posted May 02, 2020 11:32 PM            

That's right, Facebook BS. The intellectual dunce who posted that drivel said there was no known agenda for that legislative session of the Michigan legislature.
The 'known agenda' was to debate the Whitless shutdown extention.

posted May 03, 2020 12:05 PM            

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Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer on Sunday condemned recent demonstrations at the Capitol as ”not representative of who we are in Michigan” and said reopening the economy will be based on the advice of medical experts, not political pressure.

Her comments came after protesters, some armed with rifles, descended upon the Capitol on Thursday to protest Michigan’s coronavirus stay-home order.

Appearing on CNN’s “State of the Union with Jake Tapper,” Whitmer said imagery displayed at the protest, including a noose, Confederate flag and swastika, “depicted some of the worst racism and awful parts of our history in this country.”

Whitmer said she won’t give in to political pressure to reopen the state. Instead, she said, “we need to listen to the expertise at our institutions of higher learning, in our health systems, and make decisions that are going to protect the lives of everyone.”

“Whether you agree with me or not,” she said, “I’m working to protect your life if you live in the state of Michigan.”

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posted May 03, 2020 01:33 PM            

Whitless couldn't get reelected by the people of Michigan. Lucky for her, she's not up for reelection.

But, Whitless is supposedly being considered for Creepy, Sleazy Joe 'Plugs' VP candidate.

Go for it Joe. What a perfect democrat ticket.

posted May 03, 2020 04:33 PM            

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Originally posted by jwhop:
Whitless is acting like the perfect little Nazi. The Swastika, (which I didn't see), was for her.

Whitless couldn't get reelected by the people of Michigan. Lucky for her, she's not up for reelection.

But, Whitless is supposedly being considered for Creepy, Sleazy Joe 'Plugs' VP candidate.

Go for it Joe. What a perfect democrat ticket.

Creepy, Sleazy Joe & Whitless Whitmer.

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posted May 03, 2020 05:59 PM            

The Ministry of Covid Compliance is reminding us this week how the virus has a genetic targeting mechanism able to differentiate between essential cans of vegetables, bottles of liquor, lottery tickets and non-essential products like sneakers and paint. Thus the Ministry is able to help us better understand the lock-down policy.

We’ve been piling into crowded supermarkets for seven weeks buying food, and we are allowed to purchase liquor and lottery tickets. Those purchases are deemed safe by the state; however, it is critical for viral control that we not purchase sneakers or other hazardous items which pose a greater threat of proximity transmission.

Similarly the COVID-19 virus seems incapable of keeping up with the speed of passenger vehicles, buses, airplanes and trains. However, once you exit your COVID compliant transportation, the virus can swoop down and attack you if you are in the proximity of a open-space park or beach.

The Ministry appreciates our compliance in avoiding the dangerous virus freedom zones; and is thankful for compliant citizens who do not question the complex data analysis that goes into regional scientific tracking systems.

To avoid an increased infection rate it is critical for American citizens to only visit Home Depot, Lowes, Costco, WalMart & other large institutional retail systems with influential lobbying offices near the Covid Mitigation Ministry.

Effective compliance and mitigation requires that everyone must avoid the small business operations where the virus is more prone to hide out and attack consumers. The scientific data-hubs in/around K-Street in Washington DC must lead our careful decision-making.

Remember, the Ministry is working closely with regional governors to outline the greatest threat. Walking on a golf course in Massachusetts is safe-behavior; however, if you carry a particularly shaped stick and swing it at a ball, the virus will immediately target you.

These granular distinctions are very important to understand.

In the Ministry of Delaware food trucks are now permitted to operate; however, if you attempt to purchase a dress for Mothers Day, you are putting society at risk.

Currently in most regions the virus is allowing dogs and cats to have their fur trimmed. However, if a human attempts to commercially reduce the length of your sideburns it will create a viral hot-spot potentially putting the health of our planet at risk.

The rebel alliance has noted that specifically random viral targeting appears much more prevalent in the regions where people formerly wore genitalia on their heads. There is a possibility this could be propaganda because there is not enough conclusive scientific data assembled to quantify the merit of this claim. Confirmation efforts remain ongoing.

In almost all regions of ministry control, furniture purchasing seems like one of the most potentially dangerous activities. Out of an abundance of caution these consumer hubs of activity have been shut-down; however, the Ministry is evaluating how the virus would respond if cans of vegetables were placed within the building.

According to the most extensive study conducted so far, commercial buildings with cans of vegetables appear to be the safest venue allowing congregation and proximity. It is unknown if moving canned foods and sandwiches into the furniture stores, or other less traveled venues, would transfer the benefits of virus mitigation. The Ministry has a teleconference with scientists and industry experts scheduled later this week to analyze this question.

In the interim, the Ministry would like to remind you the greatest danger is the type of purchasing you make. Large box retailers with dense populations are safe-spaces. Smaller business with less density are hazards; and houses of religious worship are death traps due to their propensity to promote the most critically dangerous activity of all, fellowship.

Because the literal health of our nations’ citizens are at risk, we must remain steadfast and resolved to keep all hospitals and patient facilities closed and at precipice of financial ruin.

Remember, we are all in this together; and to prove how critical this is to our society we must all stay apart.

posted May 04, 2020 06:07 PM            

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Michigan residents prefer how Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D) has handled the coronavirus outbreak over President Trump's response to the pandemic, according to a statewide poll released Monday.

The Detroit Regional Chamber's survey found that 57 percent of residents approved of Whitmer's handling of the pandemic, while 44 percent said the same about Trump. Disapproval of the governor's response stood at 37 percent, compared with 50 percent for the president's.

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posted May 04, 2020 06:55 PM            

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Originally posted by Randall:
The legislature has turned on her. They need to remove her from office. Surely there's a way to remove a tyrant.

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posted May 04, 2020 06:57 PM            

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Originally posted by juniperb:
[QUOTE]Michigan residents prefer how Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D) has handled the coronavirus outbreak over President Trump's response to the pandemic, according to a statewide poll released Monday.

The Detroit Regional Chamber's survey found that 57 percent of residents approved of Whitmer's handling of the pandemic, while 44 percent said the same about Trump. Disapproval of the governor's response stood at 37 percent, compared with 50 percent for the president's.

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What are the majority of Michigan residents like these days, I wonder? 🤔

posted May 04, 2020 08:43 PM            

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LANSING — Michigan Republicans say they’re still planning to sue Gov. Gretchen Whitmer over her emergency powers, contemplating a voter petition drive to limit her authority and preparing oversight hearings on her handling of the coronavirus pandemic.

But not this week.

In the meantime, Michigan residents should not defy the governor’s stay-at-home order and business closure mandates, Senate Majority Leader Mike Shirkey said Monday.

“Though frustrations are high, and they’re growing, let me be clear: I am not recommending that people ignore the governor’s executive orders,” Shirkey, R-Clarklake, said in a radio interview on WCHY in Cheboygan. “I am not. I think that would put them in a tenuous situation.”

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