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Mblake81
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posted March 06, 2011 05:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mblake81     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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I'm a west indian. I eat chiles more deadly than rat poison. Why so angry, is it something I said?

No it is my real humor.

A wise woman once told me, If you cant take the heat, stay out of the kitchen

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posted March 06, 2011 05:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for EverEvolvingSpirit     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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No it is my real humor.

A wise woman once told me, If you cant take the heat, stay out of the kitchen


Your heat is akin to Alaska, boo. It was a question

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posted March 06, 2011 05:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mblake81     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I have a viscous streak in me a mile wide.

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posted March 06, 2011 05:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for EverEvolvingSpirit     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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I have a viscous streak in me a mile wide.

LoL sure you do.

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posted March 06, 2011 05:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mblake81     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
But I like the concept of cold heat.

Freeze em while you Burn em!

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posted March 06, 2011 06:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for EverEvolvingSpirit     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Mblake81:
But I like the concept of cold heat.

Freeze em while you Burn em!


LoL ok.

Where is my cheerleader?? I feel a cheer coming on!! Can I borrow your poms poms Sir Blake? You do have some big ones

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posted March 06, 2011 06:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mblake81     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Wait a minute, you eat chilies more deadly than rat poison?

No wonder you wanna go for someones throat.

I have seen dogs that have been fed gun powder for a period of time.

They are viscous.

So EES, Do I need to put you on a leesh?

Because I can not have random women jumping for my throat, It is distracting as you can imagine.

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posted March 06, 2011 06:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote


EES is my twin, Mblake
You get two gorgeous girls in ONE


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He who controls his Spirit is greater than he who controls a city
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posted March 06, 2011 06:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mblake81     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
One is more than enough for me.

One is more than I am normally willing to put up with lol.

No way I am feeding two of you, get real.

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posted March 06, 2011 06:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for EverEvolvingSpirit     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Mblake81:
Wait a minute, you eat chilies more deadly than rat poison?

No wonder you wanna go for someones throat.

I have seen dogs that have been fed gun powder for a period of time.

They are viscous.

So EES, Do I need to put you on a leesh?

Because I can not have random women jumping for my throat, It is distracting as you can imagine.


You couldn't put me on a leash if you tried. Only a certain kind of man can do that and that is the type that doesn't put his hand on his hip and move his neck around while going back and forth with women. Sorry. But no worries, I am properly leashed thank you very much. I'm a pit bull in a skirt.

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posted March 06, 2011 06:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for EverEvolvingSpirit     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Mblake81:
One is more than enough for me.

One is more than I am normally willing to put up with lol.

No way I am feeding two of you, get real.


Point proven.

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posted March 06, 2011 06:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mblake81     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Then tell the owner to keep the dog fenced in, Wild dogs have a way of getting ran over in this world.

I do not need a leesh or have my hands on my hips for that job.

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posted March 06, 2011 06:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mochai     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My next incarnation I'm going to incarnate androgynous and assexual. It eliminates a lot of problems.

I also like convenience food. You have to tear at a man's flesh. Too much work.

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posted March 06, 2011 06:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mblake81     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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My next incarnation I'm going to incarnate androgynous and assexual. It eliminates a lot of problems.

I also like convenience food. You have to tear at a man's flesh. Too much work.


If a woman was not tearing at mens flesh, all they would do is shop and gossip.

Minus the talk about the men they are eating alive of course.

80 percent of a womans life would be empty.

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posted March 06, 2011 06:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for EverEvolvingSpirit     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Then tell the owner to keep the dog fenced in, Wild dogs have a way of getting ran over in this world.

I do not need a leesh or have my hands on my hips for that job.


THIS wild dog is from Brooklyn. I know the streets. You offered the leesh, honey and I'm telling you you aren't qualified to train. My owner does not need advice from you, nor does he need your influence

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posted March 06, 2011 06:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
EES
Get him GUURRRRIIILLLL

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posted March 06, 2011 06:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
EES
Get him GUURRRRIIILLLL

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posted March 06, 2011 06:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for EverEvolvingSpirit     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Mblake81:
If a woman was not tearing at mens flesh, all they would do it shop and gossip.

Minus the talk about the men they are eating alive of course.

80 percent of a womans life would be empty.


LoL sounds deep We're getting to the root of the problem here.

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posted March 06, 2011 06:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mochai     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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If a woman was not tearing at mens flesh, all they would do it shop and gossip.

Minus the talk about the men they are eating alive of course.

80 percent of a womans life would be empty.


Holy $#!t. I'm genderless!

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posted March 06, 2011 06:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mblake81     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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THIS wild dog is from Brooklyn. I know the streets. You offered the leesh, honey and I'm telling you you aren't qualified to train. My owner does not need advice from you, nor does he need your influence

Then tell the owner to keep the leesh shorter, cause his dog is barking up my tree.

I could just throw a heavy brick on its head, you know?

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posted March 06, 2011 06:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for EverEvolvingSpirit     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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EES
Get him GUURRRRIIILLLL


YES GURRRLLLL, I'm mad cuz my baby daddy ain't gimme my chile support

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posted March 06, 2011 06:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for EverEvolvingSpirit     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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YES GURRRLLLL, I'm mad cuz my baby daddy ain't gimme my chile support

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posted March 06, 2011 06:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mblake81     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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EES
Get him GUURRRRIIILLLL



lol, Bite off more than you can chew GIRRRLL.

Cause you do not know any bettah GIIRRLLL

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posted March 06, 2011 06:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for EverEvolvingSpirit     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Then tell the owner to keep the leesh shorter, cause his dog is barking up my tree.

I could just throw a heavy brick on its head, you know?


LoL you tried and you missed numerous times! Work on your aim

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posted March 06, 2011 06:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for EverEvolvingSpirit     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Ami Anne:
[b]EES
Get him GUURRRRIIILLLL



lol, Bite off more than you can chew GIRRRLL.

Cause you do not know any bettah GIIRRLLL[/B][/QUOTE]

LoL I'm not the one proverbially wanting to throw bricks at heads

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