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Topic: ATTENTION ALL MEN!!!
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Yang
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posted February 11, 2005 02:08 PM
 
Hey I can't let all you females head bashing us males. We have to stand up for ourselves!It's unfair!  IP: Logged |
jwhop
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From: Madeira Beach, FL USA
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 11, 2005 02:14 PM
Hmmm, I don't think you women will be packing us men up for an off earth vacation any time soon. You see, it's men who are native to Earth and have legal possession through lines of descent from Adam, our ancestor. It's women who are the alien life form on Earth, introduced by the Gods as a joke on poor Adam. Bone of my bone and flesh of my flesh...indeed! There was poor Adam, in command of all he surveyed, growing his hair, naming all the animals, communing with nature and doing as he pleased. And then, Eve was introduced into Adam's world and immediately began to undermine his authority over the earth, questioning his orders and even going so far as to take the word of the subtle snake, an entity she didn't even know, over the word of her husband. Disaster soon followed as is the usual case when women don't listen to their husbands. I must give credit where credit is due, however. Women have harnessed men to provide all the things women desire. Men have spent their lives fulfilling every wish of women, designing clothing, scents, myriad's of cosmetics and cosmetic surgery to keep you looking young, implants to round out your figures and endless other things that had the time and effort been spent productively, men would have been sailing among the stars....looking for those Gods who played that trick on poor Adam. We will eventually get there anyway and when we do, we will find those Gods who foisted women off on poor Adam. It will be payback time and if there's anything we've learned well over the eons, it's the art of war. Surely, what the Gods did in the beginning was an act of war  IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
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From: ON Canada
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 11, 2005 02:15 PM
No bashing here, I love you men..
but puh-lease!!! Men are grumpy fubble- butts ( made up that word, seemed right) just as much as we are.......
We are more vocal about it usually, because we are allowed to be.IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
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From: ON Canada
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 11, 2005 02:16 PM
jwhop, you know what you can do with that fig leaf, darling.
Why, it's quite a small fig leaf, isn't it? Is it cold here or something?
 j/k.IP: Logged |
maya-v
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posted February 11, 2005 02:17 PM
knew a guy named adam ... gave up on running after me after a few years - lolIP: Logged |
Mama Mia
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posted February 11, 2005 02:19 PM
AAAAAHHHHHH shoot had to come back to see what all the ruckus was about. Hey guys don't start the war if you are not ready for the battle. Or is it the other way around? Well yall know what I am talking bout.. IP: Logged |
pidaua
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From: Back in AZ with Bear the Leo
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 11, 2005 02:23 PM
LMAO...jwhop...I think that Adam must have been a Leo LOL..  IP: Logged |
maya-v
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posted February 11, 2005 02:24 PM
Definitely a fire sign Pid, act first and think later ..... much much later!Women and Cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Robert A. Heinlein IP: Logged |
jwhop
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From: Madeira Beach, FL USA
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 11, 2005 03:51 PM
No figs down here Pixie. When I absolutely must have a leaf to hide behind this is what I use
 Well Pid, I can't believe any Leo could be that naive. I can hear the conversation..as Adam wakes up. "Who are you?" "I'm Eve" "Where did you come from" God made me from one of your ribs". "Right!"  "Did you know you're naked?" "So?" "So, while you were sleeping, I found some cute little leaves to cover you up, don't you just adore this color?" "They're all green!" "Yes but just look at how it's cut, very flattering" "It chaffs my skin and looks ridiculous" "You'll get used to it". And so began the quest for fashion. How the mighty have fallen...if Adam could only see us now! IP: Logged |
delerious
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posted February 11, 2005 04:26 PM
Yang, I gotta say I've seen alot of nags of both genders, and in either case it is very destructive to a relationship.  It becomes more of a parent/child relationship and invariably the 'naggee' gets resentful and rebellious and less and less inclined to do the 'nagger's bidding. Obviously that kind of dynamic is not condusive to the loving partnership we all crave!! (had it done to me) and Jwhop, how's your love life going with that attitude?!! Seems kinda sad, thought the goal was a true partnership, why must everyone strive to prove that we're better? Fact is we need each other, it's a sometimes hostile world out there, you know the yin to the yang thing (not to mention SEX!!) I love the differences, want to celebrate them, and if I've had my difficulties with men in the past that was mostly bad choices I made. So I say lets bury the hatchet and vive la difference!!!!  IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 118
From: ON Canada
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 11, 2005 04:35 PM
********snuggles up to jwhop and his large leaved friend********
I can't help it, I've a soft spot for um..... greenery. The most horrible thing about some relationships, is the mutual nagging. Oh, it drives me insane. The day I nag my man is the day I hope he throws me a look and calls me his mom.... Of course, if he does that, I will be forever silent to him, as my ass slides out the door. The other day, this woman was shopping with her man near me, and he was selecting some personal care products. She gave him a disgusted look and said "Can't you do anything right? You are so stupid.." blah blah blah.. a barrage of insults. He took it!!!! I just walked away, incredulous... laughing as it was so degrading and unbelievable.
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26taurus
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posted February 11, 2005 04:45 PM
ROFL jwhop.And yep, nagging is the relationship killer. Then they wonder what happend when the guy finally leaves.  IP: Logged |
virgotaurustaurus
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posted February 11, 2005 04:48 PM
Hm....all I can say, after reading this thread, is that mutuality is the one major thing that should be strived for in relationships. IP: Logged |
Heart--Shaped Cross
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posted February 11, 2005 04:55 PM
For what its worth, here are my answers, though I would hardly consider myself indicative of the everyman; if such a one even exists.
Q. What makes you happy?
A. Sympathetic understanding,
Empathetic communion,
Being appreciated for myself.
Q. What are the things you like most about women?
A. Emotional availability,
Charm/Charisma,
Passion,
Compassion,
Tenderness
Q. What would your dream woman be like?
A. Alison Lohman Seriously, though,
She would have a kind, nurturing, romantic, perceptive, non-judgmental disposition, and would be honest and direct in communication, without sacrificing either the truth, or the virtues of diplomacy and tact; She would have large, expressive eyes, and cutely shaped lips; In all honesty, she would be petite.
Q. What sparks male infidelity?
A. Lack of Character
Q. What makes a woman "marriage material"?
A. Constancy
Q. What makes you fall in love?
A. The right girl. IP: Logged |
lioneye68
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posted February 11, 2005 04:58 PM
I think at very basic level, men want the things that they have been socialized to want, but every person is an individual in their own right, and what works for one guy may be exactly what another guy couldn't tolerate. They are all unique, just like women. Astrology helps us to see underneath all the "window dressing", and really understand how a person ticks - regardless of how he's been socialized. (or her for that matter)I think men want to enjoy being with their woman, not dread it. Whatever it is that makes him enjoy being with her, well you'd have to ask him. Of course, you shouldn't look into a man's natal chart just so you can personify what he wants in a woman, based on that, because you can only pretend to be someone you're not for so long, before you eithor blow your cover over time, or simply lose your sense of identity and flip out emotionally. IP: Logged |
Heart--Shaped Cross
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posted February 11, 2005 05:01 PM
Well said, lioneye.IP: Logged |
26taurus
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posted February 11, 2005 05:02 PM
Ditto.IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 118
From: ON Canada
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 11, 2005 05:35 PM
triple ditto er....... um.......
Yes well, I agree.IP: Logged |
Mama Mia
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Registered: Feb 2010
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posted February 11, 2005 05:46 PM
And I guess once you see you are not that women that will gel with him, you should getta stepping right. Or just keep it on a
freindship level. Uuuuugggghghhhhh!!!! IP: Logged |
maya-v
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posted February 11, 2005 05:53 PM
Right .... uugggghhhhh!Who are we kidding - sometimes love makes us so crazy that we keep going back, hoping that maybe this time, the magic that brought us together would work again! Admit it, guys and gals, when it comes to love - true, soul wrenching, heart -pulling love, nothing makes sense and when it comes to that particular someone, logic flies right out the window! IP: Logged |
Mama Mia
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posted February 11, 2005 06:00 PM
Maya thats why I like ya girl thats why I like ya. Say that!!!!! I plan to do that from this point on. When I see that I may not be the type of girl that he can gel with I must be up. I realize that I will save my self alot of pain and anger. Keep living and you definetly learn some more... IP: Logged |
whiterabbit
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Registered: Sep 2009
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posted February 11, 2005 06:30 PM
Q. What makes you happy?A. Sympathetic understanding,
Empathetic communion,
Being appreciated for myself.
Q. What are the things you like most about men?
A. Emotional availability,
Charm/Charisma,
Passion,
Compassion,
Tenderness
Q. What would your dream woman(man) be like?
A. Leonard Cohen/Johnny Depp Seriously, though,
he would have a kind, nurturing, romantic, perceptive, non-judgmental disposition, and would be honest and direct in communication, without sacrificing either the truth, or the virtues of diplomacy and tact; he would have large, expressive eyes, and beautifully shaped lips; In all honesty, he would be ripped.
Q. What sparks (fe)male infidelity?
A. Lack of character and boredom on the female's part.
Q. What makes a man "marriage material"?
A. I'll know it when I find it.
Q. What makes you fall in love?
A. The right guy. EDIT:  oh my god I just noticed how similar my answer is to HSC's. CRAZY! And he's a GUY!
ok I'm just being silly, nobody get angry....
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Heart--Shaped Cross
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Registered: Nov 2010
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posted February 11, 2005 06:33 PM
"ripped"LOL! IP: Logged |
maya-v
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posted February 11, 2005 06:44 PM
MM, why thanks! I didnt know you liked me!!LOL, thanks though for the huge hug and kisses and lotsa love on that other thread. Yeah, I really beleive sometimes love has the power to knock out the rough edges in a relationship and make the most odd couples stay together, inspite of trying circumstances .... I asked someone recently .... "Im a mermaid, you are an angel ... its great to fall in love, but where will we live?" And the answer, I found out later, was simple - love makes a place for you, and if you love strong enough, you will find a way! IP: Logged |
Heart--Shaped Cross
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posted February 11, 2005 10:38 PM
Seriously, maya, you just rock!IP: Logged | |
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