posted November 29, 2004 03:28 PM           

Thx much. You might be biased because of your mars in Libra...

... there are some (just a few) who find me overbearingly narcissistic and self-contained... I just smile at them. Can they really blame me? My sole dispositor is Venus... sheesh... w/ pluto second in command.

... and I just made it apparent that I'm susceptible to flattery.

AJ-

oops. I DID end the post by saying "... and THAT is why... I do not date Libra moons."

I meant to say... "... That is why I don't COMMIT to Libra moons" ... my bad for not revising.

... but such a gloomy prior post... let's lighten it up by generalizing further... ha!

Dating- I usually only enter for a few drinks and desert when traveling on a busy schedule... guess I don't trust the handling of raw foods (which I ALWAYS request) until I'm well acquainted with her kitchen manager. Why? Because I simply detest the idea of gloves in ovens. Gotta stay healthy for my work... and never have time to check the safety reports or their validity during such quick encounters. A heavy shame because a Libra moon may most easily entice me to stay for a five-course meal... lightly swaying me to bypass the inspection... solely on the merit of her being so charmingly reputable... were it not for the ironic catch that she usually only serves two-course conversations (talking and kissing)... absent of raw-foods and deserts to first-time guests despite the teasing array of delectable menu items only engraved for the purpose of luring a "guest" in for a second, third... hundredth visit. Even on the ten- thousandth visit... I still don't have access to all of the specials. She also never takes into consideration the fact that I've already decided never to return since it's been proven she'll make a mockery of my fiercely loyal patronage. After all- all this traveling is solely done for the purpose of finding just the "right-fit-ambience" to dine in for the rest of my days. Instead of awaiting the day of endless funds where I can keep unlocking the menu.

5 star Leo moons on the other hand... great for when I'm running under budget on the petty cash supply... and desire "pay-as-you-go" regal service... eager to return... and always fully accommodated. Gotta have the cash upfront though. Can rarely ever start a line of credit... as it's sometimes possible with a Taurus moon.

On the opposite end of the spectrum... When I'm on an extreme financial downswing... the kind where the chain snaps from the bar and I'm sent hurling into the brimstone ditch beyond where the sand underneath the swing ends... I take the swing chains and cuff myself for a Capricorn moon or Scorpio moon. "Yes. Ma'am. Ow! YES!"

Getting back into gear with the limited funds I risked my life for by investing on the side during the Cap and Sco moon phase... a Pisces moon does just fine. Cuddling to watch a movie is very cheap... so is the half-of-a-drink I buy her beforehand.

Once I land a comfortable pad on the shore after being washed up... a Cancer moon usually helps warm it up nicely. Grocery shopping together at various stores qualifies as a weekend getaway... and she joyously freaks out every time I cook... or "nurture" her on an isolated beach during a starry night.

My virgo moon assistant will admire my attention to detail as our next assignment is underway

My gemini moon neighbor-of-old will accompany me through phone-sex during my uphill voyage.

And the Sag moon who didn't even say bye to me... because she thought I might stay to "trap" her... reappears because she figures I'm so busy... that commitment won't even be a question.

Then as I begin to plateau above the clouds... I see Mt. Olympus... and what else can I do but continue the cycle? Oh- Aphrodite- how I wish all my strength were sufficient to resist your call. I've got a Leo moon purring and kneeling on her hunches next to me after all! At this point I might start crying... already knowing the inevitable end...

posted November 29, 2004 07:39 PM           

Show us what you offer for dinner;>

posted November 30, 2004 11:50 AM           

My chef is doing photo-op interviews out on the golf course... but if I get to prepping immediately...

I could serve you another plate of "SCHMUCK- a la exceedingly gross generalizations... with a verbose garnishing... and an ample sprinkle of downplayed complexity..." Essentially, yesterday's special... originally prepared for a lighthearted and emotionally avoidant mercurial palate.

And may I add... the emotions are freshly squeezed to your liking... with just the right acidity and blend of boastful fruits...

However, phone/internet orders are exclusive to you... only if you are a frequently registered (and consistently single) guest requesting room service... whereupon the full menu is available and I, of course, will personally accompany you.

So from hereon, as you decide whether my specially tailored package will suffice (quality over quantity... but reassuringly enough quantity), I shall leave you at the disposal of my concierge who will assist you further and guide you through the formalities of precise etiquette and proper attire... I do accommodate my guests with a Victoria's Secret boutique just a few paces away from the conference center. Consequently, if you should happen to have brought a lot of Jupiter with you... the regulation on attire shall be nullified and I will immediately escort you to my lush garden complete with heated cascades. To your preference, of course. I shall now retire to tend to media relations... and will await your call.

As always... I value your patronage... and if you should have any special needs... like a lot of saturn, uranus or pluto... I am more than willing to personally adjust my standard of excellence to ensure full satisfaction... drop the ******** facade and get straight to bleeding-heart traumatic dramatizing.

posted November 30, 2004 09:18 PM           

It's rough always seeing the perfection in everything, but eventually I have come to the conclusion that every menu is beautiful in it's way. No one can convince me otherwise.

I have a sixth house Sun, and lots of Virgo so I fuss over the details for drama.

So, are you single? married? divorced, or cohabiting with a member of the opposite or same sex? Having relations with anyone lately?? Too personal! Note how blunt I can be?

I am not exactly single most of the time, but I work on that. Right now my interests are Geminis and Virgos. The Gemini has a PIsces Ascendant and has a supernatural ability to sense when I am favoring someone else. I do tend to attract mainly men friends, who have character, when I find one to be romantic with he remembers all my other male friends so it gets too close sometimes.

But since I haven't been breeding after two marriages, I really don't click with women my age on a daily basis and I attract men as buddies. I don't date them usually. That's the damage done by all that fire in my chart, turns women into magnets for male friends.

There are a few single fabulous women on this board, let me introduce you:

Astrojunkie, who may talk to you,
she is a Libra/5th Scorpio Mars and Mercury.
Venus in Virgo/4th house
Very selective and intelligent, sexy in a Scorpio/Virgo type of way.
I believe she is a Gemini Ascendant,

Then we have many others including Moonbaby, SweetLibra, Pixie, a Scorpio, Virgo Artist, Aphrodite, among many others.

You are not doing much showing of yourself Cazi, what is your interest in astrology and who is your lady love this week? Include her chart, if possible.

Now that you have strutted yourself on the this thread, and we know you a bit, it's time to give us some good info.

What do you know? Ready to solve problems? Answer questions?

posted December 01, 2004 12:59 AM           

Now I really understand the abundant use of smilies on this board. The lack of voice inflection kills me on forums. I couldn't figure out your tone as I'm sure you couldn't quite figure out mine. I thought you were reprimanding me at first in effect of my dancing monkey routine. Thank you for introducing me.

Single. Last interaction was two weeks ago with a girlfriend from five years back whom I hadn't spoken to or seen since. It felt like no time passed between us. She also creepily and pleasurably felt just like my most recent ex. No chewing and loves to disinfect. Guess it's because they both had mars in cancer and venus in virgo at nearly the same degrees. She is a Leo with venus rising in Virgo. I attract many Leo's and Virgo venus(es) because of my 7th house in Leo co-ruled by Virgo.

I am very personal, I do best on a one-on-one basis... classic Libra in that sense... or when a group is limited to a few well-known friends... very Scorpio. But I actually really like blunt people and blunt women especially... it owes to my sag mars and jupiter conjunct moon. I value straight-to-the-point honesty greatly.

I don't think it's the fire that makes you a man-magnet. I'm certain it's the venus and moon influence that screams out "PURE WOMAN". Actually, it doesn't scream... it emanates, sways, struts, curves and bounces... from my experiences. One of my fave combos. Cancer co-rules my 5th. I also think mercury influences favor women greatly. Think Heidi Klum.

I'll have to check to see if it's kosher to post my "love-of-the-week's" chart first... but she is a Leo moon and Libra rising. My interest in astrology? It's amazing. It's helped further open my understanding of diversity amongst people. I love mythology and symbolism. I don't do much showing because I'm busy busy.

posted December 01, 2004 01:25 AM           

ok im off topic now, but i have to respond to cazi.

cazi, given what i've read, you're in your early to mid 20s, yes?...

would you mind posting your astro-bio? my virgo brain is compelled to disect!

posted December 01, 2004 09:48 AM           

I'll have to check but it's in the last degrees, thanks for the pure woman compliment. I see the Jupiter conjunct Moon, which is nice, you must like to take care of your guests. Aquarius rising, do you attract Scorpios?

The French believe that flattery is a form of making love, no disinfectant necessary;>

Moonbaby likes you btw, don't forget to spread the compliments around, we all need those and I don't want to monopolize you,

If this was a party I would introduce you around and set you up with a drink and snack, and ask you to read a poem.

Jupiter conjunct Moon is happy creating, What causes you pain and distress and how do you deal with it? Do you take care of others, hide it, get creative, or use positive imagery?

BTW
We all take turns answering astrology questions on the board, so if you see a post and you can answer it, please feel free to offer advice. You seem to have your heart in the right place.

posted December 01, 2004 02:40 PM           

i love it when feelings can be expressed well without overwhelming, you know...?

its a trait I would love to have...

my mercury square neptune needs a lot of work to overcome...

posted December 01, 2004 02:57 PM         

its a trait I would love to have...

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posted December 02, 2004 05:35 AM           

but I just saw your pics on the photoshop...you are very pretty lady.

but yea, i havent quite adept at analysisng aspects yet...still reading up

posted December 02, 2004 09:21 PM           

Moonbaby-
I, in turn, do greatly admire how Cancer women come off so womanly in their free expression of emotions. Sometimes there's too much emphasis on needing to talk about emotions.. that one forgets to just "FEEL" and ride things out... in the manner that Cancers are so extraordinary in their ability to do so. Who needs to talk... when you can just resonate bodily?

Jazzebel-
I'll keep the heart-breaking in check.

Pixelpixie-
Is that red heart beating slightly fast? I knew you'd enjoy it. I don't think I've ever met a Scorpio I didn't get along with immediately.

Sthenri-
If this were a party. I'd pass up on the poetry, get straight to drinking and ease into my scorpio moon stealth mode until I catch the perfect stare that carries me into the bedroom for the REAL poetry recital. (Yeah, yeah, you might think it's all talk)

Betrayal causes me pain and distress. Inhumane acts and lies also.

I tend to dish out whatever I was served. However, if I try to nourish first but receive no gratitude... I immediately withhold my aid... maybe even bite if they point their spoon at me. I look for loyalty wherever I go. Why waste time on anything else?

I'm always there for friends.

posted December 03, 2004 12:46 AM           

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I DO get along with many Libra moons as friends... but definitely, absolutely, without a doubt and most importantly NOT in a long term intimate relationship.

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Cazi, you're only 22? What do you know of "long term intimate" relationships?

edited to add*

At 22 i felt "absolutely, without a doubt and most importantly" CONFIDENT i would never become close or intimate with either a GEM or SAG. However, I was bonked on the head with both of them around the same time. One a dear friend and the other a dear long-term lover and confidant- respectively.

posted December 03, 2004 01:00 AM           

I've known a 3 year relationship that included a live-in phase and almost continued in engagement.

Beside... I already confessed in another thread that this whole spiel was done in an overly dramatized fashion that doesn't really jive with how I truly feel... which is ultimately inexplicable...

posted December 03, 2004 01:40 AM         

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Who needs to talk... when you can just resonate bodily?

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