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PlutoSquared
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posted December 31, 2010 08:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PlutoSquared     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ok, I want this thread to be funny, but also a bit serious. Feel free to post your own prediction/forecasts for 2011 on this thread for future reference...

What is this year going to bring for you? What do you think is ahead? If you have no idea, just make something up but try to be a little serious.

My personal horoscope for 2011: I think I will be doing the exact thing I am right now at the end of 2011.

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Randall
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posted December 31, 2010 08:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
In 2011, Lindaland will be taken over by the CIA, and I will be replaced with an alien clone now being grown in Area 51 under the cooperation of a joint effort between the CIA, NSA, Army intelligence, and the alien base on the dark side of the moon. Several Knowflakes will suspect it's not really me, because of obvious changes in the way that I post, and despite a convincing episode of Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura about it, the plan to make Lindaland the flagship site chosen by the aliens to enslave mankind will go forward as planned with little resistance. What they don't know is that in 2012, I escape and expose them all, thus singlehandedly saving the world.

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PlutoSquared
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posted December 31, 2010 08:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PlutoSquared     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Wow.

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minerva1987
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posted January 01, 2011 12:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for minerva1987     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Happy New Year Guys!!!
lol!

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Certain desires are positive: a desire for happiness; for peace; for a more harmonious and friendlier world.
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PlutoSquared
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posted January 01, 2011 02:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PlutoSquared     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Happy New Year~!

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jwhop
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posted January 01, 2011 08:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"In 2011, Lindaland will be taken over by the CIA, and I will be replaced with an alien clone now being grown in Area 51 under the cooperation of a joint effort between the CIA, NSA, Army intelligence, and the alien base on the dark side of the moon....Randall"

How did you find out Randall? This operation is classified beyond "Top Secret Galactic". But, you're wrong about Area 51. It's actually being run out of Area 52.5.

Now, we'll have to request you come in for a brain-wipe...along with everyone who reads this thread. We know who you are!

My mission here is blown. I predict I'll be reassigned; probably to a backwater hell hole like Proxima Centauri 4. God, I despise the Arachnids

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juniperb
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posted January 01, 2011 10:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I will be the warden for the prison cells they throw jwhop and Randall in when it is discovered they are T Rex decendents conspiring to overthrow the chipmunk cartel that the goverment code named Lindaland

* I will buy a new 4 wheel drive pick up.*

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PlutoSquared
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posted January 01, 2011 02:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PlutoSquared     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
It's 2011, and I... see... strange... alien... people...

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Ami Anne
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posted January 01, 2011 02:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Randall

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Jesus never put his trust in man cuz he knew what was in man.
Pluto conjunct Deja ,Bruh.

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AcousticGod
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posted January 01, 2011 04:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Not personal, but...

Perhaps this year will bring the answer to the ever-confounding question of why they make men's trousers with three clasps. A button, a hook, and another button. What gives?

Also, may this year bring the end of having to turn on the lights in a business's bathroom. If they want to conserve energy, they may switch to motion detection technology. I don't know why I think this should be standard, but I do.

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juniperb
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posted January 01, 2011 05:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by AcousticGod:
Not personal, but...


Also, may this year bring the end of having to turn on the lights in a business's bathroom. If they want to conserve energy, they may switch to motion detection technology. I don't know why I think this should be standard, but I do.


YES! I hate touching a light switch in a public rest room!

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Randall
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posted January 02, 2011 09:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The aliens use light switches to transfer the mind control virus.

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jwhop
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posted January 02, 2011 11:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
By all means, don't lick the light switches!

So juni, as Warden, are you going to grant conjugal visits?

I've had my eye on a cute little Allosaurus.

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Randall
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posted January 02, 2011 11:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Go big or go home, Jdog! Nothing beats a cute lady T-Rex!

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Randall
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posted January 05, 2011 06:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I've already learned dinosaur for "I love you." rawr

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Randall
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posted January 07, 2011 11:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
*bump*

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PlutoSquared
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posted January 12, 2011 11:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PlutoSquared     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
It's amazing how we've started this year, already... sheesh!

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ghanima81
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posted January 13, 2011 11:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ghanima81     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I will be caught in a love triangle between jwhop and AG, and the two will have to appear on a special addition of Crossfire to battle it out for my hand.

I will eventually become too confined by their political meanderings and leave them both for juni and her new pick up.

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PlutoSquared
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posted January 13, 2011 11:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PlutoSquared     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sounds like a lady Ga-ga music video Awesome story, though

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Randall
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posted January 13, 2011 12:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Haha! Ghani, do you want join the Mod Squad?

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ghanima81
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posted January 13, 2011 12:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ghanima81     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/Forum25/HTML/002124.html

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AcousticGod
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posted January 13, 2011 12:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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I will be caught in a love triangle between jwhop and AG, and the two will have to appear on a special addition of Crossfire to battle it out for my hand.
I will eventually become too confined by their political meanderings and leave them both for juni and her new pick up.

WHAT?!? I should be able to win that one easy!

Ok, so when do we get together? This love triangle's not going to start itself.

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ghanima81
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posted January 13, 2011 01:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ghanima81     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Meet me in St. Louis? When in Rome?

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AcousticGod
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posted January 13, 2011 01:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Bizarre Love Triange - Frente (cover of New Order)

St. Louis...interesting choice.

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ghanima81
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posted January 13, 2011 01:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ghanima81     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ultimate preference would be Florence. And hiking in the Italian mountains would be ideal. Kthnx.

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