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posted April 17, 2010 02:17 AM            

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Little kids are so cute! Especially when they fiercely defend a toy or piece of food they found on the ground

A little girl I know just started speaking. I poked her in the leg and she glared up at me, screaming a very offended "Oi!" and pointing at her leg as if I broke her leg with my poke She is so cute.

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posted April 17, 2010 02:38 AM            

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posted April 09, 2011 09:36 PM            

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eefP4bG2EkI

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=157716407621865&oid=128793580478372

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posted April 10, 2011 02:09 PM            

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posted April 10, 2011 02:14 PM            

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It is the perfect video to watch when you just need to laugh like a kid!
Such pure joy!

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posted April 13, 2011 07:46 AM            

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When my son was about 5, he noticed a can of OH's beer unopened and decided to have a closer look. After a couple of minutes he shouted 'hey, Dad, is this beer for me?' OH said no, why?, and my son said 'well, it says there, serve child!' As good at reading as he is, he misread the word chilled

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posted April 13, 2011 08:24 AM            

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When my son was about 5, he noticed a can of OH's beer unopened and decided to have a closer look. After a couple of minutes he shouted 'hey, Dad, is this beer for me?' OH said no, why?, and my son said 'well, it says there, serve child!' As good at reading as he is, he misread the word chilled

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Oh gods that is adorable!
Reminds me of my post at beginning of page one.

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posted August 31, 2011 05:15 PM            

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posted September 01, 2011 04:32 AM            

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Aww those stories are so sweet

I actually have a few too. There's this little boy that spends quite a bit of time at my parents place... he has a bit of difficulty talking but he is just so sweet. The one day he asked my mom to make him a "gargoyle sandwich" haha took her a while before she realized he meant "garlic coil"

I remember when I was a kid we watched Liar Liar with Jim Carrey. And there's that one part where he's beating himself up in the bathroom during court... One day my mom and I went looking for my sister. Heard a bunch of ruckus in the bathroom and my mom asked "What are you doing?!?!" and my sister replied "I'm kicking my a**, do ya mind??" Haha said it the exact same way as Jim Carrey had said it in the movie. Was so funny I'll never forget it.

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posted September 01, 2011 04:46 AM            

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my little cousin (around 8 years) met a little girl called MEA, he calls her Middle East Airlines, get it?

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posted October 01, 2011 08:09 AM            

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These were hilarious ! My husband has been wondering what I am laughing on so loud. Thanks

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posted October 01, 2011 10:10 AM            

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Yay!

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posted October 06, 2011 09:13 AM            

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posted November 17, 2011 09:50 AM            

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posted November 20, 2011 01:37 PM            

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Loving this thread...
My nephews used to have this habit of watching me while I come slowly up from sleep! It's too funny waking up with two kid faces watching you close!!
And they're curious about anything under the sun including my job, hobbies, bf's... I discovered early that once you start answering one question, there is no end to it!
And they are following me around everywhere I go. I love dogs and I'm used to dogs following me but with kids it's different! LOL They want to watch you do your hair, your makeup... I miss them (long-distance now)...

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My brother married a girl from Wales, and they had their first son Christened in SA with our family. With the 2nd son they decied to do the service in the UK with the In-laws (or is that Outlaws??.... After the service at home the family was commenting on the lovely service the Vicar gave. W who was 4 at the time, asked perplexed who the Vicar was. My brother explained it's the guy who put water on E's head. Oh, he replies, the guy in the karate suit! We still howl about it. W also asked me once in earnest if dogs bark in english! I couldn't answer him, it was so funny!

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posted January 14, 2012 05:54 AM            

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anongrl10 Cute!

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posted January 14, 2012 05:56 AM            

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KeirraW Priceless!

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posted January 14, 2012 03:29 PM            

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my 6 year old cousin once bribed me with her allowance (about 50 cents)to play with her LOL! she musta sensed the venus in taurus in me.

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posted January 14, 2012 06:05 PM            

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Sand, she likes ya!

Lex, thanks!

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A wedding story. . . .As only a child could do...

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd alternating between
bride's side and groom's side. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar...so it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear..."

A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were 2 boy kittens and 2 girl kittens. "How did you know?" his mom asked "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied, "I think it's printed on the bottom."

Another three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He looked up with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom, I know they're my feet."

On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers." A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"

A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table. "What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal."

A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"

A four-year-old girl was learning to say the Lord's Prayer. She was reciting it all by herself without help from her mother. She said "And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail. AMEN"

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