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aquaguy91
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posted November 12, 2013 02:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for aquaguy91     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
So I was just thinking about some of the awkward moments I have experienced in my life and I was literally laughing out loud am I the only one who does this? They say laughing at yourself is healthy and junk so share one of your awkward moments. I'll share mine in a little bit, I'm at work right now.

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posted November 12, 2013 02:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kerosene     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Freshman year I **** my pants walking to class when I was really hungover.

No one really noticed, thank goodness.

I laugh about it too.
It's so random I don't even remember why it happened.

I was at club with my friends and some of our drinks were spiked... so guess who drank it....?

My friend had to carry me home over his shoulders, I some how I knew my drink was spiked and realized some guy was carrying me so I kicked my friend in the balls and started crawling away..

I don't remember this but my friends talk about it all the time.

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posted November 12, 2013 02:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 12muddy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I walked into a men bathroom once by mistake. The guys screamed. I immediately turned around and exited the bathroom, only to find that many people gathered outside...

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posted November 12, 2013 03:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Xodian     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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I walked into a men bathroom once by mistake. The guys screamed. I immediately turned around and exited the bathroom, only to find that many people gathered outside...

Funny you mentioned this since in our University, girls have a tendency of using the Men's Washrooms quite frequently (since according to them, the Women's Washrooms usually end up being absurdly unsanitary) and us guys don't even blink when they do Lol!

Wonder if this will work the other way around .

As for myself, here is an anicdote:

True story: Me and a couple of my female friends were sipping Tea in a cafe. We were on and about on random topics and well the topic involving pink clothing came in. In my gung-ho macho moment, I blurted out "If I ever see anything that's pink, I'll rip it to shreads," not realizing that one my good female friend happened to be wearing a pink blouse that day.

Yeah... Awkward moment indeed.

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posted November 12, 2013 03:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 12muddy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Lol it happened at my uni, those guys never did let it go. They teased me relentlessly (not malicious) whenever they saw my face lol.

I giggled at both of your stories.

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posted November 12, 2013 03:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for aquaguy91     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ok I'm just going to blame this one on my aspergers and anxiety at the time lol. when I was a freshman in high school I had a huge crush on this girl and I was really shy and awkward at the time. Anyways she invited me over to a house she was housesitting along with 2 of her other friends. Now this was my first time ever hanging out with her outside of school , so I was even more nervous than usual. Anyways I got over there and it was really awkward because I was nervous and she was too so I thought it would be a good idea to tell a joke to lighten the mood lmao. Without thinking I blurted out " did ya hear about the 20 Mexicans that had to be rushed to the hospital the other day?" And they gave me a confused look and said "huh? No! What happened?" And I blurted out " the bunk bed fell" and awkward silence overtook the room until one of the girls stormed out. As it turned out she was half Mexican and was really offended by my joke . Yeah ... Definitely not my finest hour

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posted November 12, 2013 06:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
AG

That is hilarious

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posted November 12, 2013 06:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Once I called someone's wife his mother.

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posted November 12, 2013 07:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for aquaguy91     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Ami Anne:
Once I called someone's wife his mother.


Haha that is funny.

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posted November 12, 2013 07:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Faith     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My whole life has been awkward, more or less, but when I was like in first grade walking home from school I had to pee...hope I'm allowed to say that word here...and I didn't quite make it home in time.

I don't know WHAT I was thinking but instead of getting changed I just took off my underwear then decided to go for a bike ride in my school uniform (dress.)

Yup, real smart.

I made it down the block when I hit a rock or something and somehow landed on the ground with my skirt over my head. Just then one of my classmates was riding down the street on HIS bike. I fixed myself up really fast and he actually came over and asked if I was okay, so I don't think he saw what really happened. But that was one of my lowest moments.

I thought about not revealing this story but a friend of mine once asked me to draw it all out in comic strip form, and then she showed it to like everyone she knew...I figure, it won't hurt if a few more people know.

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posted November 12, 2013 10:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for YoursTrulyAlways     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I grabbed and kissed the wrong identical twin. And then the right identical twin appeared from the bathroom. That was college and it was a mess.

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posted November 12, 2013 11:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL AG

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posted November 12, 2013 11:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for earthypisces     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This is still absolutely humiliating to think about even though it was like nine years ago and a lot of people still don't believe me when I tell them this... :laugh:

Okay, so I was nine and at Disney World with my parents and two brothers. We were going on the Splash Mountain ride. I got stuck sitting next to my annoying Libra mother. The entire time she harassed and badgered me into putting my hands up in the air like those idiots in pictures do. Well, finally I gave in.

So we get off the ride...but our picture is blurred out. I'm just as confused as anyone else is of course. But then it's discovered that people can't get the picture because, "someone made an inappropriate gesture". Well, apparently it turns out that I somehow flipped off the camera! I know that it's hard to believe, but it truly wasn't on purpose. :laugh: It was awful afterwards, though, because everyone in my family was yelling at me. They actually seemed to think that I purposely did it at first! But eventually they seemed to change their minds.

Sheesh, awkward just thinking about it...The fact that there were people on the ride other than my family just made it all the more awkward.

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posted November 12, 2013 12:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dadoo     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ami Anne's story made me think of this which happened to me not too long ago.

Back from a long time abroad I went to see friends for a group dinner. One of the friends asked me to hold her newborn baby for a while. While I was holding the baby, a nice grandfather I didn't know came sit next to me and started chatting. Then at some point he said "with my son", so I was like "oooooh, you have a son?"
- You're holding him!

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posted November 12, 2013 12:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DeepFreeze     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I believe I was a sophomore in high school.

It might have been Psychology or Language Arts class, I can't remember.
The class went on for a while and then we were assigned to read a few chapters of a book and given the last 20 minutes or so to get started.
So everyone is quiet and reading.

I laid my head down. I was tired. Now, you know when you just fall asleep and then jerk awake?
Yeaaaaaaah, I took it a step further. I VIOLENTLY jerked awake and yelled, "JESUS!". LOL

I was a very shy kid too but somehow it didn't phase me too much.

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posted November 12, 2013 02:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
EarthyPisces

You have me cracking up

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posted November 12, 2013 02:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by dadoo:
Ami Anne's story made me think of this which happened to me not too long ago.

Back from a long time abroad I went to see friends for a group dinner. One of the friends asked me to hold her newborn baby for a while. While I was holding the baby, a nice grandfather I didn't know came sit next to me and started chatting. Then at some point he said "with my son", so I was like "oooooh, you have a son?"
- You're holding him!

@_@;;;



Good one

You guys have me dying here.

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posted November 12, 2013 02:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Awww Deep Freeze!

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posted November 12, 2013 02:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Edit I have someone who likes to quote my posts to try to make me look bad. NO use giving fodder to her collection

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posted November 12, 2013 02:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Faith     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by dadoo:
Ami Anne's story made me think of this which happened to me not too long ago.

Back from a long time abroad I went to see friends for a group dinner. One of the friends asked me to hold her newborn baby for a while. While I was holding the baby, a nice grandfather I didn't know came sit next to me and started chatting. Then at some point he said "with my son", so I was like "oooooh, you have a son?"
- You're holding him!

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Well if he's that old he was probably expecting it.

My husband loves it when people ask him if our younger sons are his grandchildren.

My father was 48 years older than me and also thought it was funny when people assumed I was his granddaughter.

It even works that way with women, sometimes the mother is old enough to be mistaken for a grandmother...or the grandmother is young enough to be mistaken for the mother. Anyone outside the "usual" age ranges is prepared for misunderstandings, I think.

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posted November 12, 2013 03:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for YoursTrulyAlways     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
On the other hand, I'm the reverse. There are kids assuming I'm my kid's brother.

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posted November 12, 2013 06:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PixieJane     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Most of those I have were the "you had to be there" type to understand. I tend to laugh more at the pranks or other silliness I've pulled, especially the elaborate ones with others helping. But here's one that a great many talked about...and did NOT find this funny for years to come (it was only after everyone finally stopped bringing it up whenever possible that I started to see the funny side to it):

What I DO remember is that I went with my roomie who was a hard drinking Russian American to a New Year's party when I was 21 and drank more than I should. I have some memory problems of the time but no one could tell anything was wrong other than my being pretty drunk. And then as our designated driver took us all home we'd all go in and visit awhile per home (something to do with making sure they made it inside, it was drunk logic).

When we got to our home I was barely able to stay conscious and I was torn between trying to be a decent host and telling everyone to leave. Finally my intoxicated brain decided a hot shower would keep me awake long enough for everyone to leave so without saying anything to anybody I just got up and stumbled to the bathroom leaving my roomie to talk. I remember how GOOD the hot shower felt and drying myself off in the wonderful steam after...and then waking up naked in bed the next day.

What I DON'T remember is that I walked out of the bathroom with the towel wrapped around me into the front room where everyone was still talking, dropped the towel so I was naked in front of them, laid on the couch, put my head in my roomie's lap and promptly went to sleep. I understand it was a real conversation stopper. Too bad people couldn't stop talking about it for years after.

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posted November 12, 2013 06:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for KarkaQueen     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Kerosene:
Freshman year I **** my pants walking to class when I was really hungover.

No one really noticed, thank goodness.

I laugh about it too.
It's so random I don't even remember why it happened.

I was at club with my friends and some of our drinks were spiked... so guess who drank it....?

My friend had to carry me home over his shoulders, I some how I knew my drink was spiked and realized some guy was carrying me so I kicked my friend in the balls and started crawling away..

I don't remember this but my friends talk about it all the time.


At 14?? O_O

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posted November 12, 2013 06:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kerosene     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
college....
LOL
Never trust your farts when you're drunk, I guess that's the lesson I learned.

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posted November 12, 2013 08:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for aquaguy91     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
^^^
that reminds of an awkward moment I had in 3rd grade lmao. One day we were taking a test in class and I had bad gas, so you can probably tell where this is going... It was really quiet in class and I ripped a loud one and the whole class started laughing and then I ripped another one and then another. finally the teacher got ****** off and screamed "Who is doing that? when I find out who it is you are in big trouble!" Then I ripped another one and the teacher screamed "c'mom that one was definitely forced"and I couldn't help but burst out laughing when he said that and I ended up getting in trouble.When I got home that night my dad laughed at me and said "I heard you got in trouble for farting in class today.

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