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Topic: Fun thread: Worst words you can hear (or say) while making love.
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Xodian
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From: Canada
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 12, 2012 01:58 PM
  
Me and a few friends had this discussion today and we were laughing our butts off at all the possible answers we could come up with  . I'll post a few:"Is it in yet"?............" response from the other person:..........."I'm not sure." "Oh Christy! oh Christy! oh Christy! ... I mean, Shelly ..." "You do that like your brother." "Oh, wow, how do you do so much, with so little." "My wife may call. It's our Anniversary." "Dude - WRONG HOLE!!!!"
 especially the last one
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Hera
Moderator Posts: 4524
From: the OR
Registered: Sep 2010
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posted September 12, 2012 02:02 PM
Laughter. Beat that. IP: Logged |
Xodian
Knowflake Posts: 449
From: Canada
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 12, 2012 02:04 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Hera:
Laughter. Beat that.
Well it could be a good thing given the circumstances  . Or if you happen to be a goofy Sagittarius .
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Hera
Moderator Posts: 4524
From: the OR
Registered: Sep 2010
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posted September 12, 2012 02:14 PM
Sag Mooner!  My bf at the time didn't think it was good.. Tried to explain the endorphin stuff to him but it killed the mood. IP: Logged |
sand
Knowflake Posts: 6997
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Registered: May 2011
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posted September 12, 2012 02:26 PM
why so fast?IP: Logged |
athenegoddess
Knowflake Posts: 1584
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Registered: Aug 2011
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posted September 12, 2012 02:41 PM
Did you take out the trash today?IP: Logged |
Yin
Moderator Posts: 2966
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Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 12, 2012 02:43 PM
Hurry up, my show is on in 10 min.IP: Logged |
YoursTrulyAlways
Knowflake Posts: 4103
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Registered: Oct 2011
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posted September 12, 2012 02:59 PM
"Err.. I put a small dent in the car door today: you can't really see it..."IP: Logged |
YoursTrulyAlways
Knowflake Posts: 4103
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Registered: Oct 2011
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posted September 12, 2012 03:02 PM
"But Monday Night Football is on tonight and X is playing Y, and the guys are coming over any minute now..""It's my last Viagra pill and I need to see Dr. X to get some more, so make it worth it..." "I just got these new sheets and they cost $500, so don't wrinkle them too much... [it went limp as soon as $500 was revealed]" "Do you like this cologne and those boxers? Your sister liked them" "I hope my husband enjoys his time with your wife as much as I enjoy this with you" IP: Logged |
punisher91
Newflake Posts: 19
From: The Darkend Abyss
Registered: Sep 2012
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posted September 12, 2012 08:03 PM
hearing anything other than moaning or panting is a turn off. IP: Logged |
ail221
Knowflake Posts: 1849
From: Mary Margaret Blanchard's home
Registered: Feb 2012
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posted September 12, 2012 08:25 PM
no mommy or daddy word play ew.IP: Logged |
C1ND3R
Knowflake Posts: 1489
From: Dorsia
Registered: Aug 2012
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posted September 12, 2012 08:27 PM
"oh, my god... Yes... Oh, my sock!l""--....your sock!???  " pause for awkward moment. True story. IP: Logged |
C1ND3R
Knowflake Posts: 1489
From: Dorsia
Registered: Aug 2012
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posted September 12, 2012 08:28 PM
"i'm sorry... i just really gotta text my friend back because i have to be somewhere after this".True story. What's worst is that both of them were said by me. IP: Logged |
RegardesPlatero
Moderator Posts: 4367
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Registered: Sep 2011
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posted September 12, 2012 08:34 PM
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Originally posted by C1ND3R:
"i'm sorry... i just really gotta text my friend back because i have to be somewhere after this".True story. What's worse is that both of them were said by me.
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aquaguy91
Moderator Posts: 4501
From: tennessee
Registered: Jan 2012
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posted September 12, 2012 08:37 PM
don't or stop are horrible! unless they are put together then it becomes a great thing to hear. lmaoIP: Logged |
mercuranian
Knowflake Posts: 698
From: uranus
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 13, 2012 10:16 AM
"let's make a baby" ---- eww yuckIP: Logged |
matt
Knowflake Posts: 192
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Registered: Jul 2009
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posted September 13, 2012 11:02 AM
'I have herpes'IP: Logged |
Padre35
Knowflake Posts: 515
From: charlotte, NC, US
Registered: Jul 2012
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posted September 13, 2012 01:30 PM
"sorry, I have a lot of gas right now""Is it really up or do you just have to take a morning **** " IP: Logged |
Yin
Moderator Posts: 2966
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Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 13, 2012 01:33 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Padre35:
"Is it really up or do you just have to take a morning **** "
I'm puzzled by the blanked out word. What is it? IP: Logged |
hippichick
Moderator Posts: 1881
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Registered: May 2009
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posted September 13, 2012 01:36 PM
well, it really happened to me...Somebody singing via karaoke, mexican music from the pool area! so, the laughing between the both of us killed the moment, but it was sure funny! IP: Logged |
athenegoddess
Knowflake Posts: 1584
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Registered: Aug 2011
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posted September 13, 2012 02:07 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Hera:
Laughter. Beat that.
I don't think that's bad to hear. Linda Goodman said that's how you know your are truly in love or something along those lines.. if they laugh while making love. I've been there.  IP: Logged |
PhoenixFire
Knowflake Posts: 960
From: The Crossing
Registered: Jun 2009
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posted September 13, 2012 03:06 PM
"hold on, I really have to take this call" lol totally ownedgirl: "Hey, could we switch positions?"
guy: "Good idea, but I'm already done" This second one actually happened to me..talk about one minute wonders lol IP: Logged |
Padre35
Knowflake Posts: 515
From: charlotte, NC, US
Registered: Jul 2012
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posted September 14, 2012 01:52 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Yin:
I'm puzzled by the blanked out word. What is it?
I'll never tell IP: Logged |
sweet-scorpion
Knowflake Posts: 950
From: PA, USA
Registered: Apr 2012
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posted September 14, 2012 02:04 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Hera:
Laughter. Beat that.
quote:
Originally posted by Xodian:
Well it could be a good thing given the circumstances . Or if you happen to be a goofy Sagittarius .
OMG... I am a Sagittarius rising and every now and then when I just feel so happy during something sexual or kissing with a BF, I giggle or make a laughter like sound to myself, and he'll actually stop and say 'what'? And then I have to explain that nothing is actually funny it's just me being weird. Goofy, indeed. IP: Logged |
sand
Knowflake Posts: 6997
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Registered: May 2011
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posted September 14, 2012 03:14 AM
quote:
Originally posted by hippichick:
well, it really happened to me...Somebody singing via karaoke, mexican music from the pool area! so, the laughing between the both of us killed the moment, but it was sure funny!
same except my native tongue.. IP: Logged |
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