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charmainec Moderator Posts: 4454 From: Venus next to Randall Registered: Apr 2009	posted December 21, 2010 05:17 AM A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. IP: Logged
charmainec Moderator Posts: 4454 From: Venus next to Randall Registered: Apr 2009	posted December 21, 2010 05:17 AM To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a lot. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. IP: Logged
charmainec Moderator Posts: 4454 From: Venus next to Randall Registered: Apr 2009	posted December 21, 2010 05:22 AM A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. IP: Logged
Randall Webmaster Posts: 18324 From: Saturn next to Charmainec Registered: Apr 2009	posted December 24, 2010 07:22 PM IP: Logged
NickiG Moderator Posts: 5583 From: Pluto, next to Ami Ann Registered: Jul 2010	posted December 24, 2010 07:23 PM LOLOLOL, this is great ------------------ put your foot down once, not stomp it over and over IP: Logged
Glaucus Knowflake Posts: 5819 From: Sacramento,California Registered: Apr 2009	posted December 28, 2010 04:56 PM shrugs I am a man,and I have a long history of worrying about the future. I even have a diagnosed Generalized Anxiety Disorder. Anxiety has to do with worrying including worrying about the future. I do it less now. I try to just focus on the present moment and be in the now. I'd love to have a wife. ------------------ No..I am not a Virgo. Developmental Neurodiversity Association facebook group. http://www.facebook.com/#!/group.php?gid=131944976821905&ref=ts IP: Logged
StarrofVenusGirl Knowflake Posts: 1314 From: Down the Rabbit Hole Registered: Jun 2009	posted December 28, 2010 05:02 PM You will be a GREAT husband Raymond. It will happen for you one day. By the way I have anxiety disorder also. I think I told you that once. But I am a Virgo anyway. We are prone to worrying ourselves into fits. IP: Logged
Ami Anne Moderator Posts: 32213 From: Pluto/house next to NickiG Registered: Sep 2010	posted December 28, 2010 05:05 PM Yes, Raymond Our hardest thing ,as people, is to find someone who can fit us well enough so that we can live with them. The right person is VERY rare for all of us ------------------ Jesus never put his trust in man cuz he knew what was in man. Pluto conjunct Deja ,Bruh. IP: Logged
WinkAway Knowflake Posts: 1575 From: here, there & everywhere Registered: Apr 2009	posted December 28, 2010 07:02 PM Okay I know this doesn't fit here but I gotta get it out... a joke... What's the difference between snow men and snow women? anyone? IP: Logged
BearsArcher Moderator Posts: 724 From: Arizona with Bear the Leo Registered: Apr 2010	posted December 28, 2010 07:13 PM hmmm... I don't know.. IP: Logged
WinkAway Knowflake Posts: 1575 From: here, there & everywhere Registered: Apr 2009	posted December 28, 2010 07:21 PM Snow balls okay carry on... IP: Logged
BearsArcher Moderator Posts: 724 From: Arizona with Bear the Leo Registered: Apr 2010	posted December 28, 2010 08:50 PM LMAO.. that was cute IP: Logged
coconutcancermoon Knowflake Posts: 494 From: A Place of Pure Love Registered: Nov 2010	posted December 28, 2010 09:57 PM lol IP: Logged
LEXX Knowflake Posts: 9742 From: Still out looking for Schrodinger's cat.......& LEXIGRAMMING.♥.. is my Passion! Registered: Apr 2009	posted December 29, 2010 01:28 PM IP: Logged
firecracker Knowflake Posts: 554 From: all places Registered: Nov 2010	posted December 29, 2010 01:42 PM the snowman said to his buddy snowman..."yeah, i smell carrots too" IP: Logged
Randall Webmaster Posts: 18324 From: Saturn next to Charmainec Registered: Apr 2009	posted December 29, 2010 02:08 PM Haha! ------------------ "The stars which shone over Babylon and the stable in Bethlehem still shine as brightly over the Empire State Building and your front yard today. They perform their cycles with the same mathematical precision, and they will continue to affect each thing on earth, including man, as long as the earth exists." Linda Goodman IP: Logged
Randall Webmaster Posts: 18324 From: Saturn next to Charmainec Registered: Apr 2009	posted January 05, 2011 11:50 PM Yeah, Virgos are worriers. IP: Logged
scorpio17 Knowflake Posts: 776 From: Netherlands Registered: Dec 2009	posted January 06, 2011 01:22 PM Differences between men and woman yes, there are differences between men and woman. Buth imagine how boring life would be if we were equal. Still i love....the fokes from mars. At the office I work with mostly woman and what a bitches they can be. So i appriciate men. Don't forget men are good observers and see more then we think and how sweet of them not to tell everything they see. IP: Logged
charmainec Moderator Posts: 4454 From: Venus next to Randall Registered: Apr 2009	posted January 07, 2011 05:04 PM The real definition to the words used by women 1.Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up. 2.That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake. 3.Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1). 4.Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.) 5.Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go. 6.Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3) 7.Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!) 8.Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.) IP: Logged
charmainec Moderator Posts: 4454 From: Venus next to Randall Registered: Apr 2009	posted January 07, 2011 05:06 PM A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, razor, shaving cream, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Motel 6. The average number of items in a woman's bathroom is 328. The average man would not be able to identify most of them. IP: Logged
charmainec Moderator Posts: 4454 From: Venus next to Randall Registered: Apr 2009	posted January 07, 2011 05:07 PM Married men should forget their mistakes. There is no need for two people to remember the same thing. IP: Logged
charmainec Moderator Posts: 4454 From: Venus next to Randall Registered: Apr 2009	posted January 07, 2011 05:09 PM Why Men Are Happier Men can play with toys all their life. Men can wear shorts no matter what their legs look like. Men have one wallet and one pair of shoes which are good for every season. Men can choose whether or not to grow a mustache. Men can "do" their fingernails with a pocket knife. Men's bellies usually hide their large hips. Chocolate is just another snack. The whole garage belongs to them. Weddings take care of themselves. Men's last name never changes. Everything on a man's face stays its original color. Men only have to shave their faces and necks. Men can keep the same hairstyle for years, even decades. Men can do their Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Christmas Eve in 25 minutes. For men, wrinkles add character. Men can go on a week's vacation and pack only one suitcase. Men's new shoes don't cause blisters, or cut or mangle their feet. Men don't have to stop and think which way to turn a screw. Men have one mood all the time. A wedding dress cost $5000. A tuxedo rental - 100 bucks Men can open all their own jars. IP: Logged
charmainec Moderator Posts: 4454 From: Venus next to Randall Registered: Apr 2009	posted January 07, 2011 05:13 PM Glaucus many times we worry about the future because we don't know what it holds. All will be well IP: Logged
WinkAway Knowflake Posts: 1575 From: here, there & everywhere Registered: Apr 2009	posted January 08, 2011 01:33 AM quote: Originally posted by Randall: Yeah, Virgos are worriers. hey...heyyyy... don't be dissin the Virgo's. so...what are you dissin us for? no, really...why? lololololzzzzzzzzzz I worry about everything. I drive myself crazy. IP: Logged
Randall Webmaster Posts: 18324 From: Saturn next to Charmainec Registered: Apr 2009	posted January 08, 2011 10:46 PM IP: Logged

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