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sand
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posted September 14, 2012 03:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for sand     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ail221:
no mommy or daddy word play ew.

brother/ sister then? JK!

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C1ND3R
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posted October 16, 2012 07:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for C1ND3R     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Is that your finger or.. --oh, it's NOT your finger? Of course it isn't! Oh, yes.. Oh, yes...."

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Curious Bull
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posted October 19, 2012 04:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Curious Bull     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
VERY FUNNY.

quote:
Originally posted by C1ND3R:
"oh, my god... Yes... Oh, my sock!l"

"--....your sock!??? " pause for awkward moment.

True story.


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libragrrrl0923
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posted October 19, 2012 09:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for libragrrrl0923     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
These are hilarious!!!

Totally made my friday... thank you all!

As for me...

I've never really had anything weird said during sex. I have broken out into a hysterical laughter after a powerful orgasm - the kind of laughter that brought tears to my eyes and was uncontrollable. Thankfully I was with someone who loved me and thought it was just adorable.

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YoursTrulyAlways
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posted October 19, 2012 09:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for YoursTrulyAlways     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Mommy, Daddy, I've got to poop.

Mom, Dad. We're out of toilet paper.

Grandma and Granddad are here!!!

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bella_taurus
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posted October 23, 2012 11:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for bella_taurus     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Some guy sang to me.

...and finished in 3 min.

Made this Taurus woman furious.

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Curious Bull
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posted October 25, 2012 07:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Curious Bull     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Would have made this taurus woman furious too!

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Originally posted by bella_taurus:
Some guy sang to me.

...and finished in 3 min.

Made this Taurus woman furious.


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Curious Bull
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posted October 25, 2012 07:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Curious Bull     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
OMG!

quote:
Originally posted by C1ND3R:
"Is that your finger or.. --oh, it's NOT your finger? Of course it isn't! Oh, yes.. Oh, yes...."


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C1ND3R
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posted October 25, 2012 08:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for C1ND3R     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Curious Bull:
OMG!


Yup!

My life is a carousel..

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DunorDius
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posted October 26, 2012 01:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DunorDius     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Okay this is a true story. I was having sex with a girl one time in the dark. It was our first time. I was like, your ashole feels so good and she was like, " uh you aren't in my ahole, you are in my pus**...." I just laughed.

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