

providing she can cook. that is also essential.

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posted January 08, 2010 08:18 AM         

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you are making fun of my dyslexia? good thing my add kicked in so i already forgot.

geesh.

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posted January 08, 2010 08:19 AM         

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thats what friends are for.

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posted January 08, 2010 08:19 AM         

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No - I'm making fun of mine.

Go back and read that lazy line. Seriously.

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posted January 08, 2010 08:21 AM         

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Just using James to edit a post. Thanks James.

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posted January 08, 2010 08:22 AM         

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try thinking like that.
seriously.

i missed this, i missed us.

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posted January 08, 2010 08:23 AM         

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Here she is! CPN's soulmate:

They don't get any rounder lol

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posted January 08, 2010 08:23 AM         

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ben dover really hates those kind of jokes.
so does al kaholic.

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