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Randall
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posted June 10, 2018 04:12 PM
  
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PixieJane
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posted July 06, 2018 12:35 AM
A close friend of mine used to date musicians (more than one) and collected some musician jokes from others when she broke up with one, such as:"What do you call a drummer who broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless." "What does a stripper do with her butthole right before she goes to work? Drop him off at rehearsal." "What's the difference between a guitarist and a puppy? The puppy will stop whining after a couple of months." IP: Logged |
PixieJane
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posted November 23, 2018 03:47 PM
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they're flashing behind you.
Take my advice — I'm not using it.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.
The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don't have mow it.
If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
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PixieJane
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posted September 23, 2019 01:53 AM
Dad comes to his son and tells him he's adopted. The boy screams. "I knew it! I wanna see my real parents!" Dad replies, "We are your real parents, son. Pack your stuff, they're waiting." IP: Logged |
Randall
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From: I hold a Juris Doctorate (J.D.) and a Legum Magister (LL.M.)!
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posted September 24, 2019 06:01 PM
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Originally posted by PixieJane:
Dad comes to his son and tells him he's adopted. The boy screams. "I knew it! I wanna see my real parents!" Dad replies, "We are your real parents, son. Pack your stuff, they're waiting."
Hahahahahaha!!!!!! IP: Logged |
Randall
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posted March 29, 2020 05:52 PM
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PixieJane
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posted August 15, 2020 01:18 PM
Give a man a gun and he'll rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he'll rob everyone.IP: Logged |
Randall
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posted November 20, 2020 12:26 PM
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Randall
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posted January 27, 2021 09:22 AM
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VeronicaNicole
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posted January 28, 2021 09:10 PM
@ PixieJaneXD dam some of those are pure gold! I like the jury one the best I think. ----------------------------------
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Randall
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posted April 18, 2021 10:04 PM
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Randall
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posted December 26, 2021 07:38 PM
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